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Humanized Mimi bc bored, at more or less request of the male @jerrybright
i am NOT in this fandom, not rly, so do NOT crucify me if i tag things wrong
CHRIS AND EMMA LYNWOOD ZeroZeroZero
okay so whilst you were sharing your dane rot this morning. i had a thOt.
how would โจ๏ธ sex โจ๏ธ go with each of his characters (you've watched films of so far)
okay so Iโve omitted James Dean and Lucien Carr for obvious reasons! these are in order of newest to oldest after harry ๐ also writing this on his birthday so happy birthday dane ๐ฅบ any not mentioned will be in part 2 !
แดกสแดแด แด แดษดแด แด แดสแดแดษดโ๊ฑ แดสแดสแดแดแดแดส๊ฑ แดสแด สษชแดแด ษชษด สแดแด .
fandom dane dehaan / masterlist coming soon
featuring harry osborn x reader, carl e. x reader, chris lynwood x reader, billy bonney x reader, major valerian x reader, jan van loos x reader, lockhart x reader, zach orfman x reader, jason glanton x reader, cricket pate x reader
rating none of my work is meant to be viewed by minors (anyone under the age of eighteen), and i will happily block any that interact with my posts or my blog.
content warning all smut, varying kinks, carl eโs section is dark (warnings attached), all characters including the reader is 18+
word count n.a / headcanons and concepts
attention do not repost or translate, even with โcreditโ. just donโt do it. reblog instead of like. leave feedback if you enjoyed.
๐๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ช ๐ ๐ค๐๐ ๐ฃ๐ ( ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐ )
rough. heโs so rough.
loves getting head but wonโt give it. head pusher / face fucker. loves it sloppy, wants to see you drool and cry.
makes you call him โsirโ and โmr. osbornโ
loves it when you beg, and has to gag you when he punishes you because the second you start to whine and beg him to fuck you, he gives in.
fucks you against the window in his office and chokes you from behind.
โYou just take it so good, fucktoy. I want all of New York to see how talented you are.โ and โAnyone who sees you like this, cockdrunk with your tits pressed to the glass, is going to envy me. I get to fuck you senseless and show everyone just how much of a whore you are for me.โ
FREE. USE. he can and will use you anytime, anywhere.
degrading; not afraid to remind you that you were made to take his cock and thatโs what youโre good at.
โYouโre sirโs little set of holes, arenโt you? His needy, little cumslut. Say it.โ
doesnโt use condoms, but insists you take birth control.
doesnโt hesitate to wrap his belt or his tie around your throat.
likes to watch your eyes go glassy once youโve cum so many times youโve lost count.
always cums inside you.
heโs bad at aftercare, but heโll let you sit on his dick while you come down, which is when you hook your arms and legs around him and rest your head on his chest. (he loves this, but will never admit it)
Some scenes from ZeroZeroZero. Episode 1x04-1x05
Type of whump: (Illness trigger warning) Chris suffers from a disease (Huntingtons syndrom), causing spasm and loss of control. Thrown by an explosion
Okay okay hear me out: The whole "*insert character here* has two hands" meme with poly ships but it's Chris holding Amina and Oz's hands- LOOK I KNOW I'M A SIMP I'M SORRY- Love you, little sib!
Wait wait wait no that's actually perfect
And yes, yes you are a fucking simp, don't worry we all know
dane dehaan as chris lynwood (zerozerozero)
Highlights of my ZeroZeroZero Reactions
So over my break, I got to watch all 8 episodes of 000 quite a lot and it's definitely becoming my new obsession. I thought I could take a minute to go over my highlights that I can remember from watching every episode, including when I got drunk on New Year's Eve/Day and watched most of the series.
Disclaimer: I only watch the scenes that feature Chris Lynwood (because he's hot) or the Lynwood family, so my views of the show are valid, but incomplete.
Regular Watches
Episode 1: So I watched this with my mother once because she likes watching Dane with me and she HATED it. I however, loved it.
Edward gives me a very strange feeling and I felt very wary of him in this episode, I couldn't really pinpoint my opinions about him beyond that.
As someone who has gone to my local casino many times when I was younger and bet like... 5 dollars on horses, it's SUPER cool to see that in a show! I know exactly how Edward and Chris felt, but I usually made my own bets and never bet on the same horse as my parents unless it was the main favorite to win.
I love the use of Chris's hearing aid and his ability to lip read. SO cool.
CHRIS SMOKING WEED IN THE CHAIR WITH HIS BOXERS ON SHOWING OFF HIS LEGS HAD ME DEAD. I actually took SO many pictures of that moment-
Chris and Emma are the sweetest siblings and I know it's an opinion, but I think people who say they have no chemistry are DEAD wrong. I love Emma pranking Chris with his hearing aid, that moment is probably my favorite in the entire series and they deserved more happy moments together.
What Emma says to Edward in the car is exactly how I feel, and it starts the terrible chain of lies Emma gets involved with about Chris being with the shipment. This scene made me solidify my more negative feelings towards Edward. His death caught me completely off guard.
Episode 2:
The 5 seconds that they show ladybugs resting in flowers makes me laugh every time.
Y'all, Emma Lynwood gets VERY comfortable laying with corpses in this show. It's crazy. I love that they both lay there and talk though, it's a very bittersweet moment. Especially Chris putting on the watch, that always makes me tear up.
So does his funeral speech, I cry every time. That speech is so depressing but it really makes me think and tune in to my own emotions as well.
Stefano hitting Emma actually makes me scream. I hate that Italian bitch so much you all have no idea.
Emma turning the tables on him made me clap the first time I watched, I love that scene in Da Mimmo's.
I WANT MORE SCENES OF CHRIS GARDENING
Chris's music taste is... interesting, and his clothing taste is immaculate. I love his outfits.
Episode 3:
I only watched this once, a long time ago, so I'm going to skip this one for now.
Episode 4:
Chris looks so hot in that vest I'm DYING
It's interesting to me to see that angry side of Chris because 4 was actually the last episode I ever watched- it was fascinating to see how he was slowly losing control and how his disease kinda started making decisions for him.
The poolside scene makes me smile every time and I can now fully quote Emma quoting Edward-
But it also makes me cry because of Mother Lynwood and how relatable the experience the kids had was. Knowing it might be the last time you ever see a beloved relative.
....... I actually couldn't speak after Chris slapped Emma, I was angry for the entire day after that argument. I'm okay now, but still mildly angry at both of them, Emma for lying and Chris for slapping her.
Episode 5:
God this episode was LONG.
LIZARD, THERE WAS A LIZARD
Chris definitely uses his hearing aid to his advantage and I know he used to take it out all the time if he got tired of listening to Emma or Edward.
It's so sad hearing Chris talk about not wanting to have kids and it really made me think about how many people have to think the same things to themselves, not wanting their kids to suffer or see them suffer.
Poor Omar, man.
Episode 6: Barely any Lynwood scenes, so I'm skipping again.
Episode 7:
This episode is a fucking roller coaster.
I ship Chris and Amina SO HARD it's not even funny. They're so cute together and they need way more screen time.
Chris's man bun is see-through. That is all.
Emma's party/dinner outfit actually terrifies me for no reason.
I LOVE CHRIS AND AMINA DANCING THEY'RE SO CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHH
Reporter: "Oz, what are your thoughts on the last 10 minutes of Episode 7?"
Me: "..... NO COMMENT- *goes and cries myself to sleep with my Dane DeHaan pillow*
Episode 8:
DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD, THANK YOU DON MINU
DEAD STEFANO
But also, Emma Lynwood just not dropping her business facade. That's impressive.
Drunk Watch
Episode 1:
...... I called Edward a pussy-
I also called him a horse boy because there's so many horse things in his room.
I kept staring at Chris in boxers and bad jokes ensued.
I laughed extra hard at my favorite scene between Chris and Emma
I found some symbolism in Emma's outfits because of course I did.
I watched the last scene between Emma and Edward and I had completely forgot about it so it was just me going "Yes, Emma!" for 3 minutes-
Episode 4:
I watched Chris in his vest and ranted about how many freckles he has.
I had to watch Chris asking for weed because of course I did.
I pretended to be Edward when Emma was quoting him and I cried again during the poolside scene
That is all-
Episode 7:
This was my best one because I watched the most scenes from it.
I called Chris a stalker for watching Amina through the window-
I corrected Emma's pronunciation of "Thanksgiving"
THE EMPHASIS IS ON THE "GIVING"
Chris's man bun had all my attention that night
Emma still scares me, but drunk, she terrified me in her dress
"Oh my God IS THAT GUY NEXT TO HER ON THE COUCH STEFANO- oh, nevermind."
I danced in my livingroom as Chris and Amina danced and I had so much fun
I criticized Chris's choice of footwear AGAIN
My little sibling @collector-of-muses-and-others knows how much I hate Chris's sandals
"YOU'RE ON A DATE AND YOU FUCKING WEAR THOSE- OH MY GOD"
I took a 5 minute break to eat 2 spoonfuls of pomegranates because yeah I drank coffee and had pomegranates as a 1 am snack.
Then I watched Chris and Amina kiss and went to bed shortly after-
Oh and let us not forget
MY WIFI CUT OUT AT ONE POINT TOO so I had to fix it drunk.
Fun times!!