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my names shithead and i can do a blackflip

YOU GUYS IM FUCKING MEETING MY TUMBLR BEST FRIEND TOMORROW IM CRYING AND SCREAMING SO MUCH NOW

Me: *talking about skins* I find it funny how he peed straight up

Ashley: They call that MORNIN WOOD

Me: *Starts cracking up*

Ashley: i think i said that too loud..

Ashley: JUSTIN FAGGOT

Me: *Chats her YOU'RE ON SPEAKER*

Ashley:.... JUSTINN......................FLaG

Me: Dad can you make me some Cutlets!?

Ashley: CUTLETS?! That sounds like cut up children!

Ashley: *talking about a youtuber" STOP TWEETING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

Me: *makes more gestures saying you're on speaker*

Ashley: OHH CRAP Im SORRY.. Um I mean Stop tweeting.. you funny..thing....you?

Ashley: I want to..Sext Harry Styles

Me: *Makes hand gestures and mouth movements that she's on speaker*

Ashley: OOPSsubigas I said.. I want Too SING with Harry Styles

ur faggot tears avv

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