#zelda-style

[sxpxrmxrgxr]

[budsmithwrites]

On my way

I’ll probably swim down silver rivers walking across the neon fields but I’ll rest on the cliff eating unguarded eagle eggs as big as a suitcase before I climb ivy rope vines leading up the rockslide mountainside and find the ruby sword there, waiting lit up perfectly in nefarious moonlight they have my girl in the fire catacombs chained to some wall I'll throw a handful of the ghost coins onto the ground and step into the portal that they open as everything dissolves into purple stars and I swallow a fistful of hearts before I appear on the lava’s edge

[anothersadloser]

Poking around on the Ouya today, I was lucky enough to find Ittle Dew, and it had me laughing within five minutes. This is a fun adventure game with a great sense of humor, but it also has a female protagonist that likes to beat people up and take their loot. Watch the video above to see her burn an old man alive.