1. if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?
hm. I honestly don’t know what they’d read. watch: Shrek. listen to: Lust for Life (album) by Iggy Pop, Body - Mother Mother, Math and Science - Bess Rogers, Arsonist’s Lullaby - Hozier
2. have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who? I don’t think I have, honestly. I’m still searching.
3. list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.I suspect you asked this because of Hannibal lmao. Hannibal - Will Graham came to mind, surprisingly. Lost in symbolic imagery derived from his own consciousness, I suppose. Also, Bedelia du Maurier. And something about Margot. ATLA- Azula Gravity Falls - Ford
also when I was into Sherock forever ago, I related to Sherlock a lot lmao,, as embarrassing as it is,,
5. do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?I really like this question. I think I define myself by my thoughts and concepts rather than my actions. My identity is comprised of my knowledge (or lack thereof), opinions, philosophies, and perceptions
15. five most influential books over your lifetime.(not sure if they’re the most, but yeah.) In no particular order: The Sirens of Titan - Kurt Vonnegut, Inferno - Dante, The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde, Challenger Deep - Neal Shusterman, Keith Haring Journals - Keith Haring
16. if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?HA absolutely not. I’d either be boring or realized to my full potential.
17. would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?
for the most part. it’s certainly the purest tangible representation of me.
21. do you love easily?I do, but always realize it far too late.
22. list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.listening to music, going on tumblr, playing music, going out with friends, reading
27. do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?um. interesting. I think it does, in a way difficult to place.
28. on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin? this is entirely dependent on the person, but overall I’d say a solid 8.5
1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?
I’d probably just ask if they were ok honestly
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?
a lot
3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
Not really, within reason
4. Is your last name longer than six letters?
Ye
5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
Sober
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?
HA
7. What does your last received text say?
“thanks, you should come over and celebrate with us” bc it’s my drug de*ler’s 21st birthday lmao
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
Haven’t kept count. As much as possible since late October
9. Where was your last kiss at?
In my friend’s car in my driveway
10. When is the last time you saw your sister?
I don’t have a sister, but I saw my brother 15 minutes ago when I asked him if he wanted to play chess
11. What do you drink in the morning?
water
12. Where did you sleep last night?
in my bed in the basement
13. Do you think relationships are hard?
Definitely
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?
haha yes
15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?
nah we’d probably talk about something interesting
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
rainy
17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
um my middle name is Anne and it’s fairly common, so I probably do and don’t know it
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?
jeans
19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
um probably? I hope so?
20. Does anyone like you?
I know of at least 4 lol rip
21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?
yes
22. Is the last person you kissed gay?
no omg they’re so str8 it’s blinding
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?
yyyESSS I hate the trumpet squad leader sO MUch
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
yes but I don’t know what tattoo I would get
25. In the past week have you cried?
haha yes
26. What breed was the last dog you saw?
a beautiful golden retriever/husky mix omg
27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?
in the shower
28. Have you ever kissed a football player?
HA. yes
29. Do you think you’re old?
I’m as old as time, I’m a baby
30. Do you like text messaging?
not really because I can’t force myself to interact with anyone even if I really enjoy them like.. the only way to reliably talk to me is face to face
31. What type of day are you having?
don’t know, wasn’t there, sorry
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
for like 2 seconds lmao
33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
low 60s is perfect
34. Is there a person of another gender who means a lot to you?
yes, a few
35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?
relationships stress me out but so do flings and also not having either of those things stresses me out so fuck if I know. Right now, I’m happy
36. Are you a simple or complicated person?
I feel like if I say “complicated” then it actually shows that I’m simple, or something like that. I don’t know. But I say that knowing full well it implies complication, making me simple, but recognition of that makes it complex? I think about complexities of people a lot
37. What song are you listening to?
Turn Blue, Lust for Life, Some Weird Sin- Iggy Pop. rlly resonates with me, man
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?
yes unless it’s to my mother 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?
@bottomerik is the closest to having that title 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?
general closeness and their intellect and attentiveness 41. When did you last receive a text message?
like a minute ago42. What is wrong with you right now?
what isn’t wrong with me43. How well do you know the last female you texted?
quite well, I think 44. Does anyone disgust you?
yes, tr*mp and myself to name a couple 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?
no lmao what’s commitment 46. Are you in a good mood right now?
not too bad47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
my dad48. What color shirt are you wearing?
black 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?
everything my mother says to me50. Anyone you’re giving up on?
myself51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?
no
52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?
haha yes53. Do you like rain?
i love rain omggg54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
no, within reason 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
yes56. Do you like to cuddle?
listen……..yes57. Are you shy?
no. I’m reserved, though 58. Do you get along with girls?
yes?
59. Have you dated the person you texted last?
no, they’re Pure and Good 60. What do you carry with you at all times?
my Metrocard, incense, a Zippo, and if i’m not in school I carry a knife61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?
fuck yes62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?
yes63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?
no64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?
ye but also I probably like giving people forehead kisses more than I do receiving them65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?
yes, p much anything my person-i’m-involved-with says to me honestly
66. How old are the last three people you kissed?
18, 19, 19
67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?
do them myself, I’m quite good at it68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?
hhhhhhh leopard but. why69. Do you have any stickers on your car?
I don’t have a car so no70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?
neither particularly. Lil Wayne.71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?
Android 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?
I think my middle school got pizza from Pizza Hut, so like 4 years ago73. Do you like diet soda?
no74. What color are the walls in your room?
off white 75. Are you 16 or older?
yes76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?
nah77. Do you have a job?
i’m freeloading garbage 78. What are your initials?
JAL 79. Did you ever have braces?
no but i fuckign should’ve80. Are you from the south?
hell no
81. What does your last status on facebook say?
I’ve never had a facebook. Don’t intend to.82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?
no lmao 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?
dad84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?
nope85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?
I don’t even remember. I think it was a shitty horror movie86. Do you smoke?
only we’d87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?
heels, i love heels sm88. Is your phone touch screen?
yes 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?
I have wavy-curly hair that i wear naturally, but I used to straighten my hair a lot90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?
many times lmao 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?
hhhhhh the concept of a river or lake appeals to me but i’d be scared of creatures. probably a lake bc I consider Nessie a dear friend 92. Have you ever made out in a car?
I did like 2 hours ago93. …Had sex in a car?
see above94. Are you single or in a relationship?
eh95. What were you doing last night at midnight?
sleeping, I slept p much from 5pm to 8am the next day 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?
new year’s eve97. Do you like the camera on your phone?
it’s okay, a lot better than my old one 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?
many times 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?
ha.yes100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?
don’t have a facebook
101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
not actually. once I had sex every day for like 3.5 weeks straight and i was rlly scared bc of it and I freaked out when my period was like a day late. but it wasn’t anything to actually worry about 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:
Tik Tok, kid 103. Do you have any tan lines right now?
not really 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?
💕- are you crushing on someone?Nope, not right now! I usually don’t make crushes very easily🐝- describe your aesthetic in emojisBold of you to assume I have an “”aesthetic”” and don’t just scramble together things I like into a trash pile but ILL TRY👔🌵🌗🌌🍓- one secret about yourselfI mean like...idk how much of a secret it is but I’m super cuddly and get touch-starved when I’m alone for long periods of time but otherwise can spend a long time by myself (and usually do)Thanks for the ask my dude!!! :)
people can say what they want about internet friendships, but it’s so comforting and healing venting to someone who feels so close to you yet is so far away from your problems
7 1/2-83:Do you smoke?never cigarettes and very infrequently but yes 5:Do you take drugs?not anymore7:Have tattoos?nah. idk if I want one but I love the concept of them 11:Best friend?@bottomerik is the best person in the world 13:Biggest turn onsin a person? open-mindedness, adventurous mentality but kinda willing to let me take the reins, good hair that is long enough to run my hands through, challenging nature. Action-wise? biting/teasing have been favorites as of late. 17:Someone you missI never stop missing anyone I ever cared about honestly lmfao 19:A fact about your personalityI dissect the core meaning of everything to a fault but I have a feeling that deep down I think it makes me better than people. rip23:My relationship with my sibling(s)very good! I love my brother a lot. He beat me in chess for the first time ever recently and I was so proud29:A reason I’ve lied to a friendI didn’t want to hang out with him, so I told him I was grounded even though I went out later that day. Those are the only lies I ever tell friends, I think31:What your last text message says“Yyeeeessss babyyyy” in response to my friend Will asking me if I wanted to jam with him and our friend Cole37:One of my insecuritiestbh my brow bone is uglie 41:Where I want to be right nowin the same country as @bottomerik tbh. also my friend Brendan’s house, or on the road43:Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
ok listen I thought of Sonic but I’m NOT a furry I was just looking up the “alone on a Friday night” meme pls help
hhhhHHHHHHHH it’s so ludicrously messy that you could honestly break a bone trying to walk in it if you don’t know where everything is
what color are your eyes?
green
do you like your name? why?
It’s alright. It means “youthful, young, etc.” which I don’t find to be particularly fitting, but it’s the feminine form of the Roman family name Julius, which I like
what is your relationship status?
describe your personality in 3 words or less
skate or die
what color hair do you have?
dark brown
what kind of car do you drive? color?
I’d kill for a license. As of now, N/A
where do you shop?
for clothes, mostly H&M and the like. I spend a lot of money at Barnes and Noble.
how would you describe your style?
favorite social media account
ehhh Tumblr or Snapchat (those are my only two)
what size bed do you have?
twin
any siblings?
1 dork younger brother who fuckign broke his ankle recently
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
hard question. Probably NYC just because there would always be something to do or witness.
favorite snapchat filter?
favorite makeup brand(s)
I like Smashbox, Urban Decay, Kat Von D, and Too Faced as far as high-end brands go, but L’Oreal has some good shit an definitely the best eyeliner
how many times a week do you shower?
at least 7
favorite tv show?
currently Hannibal, thanks to you
shoe size?
7 ½
how tall are you?
sandals or sneakers?
sneakers
do you go to the gym?
no omg
describe your dream date
idk, like. a date. tbh probably something ridiculously pretentious like go to a book shop and talk about books and then get food and stargaze. something gross and stereotypical like that.
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
$26
what color socks are you wearing?
how many pillows do you sleep with?
around 4, but I’m such a restless sleeper that they all wind up on the floor
do you have a job? what do you do?
nah, I walk dogs but nothing official
how many friends do you have?
I’ve tried counting, I can’t make up my mind
whats the worst thing you have ever done?
live
whats your favorite candle scent?
3 favorite boy names
Michael, Callum, Ash
3 favorite girl names
Concetta, Erin, Janet
favorite actor?
Mads Mikkelsen
favorite actress?
listen.. I’m gay.. Audrey Hepburn.
who is your celebrity crush?
favorite movie?
Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
yes, and I can’t pick a favorite book. I love Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut. I’ve been reading Dante’s Inferno over and over again recently, though.
money or brains?
brains
do you have a nickname? what is it?
a couple people call me Jules, one calls me Julie, Jubia, Nat. nerd.
how many times have you been to the hospital?
top 10 favorite songs
hhhhhhhhh. Just 10 I thought of, not my favorites:
Penitentiary Philosophy - Erykah Badu, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John, Nearly Witches (Ever Since We Met) - P!atd, Would You Be Impressed - Streetlight Manifesto, 25 or 6 to 4 - Chicago, Lurk - the NBHD, Fantasy Pieces Op.73 - Robert Schumann, Where is my Mind? - The Pixies, Pedestrian at Best - Courtney Barnett, Christmas Wrapping - The Waitresses
do you take any medications daily?
Wellbutrin and Zoloft bc my brain sucks
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
not really oily or dry; it depends. nothing drastic
what is your biggest fear?
everything and nothing, idk
how many kids do you want?
whats your go to hair style?
I wear it down and natural like every day and just pray it looks ok tbh
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
um a medium-sized house I’d say? it’s all relative, but yeah. It’s pretty contemporary, too, only like 20 years old
who is your role model?
waluigi
what was the last compliment you received?
I was sitting on my friend’s couch a few hours ago and he was just like “you look beautiful rn and you’re wonderful” which was v nice.
what was the last text you sent?
“boi we’re finna rawr. Family reunion Saturday,” in reference to two of my friends coming home from college this weekend
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
I knew when I was pretty young, my perception of time within my childhood is very messed up, though. It’s because I would investigate and sneak around and ask hundreds of questions about the logistics of Santa’s whole deal. Interestingly enough, I didn’t let myself fully believe it until I was like 11 or 12.
what is your dream car?
umm I like the Lamborghini Huracán but it’s almost too geometric for me? Teslas are so cool and named after the love of my life. The Ferrari Italia is beautiful, though
opinion on smoking?
um depends on what, but just don’t do it too often
do you go to college?
I plan on it
what is your dream job?
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
hhh preferably neither but I guess suburbs
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
nah
do you have freckles?
ya omg they’re starting to fade like they do every winter but i still have a few on my face and shoulders
do you smile for pictures?
not unless I have to, honestly
how many pictures do you have on your phone?
have you ever peed in the woods?
ye
do you still watch cartoons?
lc zlropb
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
Wendy’s
Favorite dipping sauce?
honey mustard
what do you wear to bed?
have you ever won a spelling bee?
ya, we had one in elementary school
what are your hobbies?
dying and being dead
can you draw?
define “draw.” idk, kinda.
do you play an instrument?
BOI. u could say that.
what was the last concert you saw?
tea or coffee?
tea, and i’m grossly elitist about the types of tea i drink, it’s gross
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
dunkin donuts tbh they have rlly gud grilled cheese
do you want to get married?
I’m not really counting on it
what is your crush’s first and last initial?
S. (I don’t know shrek’s last name, sorry /: )
are you going to change your last name when you get married?
what color looks best on you?
dark red or black
do you miss anyone right now?
will I ever not?
do you sleep with your door open or closed?
closed; i’d be so anxious with it open
do you believe in ghosts?
no
what is your biggest pet peeve?
last person you called
My friend Brendan
favorite ice cream flavor?
Mint chocolate chip
regular oreos or golden oreos?
golden oreos boi
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
rainbow
what shirt are you wearing?
what is your phone background?
a glitchy alien head emerging from a split, hollow waluigi head
are you outgoing or shy?
ehh I’m not shy but I’m reserved
do you like it when people play with your hair?
YES JFC
do you like your neighbors?
I have an off-switch for my doorbell.
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
have you ever been high?
yes
have you ever been drunk?
yes
last thing you ate?
ass
favorite lyrics right now
‘Cause the steam’s in the boiler, the coal’s in the fireIf you ask how I am, then I’ll just say inspiredIf the thorn of a rose is the thorn in your sideThen you’re better off dead, if you haven’t yet died (Better off Dead - Elton John)
