#zenis

[t0t4llumm0x]

CW: PENIS 🍆🍊🐞

I don't know why i did this

[tentacledix]

zenis replied to your post: vurtkonnegut replied to your post: ...

u can turn it off so u dont see peoples likes on ur feed

WH

TWITTER

WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THIS, TWITTER

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS, TWITTER

[himborc]

zenis replied to your post: hey everyone check out my good new wow oc, the...

AU where winston went through whatever the fuck Reaper did

see now THIS is a fucken IDEA !

[brood-mother]

zenis replied to your post: alright just saw a post unironically claiming that...

good god it is just video games my guy

the perfect storm of being stupid enough to miss the point and self-righteous enough to get really really really mad about it on the internet

[saints-row-2]

top 5 zen OCs (rippin off hannah heh) but also top 5 dudes you'd wanna see baby boy jason mack on and why

1-5: The Tobster

BOYS JASON SHOULD KISS:

LEATHERFACE. as shown in the Jason vs Leatherface crossover they are KINDRED SPIRITS. they should, will and must kiss. they genuinely understand each other and they would have a long and happy relationship in the woods being weird dirty boys who get each other and can escape their difficult families altho i bet Jason’s mom would love and appreciate Leatherface.

Pinhead. id be remiss if i didnt say him bcs 1) i know who im talking to and b) doing like a half-decent Jason Goes to Hell where Jason is Pinhead’s big monster boyfriend from hell is cute as fuck. they would have a fun dynamic.

Jason X should kiss RoboCop and you can send me to jail but you cant get me to take back this statement

Michael Myers and i know youre gonna say Michael is a terrible boyfriend and i know, you know, we all know Michael is the kind of guy who hooks up w/ u once and then leaves and never calls you back but this isnt a question of who would be the best boyfriend for Jason, its who i wanna see him kiss and baby, i love Jason, i love Michael, two great tastes that taste great together

this is gonna be bold but Ash from Evil Dead was right there in Jason vs Freddy vs Ash and frankly they should have cut out Freddy and just had Ash and Jason go on a date bcs that sounds fucking incredible. i guess theres an issue in that Jason is kinda scared of chainsaws but i think with their good hearts and dumbassery combined they would be a powerful force. 

[emperor-galvus]

Out of curiousity, m'lord, when did you realize zenis was a failure?

"I think your inadvertent referral to my son as a dick is the only answer required.”

[ciudaddeplastilina]

Agh!, I smelt it but I dindn’t deal it!  i'm finished... again!

[the-inept-mistweaver]

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Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

@zenisstarflare TINY CHILD. Thanks friend! <3