#zane cuso

[tache-noire]

Does anyone else love zane cause hes my favorite little freak in the world

[bug-shroom]

hai!! I absolutely love all your zane hcs! Could you please write a Zane x fem!reader first date headcanons? ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

Yes ofc!

🍄Common Side Effects: Zane First Date with Fem!Reader HCs🍄

Zane is so interesting to me, I need to study him.

💊Imagine meeting Zane on some shotty dating app. Now imagine you're at his aquarium for a first date. Yes really.

💊He gives the vibe he rarely leaves that place.

💊He at least tried making it nice.

💊The cashier's desk is made up with a red table cloth and candles.

💊it would actually be romantic if not for the aquarium smell.

💊He's at least wearing pants, and a different sweater. One with a tuxedo printed out on it.

💊Will call you "M'lady." While pulling out a chair.

💊The main course? Taco Bell!

💊Will try eating your half of the cinnabons.

💊Will ask you about your hobbies or life, he will drift off if you talk too long though.

💊ask him about his fish and he's already happily info dumping about each and every one.

💊He will pop pills in front of you.

💊he's not mean though, he offers you one too

💊if you accept you're both happy on the floor of the aquarium, snuggling and eating the rest of the taco bell.

💊ignore the puddle seeping into your clothes while you're down there.

💊If you say no he just shrugs and pops one while stuffing a chalupa in his mouth.

💊He kisses you at the end of the night and there's sour cream in the corner of your mouth.