#hihzac

[becclaw]

Text || Zecca

Becca: Dearest Zachary, I know you've been admiring Jade from afar for quite some time now, and the time has come for you to put all of your observations about her to good use!

[becclaw]

If your life was a tv show who do you think people would ship you with?

The heteronormative people out there would probably say @zacboot or @lionleos, but I think the majority of the audience would say @nobodyputskelseyinthecorner!

send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

[random-edits]

[points to the Boot twins]

Austin Solano: So you two are like the Mystery Twins.

Zac Boot: Please don't call us that.

[random-edits]

Jeremy Boot: Stop following me. You're following me.

Zac and Zoe Boot: Jeremy, we go to the same school.

[hogwartswirelessnetwork]

Bed, wed, behead: the Boot siblings.

Bed: @zoeboot as there’s no chance of accidental procreation in a female/female sexual encounter.Wed: Jeremy, as he’s the most respectable of the clan by far.Behead: @zacboot. He’s not a fellow Slytherin, and he’s also a risk for impregnating me with a vertically stunted child. No thank you.

Yikes! That’s a little weird but...

Bed: Zoe, she’s so pretty! But I don’t actually feel like we have much in common.Wed: Zac. I mean, he’s no Gavin but he’s in a band and he treats his cat really well...so he’d probably treat his wife pretty well?Behead: Jeremy. He skeeves me out and he seems to have something going on with @olivia--jordan, and I don’t want her murdering me in my sleep.

[hogwartswirelessnetwork]

Most likely in the school to be a vampire in disguise?? An alien? A ghost who doesnt know they're dead yet?

I don’t feel like discussing this dreadful vampire business again. You can find my previous guesses here. As for an alien, I would not be surprised if @lionleos and @zacboot and even @fabulousfawley were sent here from a planet that worships cats. And @tara-goyle seems rather dead inside. @ghostlyparker must be disappointed that she’s not a year older so she can’t live with that ghost of a girl.

I would not be surprised at all if Ben Pucey turned out to be an alien. That kid can be seriously weird sometimes. I think Blair is way too obsessed with money to be a vamp, but maybe she could be a vengeance demon like Anya from Buffy. I could definitely see @shawn-morse being a ghost, given his ancient taste in fashion. As for who really is a bloodsucker? Maybe that’s what @creaturekidcaleb is really doing in the forest all the time. I bet if we look, there’s some dead unicorns lurking around.

[becclaw]

♫

Big Blonde and Beautiful - Hairpsray Movie Cast

Becca groaned as she leaned back on the couch, clutching onto her stomach and letting her eyes fall shut as she tilted her head back towards the ceiling. Beside her, Zac just chuckled at her antics; she hadn’t even really eaten that much, but it was more than her tiny body had been up for, and now she was suffering the consequences. Macaroni and cheese, kebabs, fresh baked cookies… anything she’d found at the market, she’d just gone ahead and tried, since it wasn’t as though they were home from Hogwarts often for her to try them all on separate days.

“Why did you let me eat so much?” she moaned pitifully, stretching her legs out in front of her but still feeling grossly full no matter how much she stretched out. “I’m going to be the size of that blueberry girl from Willy Wonka when I wake up tomorrow, it’s what I get what I guzzle down sweets and eat as much as an elephant eats,” she whined, adding as an afterthought, “Or at least the size of a house!” Always knowing the right thing to say to cheer her up, though, Zac promised her that even if that happened, it wouldn’t change how much he liked her; she’d just be big, blonde and beautiful instead of tiny.

Send me a  ♫ and I’ll put my music on shuffle and write you a drabble about our characters based on the first song that plays!

[becclaw]

speak up!

First kiss, favorite Boot, cats and cuddles.

send me ‘speak up!’ for the first three things my muse equates with yours!