“someone gave me literal coal..?”
― @zetsubo-okashi
“It was toootally not me,” snickering, Ouma pokes his head out from behind god knows where, a knowing smirk on his lips. “Hey, cheer up! Coal isn't the worst thing for a Christmas or a birthday present y'know? It could be high quality coal! You could sell it for maaaybee… fifty cents? Yeah. Maybe sixty if we're feeling spicy!”
“Or maybe you could use it in one of your sweets! I hear activated charcoal is all the rage―coal is close enough, isn't it?” Tilting his head innocently, he inquires. What he was ommitting from the conversation was that the black lump of ‘coal’ he had gifted Enoshima out of the kindness of his heart was neither coal, nor charcoal, but a lump of black crayon. It wasn't a big issue, surely!
🎄 welcome to the holiday season! ( still accepting )









