May 18, 2014
The dog abides
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The dog abides
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*The dude abides (video)
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USB
Confession of the day:
After all these years and a ridiculous amount of practice, I am still unable to plug in a USB 2 cable correctly more than 50% of the time.
In fact, I sometimes plug them in wrong twice in a row… which shouldn’t even be possible.
#WorstDesignStandardEver
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* Credit for artwork above: Zach Weinersmith
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Optimizing brain
Optimizing brain.
This may take several days.
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Your free trial to Zero Dean expired 9 days ago.
Blocked!
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Originally published on: Feb 20, 2014 @ 15:51
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Just imagine
You have to use your imagination, but I’m on the right in this picture.
No. Wait.
I’m on the left.
I mean to the left of the person on the right, but to the right of the person on the left.
The rest is up to you.
Like I said, you have to use your imagination.
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Originally published on: Jun 26, 2014 @ 21:49
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On the bottle
That awkward moment you read the warning label on a bottle of vitamins and it says, “Do not take if you are pregnant or may become pregnant.”
And you’re like, well, it’s highly unlikely I’ll become pregnant, but I don’t want to rule out the possibility of spontaneous male pregnancy entirely.
Also shouldn’t take while breastfeeding.
Dammit.
This bottle of vitamins should come with a buzz kill warning.
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Originally published on: Jun 16, 2014 @ 20:12
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Relatively speaking
I think the problem with asking the Universe for something is not that the Universe doesn’t answer, but that if time and space are infinite, then getting the universe to answer you within your own lifetime, let alone in the same week you ask for something, is like trying to find a specific atom on a specific day a billion years ago.
What is a billion years in infinity? It’s not even a blink of an eye.
Maybe every girl who wishes for a pony has their wish granted, but due to the scope of space and time, it doesn’t necessarily show up when and where it’s actually wanted…
Even if, in the grand scope of things, it’s pretty darn close.
I picture a lot ponies floating around in space.
O_O
Whoa. What’s in that juice I drank?
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Originally published on: Jun 26, 2014 @ 16:54
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Seven, Eight, Ten
That awkward moment you overhear a heavily accented conversation in the men’s locker room and it includes the statement:
“I had like 4 roommates, but I ate them.”
And no one bats an eye.
*shrugs*
I guess I heard that wrong…
Unless I didn’t. O_O
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*Why “seven, eight, ten”? Because 7 ate 9. That’s why.
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Originally published on: Feb 5, 2014 @ 10:13
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"Clever"
Anytime I start thinking of myself as clever, I remind myself of the time I bought a pizza, put it on my roof when I got in my car, and drove away.
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Originally published on: Apr 27, 2014 @ 13:54
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