Cishet women's reaction to Bridgerton S5 can be boiled down to: GUYSUGHHHH PAY ATTENTION TO ME! PLEASE GUYS PAY ATTENTION!! GIVE ME ATTENTION I NEED IT SO BAD I'M STRAIGHT AND 99% OF ROMANCE IN THE MEDIA IS TAILORED TO ME AND I NEED ATTENTIONNNNNNN. I NEED ATTENTION SO BAD AND I HATE THAT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND ME AND EVERYTHING SHOULD BE ABOUT ME!! ATTENTION PLEASE WHAT ABOUT ME! I CAN'T SELF INSERT INTO THE NEXT SEX SCENE I SEE ON TELEVISION AND I CAN'T FETISHISE IT EITHER WHICH MAKES ME UPSET!! WHY IS NOONE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME???????