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• *Spills every beaker, nearly destroys a pile of paperwork, somehow you manage to drop every book that's handed to you*
• Colress: No it's okay! We can work with this!
• And that's just a glimpse into your average life with Colress as your partner. He's a very forgiving man and your more than lucky to be dating someone so patient to your endless stream of clumsiness.
• Luckily for the both of you, Colress is pretty much surrounded by chaos 24/7 given his job and passion. Not a day goes by where the lab isn't a complete mess. Honestly, you could set the lab on fire and he'd probably not think twice about it.
•However, Colress can't help but be intrigued by the nature of your clumsiness. There is something to be said about how clumsy you are in comparison to what he thinks is a "normal" amount of clumsiness.
• So . . . with that in mind just prepare for a whole slew of experiments that he has planned for you. What could possibly make you so clumsy has him fascinated! Is it genetics? The environment? Perhaps your simply cursed in some way. Whatever it is Colress loves the thrill of discovery and you've just served him a fresh hot plate of curiosity!
• Colress: What? I must simply gather as much information as I can! How could I not my dear. . 🎶!
• Though if your clumsiness does put you in harms way or disturbs your routine, and it does, Colress will be there to help pick up the mess and comfort you when needed.
• He's never seen someone aquire so many paper cuts as much as you do. But that just means he starts caring around a lot more bandaids, which is no trouble for him at all!
• He still loves you all the same and doesn't mind the extra flair you provide to his daily life. Just maybe leave organizing his paperwork and data to him next time.