#zephyrust

[oceanicmajestic]

Sleeple is the plural of sleeple.

flyingfootlocker, upon being asked what "sleeple" meant

[oceanicmajestic]

What if you had a knife made entirely out of ice Blade and handle and everything That way after you stab someone the murder weapon would do away with itself

[thinkmooinc]

Japan was really really really rad, but I have to say, I'm quite glad to be home happy early birthday, sis! and thank you to everyone who was there!

[oceanicmajestic]

I sweetened your spot

Tucker, referring to hitting the sweet spot

[oceanicmajestic]

You suck at parking. It's like you're parking an abortion in another abortion.

Tucker, referring to me attempting to parallel park