#zevlorsteakhouse

[cinnasalmon]

yeehaw

[abogwitchnamedsage]

*carrying WIPs precariously*

oh no, I hope I don’t—

*very much intentionally drops them on your dash*

ooooooh noooooo so clumsy~

[abogwitchnamedsage]

“By the— what in the hells are you doing here? … What about me, you ask? I’m bathing myself, as you can very well see with your own eyes.”

“You wish to join me? Hmph… I’m flattered, though, are you sure you— by the gods! You should have warned me before you started to unrobe yourself!”

“Are you absolutely certain you wish to bathe with me…? No, don’t misread my chivalry as innocence or hesitance, my little light; I’m a grown man—and not a foolish one at that.”

“Ngh!~ Careful with those dangerous, wandering hands… lest you find that these tides aren’t the only things that can be hungry, rough, and commanding in these shallow waters.”

[abogwitchnamedsage]

…Nice old man you got there… would be a darn tootin’ shame if some degenerate drew him in a slutty little dress…

[Based off of that one “draw your OC in this dress’ thing… I was going to draw my Tav Sage in it then (of course) the Zevlor brain rot took over.]