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if you find me so attractive then ask me to dinner okay
Don’t flatter yourself, you’re still very boring and is messing with trash. Once you’re living a little and I can see myself enjoying your company, come and send me this again. The answer maybe yes if you’re lucky.
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Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Zayn
Who’s the one to make breakfast: whoever offers to
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Demi, usually, but sometimes Zayn likes to take over
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: probably Demi tbh, she’s always horny
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Demi
Who chooses the movies: Zayn, and Demi hates it sometimes, but if he picks a sad movie, he always provides tissues, cuddles, and a shoulder to cry on.
Who initiates kissing during the moving: it depends
Who orders lunch: Demi
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Zayn tries to be sneaky and usually gets away with it. Demi doesn’t notice until she looks down and half her plate is gone
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Demi. She gets bored easily, and she’ll do anything to distract him.
Who makes sexual jokes: they both do
Who cooks dinner: whoever didn’t make breakfast
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: whoever didn’t cook dinner
Who stays up until 2 reading: Demi
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Zayn
Who kisses their partner while they sleep: Demi
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Send me a ღ and a ship ;
Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:kasey, mainly because zayn’s a lil sleepyheadWho’s the one to make breakfast:zayn, because he can’t burn breakfast? hopefully?Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:kasey. she’s up before he is and it’s a way to get him to wake upWho would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:zayn, lbr Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:zaaaayn Who chooses the movies:i feel like it’d start with kasey but she’d be too indecisive to decide so zayn would end up choosing Who initiates kissing during the moving:zaynWho orders lunch:kaseyWho steals food from the other’s plate without asking:kasey tbh Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:they’d work together bc songwriting aye ?? Who makes sexual jokes:zayno Who cooks dinner:kasey, we gotta keep the apartment building and the people in it alive Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:zayn Who stays up until 2 reading:kaseWho stares at their partner while their sleeping:zayn Who kisses their partner while they sleep:kasey
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Who was the one to propose: Zayn
Who stressed more over wedding planning: They both stressed equally
Who decorated the house: Zayn
Who is more organized: Zayn
Who initiates bedroom fun: It depends
Who suggested kids first: Demi
Who’s more dominant: Zayn
Who’s the cuddler: Demi
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: watching movies or just talking
Who kills the spiders: Zayn
Who falls asleep first: Zayn
Who is louder? Demi
Who is more experimental? Demi
Do they fuck or make love? It depends on the day/mood
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Zayn
Who comes first? It depends
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Zayn and Zayn
Who usually initiates things? It depends
Who is more sensitive? Demi
Who has the most patience? Zayn
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Who was the one to propose: Zayn
Who stressed more over wedding planning: Ophelia
Who decorated the house: Both
Who is more organized: Ophelia
Who initiates bedroom fun: It depends
Who suggested kids first: Zayn
Who’s more dominant: Zayn (but lowkey Ophelia)
Who’s the cuddler: Both
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Binge watching their fave shows (?)
Who kills the spiders: Both
Who falls asleep first: Ophelia
Who is louder? Ophelia
Who is more experimental? Lowkey Ophelia
Do they fuck or make love? Both (?)
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Zayn
Who comes first? Ophelia
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Zayn and Ophelia
Who usually initiates things? It depends
Who is more sensitive? Ophelia
Who has the most patience? Zayn
Sam & Zayn || Birthday Bonding
@zaynjfc
Sam: Hey Malik. I need help reaching something on a high shelf. Come help a shortie out?
this time .// zayn + louis
a.n. this is set on the evening of thursday the 19th.
Louis tossed his phone aside, his eyes burning a little as he stared at the wall in front of him. Focus, he told himself. Tonight wasn’t about him, nor was it about Harry and the way each explanation he gave him was harder to believe than the last one. Tonight was about Zayn, his best friend who needed him and by God, Louis was going to get out of his head long enough to be there for him. He was already dressed, and he rose from the bed, reaching over to grab his phone again. As he did, he saw another text notification flash across his screen and he realised that if he did bring it he’d be distracted by his unresolved conversation with Harry all night. Shaking his head, he drew back, leaving his phone where it was and leaving the room. He made his way out front where he told Zayn to meet him, his eyes settling on the car waiting outside the gate to transport them @zaynjfc
15
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
Are you asking if I’ve ever jerked off on the phone to you? The answer is no to both.
