#zerozerozero

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Humanized Mimi bc bored, at more or less request of the male @jerrybright

i am NOT in this fandom, not rly, so do NOT crucify me if i tag things wrong

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CHRIS AND EMMA LYNWOOD ZeroZeroZero

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[dollwritesarchive]

okay so whilst you were sharing your dane rot this morning. i had a thOt.

how would ✨️ sex ✨️ go with each of his characters (you've watched films of so far)

okay so I’ve omitted James Dean and Lucien Carr for obvious reasons! these are in order of newest to oldest after harry 💕 also writing this on his birthday so happy birthday dane 🥺 any not mentioned will be in part 2 !

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴇʜᴀᴀɴ’ꜱ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴇᴅ.

fandom dane dehaan / masterlist coming soon

featuring harry osborn x reader, carl e. x reader, chris lynwood x reader, billy bonney x reader, major valerian x reader, jan van loos x reader, lockhart x reader, zach orfman x reader, jason glanton x reader, cricket pate x reader

rating none of my work is meant to be viewed by minors (anyone under the age of eighteen), and i will happily block any that interact with my posts or my blog.

content warning all smut, varying kinks, carl e’s section is dark (warnings attached), all characters including the reader is 18+

word count n.a / headcanons and concepts

attention do not repost or translate, even with ‘credit’. just don’t do it. reblog instead of like. leave feedback if you enjoyed.

𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕤𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕟 ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕫𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝟚 )

rough. he’s so rough.

loves getting head but won’t give it. head pusher / face fucker. loves it sloppy, wants to see you drool and cry.

makes you call him “sir” and “mr. osborn”

loves it when you beg, and has to gag you when he punishes you because the second you start to whine and beg him to fuck you, he gives in.

fucks you against the window in his office and chokes you from behind.

“You just take it so good, fucktoy. I want all of New York to see how talented you are.” and “Anyone who sees you like this, cockdrunk with your tits pressed to the glass, is going to envy me. I get to fuck you senseless and show everyone just how much of a whore you are for me.”

FREE. USE. he can and will use you anytime, anywhere.

degrading; not afraid to remind you that you were made to take his cock and that’s what you’re good at.

“You’re sir’s little set of holes, aren’t you? His needy, little cumslut. Say it.”

doesn’t use condoms, but insists you take birth control.

doesn’t hesitate to wrap his belt or his tie around your throat.

likes to watch your eyes go glassy once you’ve cum so many times you’ve lost count.

always cums inside you.

he’s bad at aftercare, but he’ll let you sit on his dick while you come down, which is when you hook your arms and legs around him and rest your head on his chest. (he loves this, but will never admit it)

𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝 𝕖. ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 )

HEAVY NONCON AND ABUSE WARNING. Skip to the next character if that makes you uncomfortable.

it’s never consensual.

he likes to play with knives.

carves his name into your skin and makes you lick your blood off the blade.

will finger fuck you while you’re driving, and mock you for swerving.

“Ooh, eyes on the road, sweetheart! We wouldn’t want to have an accident, would we?” and “Stupid cunt, can’t even focus when I get my fingers in that hole, can you? You’re shaking and cumming all over my hand, so fucking pathetic.”

drags you by your hair.

“You’re not a good enough girl to suck my cock. You’ve got to earn it. Good girls stay quiet.”

puts a pillow over your face when you cry and puts his whole weight into it.

screams at you for moaning/whimpering/crying.

“SHUT UP. How am I supposed to enjoy myself when I have to listen to your fucking bitching? You’re so fucking shrill, I know it doesn’t hurt that much.”

his thrusts are fast and hard, you feel like he’s crumpling you into a crushed soda can by the end of it.

LOVES anal.

slaps and punches your breasts until your begging for him to stop.

he’s big into watersports.

pulls out to cum on your feet.

aftercare? what aftercare?

𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕 ( 𝕫𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕫𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕫𝕖𝕣𝕠 )

pines quietly for you for so long you think he’s not interested.

panty. sniffer.

you catch him jerking himself off and moaning your name.

he’s so touch starved.

you’ll have to be patient, and calm him down when he gets frustrated or starts thinking he’s not performing well.

tell him he’s doing so good and moan loud for him and he’ll go crazy.

likes his hair pulled when you ride him.

can’t really dirty talk. you’ll get a lot of, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck, yes.” and “Holy shit!”

quick shooter and embarrassed about it.

he pulls out just in time to splatter all over your stomach.

“Shit, I’m sorry I’m fucking— fucking useless.”

eager to help you finish, insists on any way he can.

he needs so much aftercare.

roll him a blunt and let him know you liked it, tell him he’s a good boy, kiss him a lot.

𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 “𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕” 𝕓𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕪 ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕 )

so fun!

such a switch.

loves when you tie him to the bed posts and use him.

“You got me, whodathunk? Sweet, little thing like you got The Kid under your thumb. Whatcha gonna do to me, huh? Gonna ride me? Gonna use my prick to treat yourself real good?”

makes you laugh the whole time.

he lets you wear his cowboy hat when you ride him.

thinks it’s a hoot when you grab his pistol from the holster and point it at him during.

“Easy now, pretty girl. That ain’t no toy, it’s a loaded man killer. Better be careful.”

the second you cum, he’s pulling himself free of the restraints and flipping you on to your stomach to go again.

“What, you think we were done? I skin out at dawn, I’m gonna use all this time we got lovin’ you.”

lays his whole body on your back and fucks you slow and deep until you’re a babbling mess.

kisses your cheek and moans, SO LOUD, in your ear.

“You look so damn pretty when you’re takin’ me just like that.”

has a breeding kink but will never admit it.

cums inside you in hopes to get you pregnant so he has a reason to stay with you.

cooks juicy steaks for you while you clean up.

𝕞𝕒𝕛𝕠𝕣 𝕧𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟 ( 𝕧𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕥𝕤 )

he’s a love maker

will slip it in while he’s spooning you.

he loves to see your eyelids flutter when his hips start to rock against you.

cradles your face and keeps it turned in his direction so he can watch the pleasure contort your countenance.

moans out loud when you call him “major”

so. much. praise.

“You feel so good, just like heaven.”

“Let me hear you, angel, cry out for me. I want to hear how good it feels.”

“Do you feel me, deep in your pretty, little tummy? Throbbing? That’s what you do to me, angel. I don’t ever want to pull out.”

runs his fingers through your hair, pets it back away from your face.

“Don’t close those pretty eyes, watch me love you.”

he uses protection, like a responsible gentleman.

“You know I’ll always take care of you, angel. Trust me.”

will flip you on your belly and eat it from the back when you’re close, stroking himself silly to a symphony of sordid moaning.

“Cum for me, angel, let go. Let me taste all you got for me.”

laps it up like the man’s been in a drought.

will hold you all night.

makes you feel safe and loved.

𝕛𝕒𝕟 𝕧𝕒𝕟 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕤 ( 𝕥𝕦𝕝𝕚𝕡 𝕗𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 )

needy.

his hands shake when he’s unlacing your corset.

doesn’t even have the patience to fully undress before he’s pulling you on to the floor with him.

presses every inch of himself against you, resting his forehead against yours, and takes you right there.

he calls you “my muse” and “little goddess”

“You’re beautiful.” and, “I could watch you like this all day. Whimpering and squirming, just like this. Look at me, yes.”

he’ll keep his mouth on yours, even when his jaw is slack and all he can do is moan your name and pant into your mouth and babble about how much he loves you.

slows his pace when you’re close, rutting deep into the same spot until you’ve tears of pure ecstasy in your eyes and you grip his biceps and plead, “Right there, Jan, please!”

he holds your hands when you cum, pressing the backs of them against the floor, and steals kisses and your breath from you as your back arches off the floor.

“I love you. I’m in love with you, little goddess.”

king of aftercare

baths with Jan after passionate lovemaking where he holds you close to his chest.

he’ll wash your hair and then brush it once you’re lying on your stomach on his bed.

you wake up to him on the floor in front of you, painting your visage as you sleep, nude and splayed upon his bed.

𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕥 ( 𝕒 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 )

has commitment issues, but treats you like a stress reliever.

always working, so it takes begging to get him in bed.

wants to be called daddy and sir.

prefers to get head instead of give it.

thinks he’s Christian Grey.

always wears a condom.

buys you gaudy jewelry and expensive lingerie to wear while he fucks you. he rips the lingerie only to coo, “I’ll buy you something nicer.”

doesn’t really dirty talk, but he’s a loud moaner.

“Moan my name again, baby, yeah….”

shallow, rhythmic thrusting.

he will get a business call before you’re done. he stops, without fail, to answer. he looks at you bemused every time you jump at the chance to suck him off while he’s on the phone.

“Dirty fucking girl, huh? So impatient, can’t even wait until daddy’s off the phone?”

will pull out if you ask, to cum on your face.

not the best at aftercare, but will let you stay over and cuddle him while he types away on his laptop.

𝕫𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕠𝕣𝕗𝕞𝕒𝕟 ( 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕙 )

the phone sex expert.

very vanilla.

massive sub, but you have to be gentle with him.

will beg you before he cums.

LOVES TOYS.

he will let you peg him whenever you’ve had a bad day.

tells you that he’s obsessed with you (and means it)

he will sext you while he’s at dinner with his parents, and send you videos of him touching himself under the table.

you make him work for it, and he’s a whiner.

“Please let me fuck you, baby, please. I need it so bad. Look at me! I’m about to explode! Fuck, I just need you so bad…”

only uses condoms if you make him

wants to take pictures / videos to watch when he’s alone.

whimpers your name when he cums.

he’s BIG into aftercare.

will bust out the guitar and serenade you to sleep.

𝕛𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕟 ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 )

why does he only call you when he’s high?

you’re his safe haven.

you wake up to him climbing into bed with you in the middle of the night.

“I just needed to feel you.”

“Can I fuck you back to sleep?”

his kisses taste like smoke and booze.

you’ll have to remind him to put the condom on

wants you facing him, legs hooked on his hips.

sucks your neck when he fucks you.

deep, lazy strokes and muffled grunting into your neck.

he likes that you hold on to his hair.

doesn’t moan too loud, and doesn’t do a lot of dirty talking. he’d rather listen to the sounds you’re making.

he interlaces his fingers against the small of your back so he can push your body into his rutting.

ragged breathing in your ear.

he will slip one hand between your bodies and play with your clit while he rocks against you, but you put your hand over his and teach him how to strum you until you’re the first to come undone.

he closes his eyes and whispers your name when he cums.

is probably already asleep by the time you come back after washing up.

you have to just curl up beside him and drift off, yourself.

𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕥 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕖 ( 𝕝𝕒𝕨𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 )

so giddy!!

blushes when he sees you naked.

“Oh! I didn’t mean to stare or nothin’, I just ain’t never seen a sight prettier than you.”

“Can I… can I kiss you?”

you have to put his hands on you, otherwise he’ll be too timid to touch.

he can’t stop giggling

you’re his first

he stares up into your eyes when you ride him

shy about moaning and dirty talk at first, but if you give him a little praise, he starts to get into it.

“Keep ridin’, just like that, mhm. I needed this.”

“Don’t stop. Please, please, it feels so good.”

“You’re so damn cute right now, I love the way you look when you bounce on my cock!”

cums quick, but recoups quick.

he’s ready to go again in just a few minutes.

he’ll laugh, bashful, when he’s hard again and say, “Sorry, darlin’… I don’t think one time was enough. Can we do it again?”

he won’t want to stop until the both of you are completely fucked out and laying on the floor, a couple of moaning, panting messes.

he doesn’t realize that he’s actually one of the best at aftercare.

will tuck you into bed and shower you with kisses.

he stares at you in awe while you’re sleeping— wondering how he ever got so lucky.

[whumpismybae]

Some scenes from ZeroZeroZero. Episode 1x04-1x05

Type of whump: (Illness trigger warning) Chris suffers from a disease (Huntingtons syndrom), causing spasm and loss of control. Thrown by an explosion

[this-will-kill-us-both]

Okay okay hear me out: The whole "*insert character here* has two hands" meme with poly ships but it's Chris holding Amina and Oz's hands- LOOK I KNOW I'M A SIMP I'M SORRY- Love you, little sib!

Wait wait wait no that's actually perfect

And yes, yes you are a fucking simp, don't worry we all know

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dane dehaan as chris lynwood (zerozerozero)

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Highlights of my ZeroZeroZero Reactions

So over my break, I got to watch all 8 episodes of 000 quite a lot and it's definitely becoming my new obsession. I thought I could take a minute to go over my highlights that I can remember from watching every episode, including when I got drunk on New Year's Eve/Day and watched most of the series.

Disclaimer: I only watch the scenes that feature Chris Lynwood (because he's hot) or the Lynwood family, so my views of the show are valid, but incomplete.

Regular Watches

Episode 1: So I watched this with my mother once because she likes watching Dane with me and she HATED it. I however, loved it.

Edward gives me a very strange feeling and I felt very wary of him in this episode, I couldn't really pinpoint my opinions about him beyond that.

As someone who has gone to my local casino many times when I was younger and bet like... 5 dollars on horses, it's SUPER cool to see that in a show! I know exactly how Edward and Chris felt, but I usually made my own bets and never bet on the same horse as my parents unless it was the main favorite to win.

I love the use of Chris's hearing aid and his ability to lip read. SO cool.

CHRIS SMOKING WEED IN THE CHAIR WITH HIS BOXERS ON SHOWING OFF HIS LEGS HAD ME DEAD. I actually took SO many pictures of that moment-

Chris and Emma are the sweetest siblings and I know it's an opinion, but I think people who say they have no chemistry are DEAD wrong. I love Emma pranking Chris with his hearing aid, that moment is probably my favorite in the entire series and they deserved more happy moments together.

What Emma says to Edward in the car is exactly how I feel, and it starts the terrible chain of lies Emma gets involved with about Chris being with the shipment. This scene made me solidify my more negative feelings towards Edward. His death caught me completely off guard.

Episode 2:

The 5 seconds that they show ladybugs resting in flowers makes me laugh every time.

Y'all, Emma Lynwood gets VERY comfortable laying with corpses in this show. It's crazy. I love that they both lay there and talk though, it's a very bittersweet moment. Especially Chris putting on the watch, that always makes me tear up.

So does his funeral speech, I cry every time. That speech is so depressing but it really makes me think and tune in to my own emotions as well.

Stefano hitting Emma actually makes me scream. I hate that Italian bitch so much you all have no idea.

Emma turning the tables on him made me clap the first time I watched, I love that scene in Da Mimmo's.

I WANT MORE SCENES OF CHRIS GARDENING

Chris's music taste is... interesting, and his clothing taste is immaculate. I love his outfits.

Episode 3:

I only watched this once, a long time ago, so I'm going to skip this one for now.

Episode 4:

Chris looks so hot in that vest I'm DYING

It's interesting to me to see that angry side of Chris because 4 was actually the last episode I ever watched- it was fascinating to see how he was slowly losing control and how his disease kinda started making decisions for him.

The poolside scene makes me smile every time and I can now fully quote Emma quoting Edward-

But it also makes me cry because of Mother Lynwood and how relatable the experience the kids had was. Knowing it might be the last time you ever see a beloved relative.

....... I actually couldn't speak after Chris slapped Emma, I was angry for the entire day after that argument. I'm okay now, but still mildly angry at both of them, Emma for lying and Chris for slapping her.

Episode 5:

God this episode was LONG.

LIZARD, THERE WAS A LIZARD

Chris definitely uses his hearing aid to his advantage and I know he used to take it out all the time if he got tired of listening to Emma or Edward.

It's so sad hearing Chris talk about not wanting to have kids and it really made me think about how many people have to think the same things to themselves, not wanting their kids to suffer or see them suffer.

Poor Omar, man.

Episode 6: Barely any Lynwood scenes, so I'm skipping again.

Episode 7:

This episode is a fucking roller coaster.

I ship Chris and Amina SO HARD it's not even funny. They're so cute together and they need way more screen time.

Chris's man bun is see-through. That is all.

Emma's party/dinner outfit actually terrifies me for no reason.

I LOVE CHRIS AND AMINA DANCING THEY'RE SO CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHH

Reporter: "Oz, what are your thoughts on the last 10 minutes of Episode 7?"

Me: "..... NO COMMENT- *goes and cries myself to sleep with my Dane DeHaan pillow*

Episode 8:

DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD, THANK YOU DON MINU

DEAD STEFANO

But also, Emma Lynwood just not dropping her business facade. That's impressive.

Drunk Watch

Episode 1:

...... I called Edward a pussy-

I also called him a horse boy because there's so many horse things in his room.

I kept staring at Chris in boxers and bad jokes ensued.

I laughed extra hard at my favorite scene between Chris and Emma

I found some symbolism in Emma's outfits because of course I did.

I watched the last scene between Emma and Edward and I had completely forgot about it so it was just me going "Yes, Emma!" for 3 minutes-

Episode 4:

I watched Chris in his vest and ranted about how many freckles he has.

I had to watch Chris asking for weed because of course I did.

I pretended to be Edward when Emma was quoting him and I cried again during the poolside scene

That is all-

Episode 7:

This was my best one because I watched the most scenes from it.

I called Chris a stalker for watching Amina through the window-

I corrected Emma's pronunciation of "Thanksgiving"

THE EMPHASIS IS ON THE "GIVING"

Chris's man bun had all my attention that night

Emma still scares me, but drunk, she terrified me in her dress

"Oh my God IS THAT GUY NEXT TO HER ON THE COUCH STEFANO- oh, nevermind."

I danced in my livingroom as Chris and Amina danced and I had so much fun

I criticized Chris's choice of footwear AGAIN

My little sibling @collector-of-muses-and-others knows how much I hate Chris's sandals

"YOU'RE ON A DATE AND YOU FUCKING WEAR THOSE- OH MY GOD"

I took a 5 minute break to eat 2 spoonfuls of pomegranates because yeah I drank coffee and had pomegranates as a 1 am snack.

Then I watched Chris and Amina kiss and went to bed shortly after-

Oh and let us not forget

MY WIFI CUT OUT AT ONE POINT TOO so I had to fix it drunk.

Fun times!!