Snaps his fingers when he speaks
The arsehole who pulls the blankets off u
Sirius tried to murder him when he did this
Sings opera in the shower
Was recruited to the Slug Club after spotting the Snitch in first year before the Seeker
Can pull off Chaser and Seeker
Wanted to leave Hogwarts when he found out firsties couldn't play
Has a lot of biscuits, courtesy of Minerva McGonagall
Has an ongoing prank war with Lily
Invented pumpkin bombs in Third Year
Really gets on well with Madam Rosmerta
Makes a lot of cat puns behind McGonagall’s back
Really struggles with lessons
Secretly really talented at art
Myrtle once asked him out
They went out for a month
Until she kept popping up when he used the toilet
Really close with the Kitchen Elves
Does a conspiracy column in the “Hogwarts Times” with Xenophilius Lovegood
Plans cover stories in his head before the prank is actually carried out
Likes spiders for some reason
Really good at Divination
Predicted a lot of the stuff that broke the Marauders up
Talks about “the universe” a lot when he’s drunk
And gives passionate speeches on philosophy and theology
Which he doesn’t know anything about
Has lots of deep conversations late at night when he should be asleep and his eyes are falling shut
Everyone thinks he’s stoned a lot of the time
Withdraws from his friends once in a while cos “they’re all going to leave anyway”
It takes a while to convince him that they’re there for him
Spread the rumour that Snape was a vampire in the Illuminati
Half the school believed it at some point
The Marauders went around wearing garlic earrings and necklaces for three weeks
Wears Sirius’ leather jacket over his sweaters
Doesn’t turn in his homework in on time
Went to a Halloween party as himself because “I’m the biggest monster here”
Calls McGonagall “Professor Toebeans” because “if I’m Padfoot, then why shouldn’t I?”
Has a long list of pet names for “Minnie McG”
Spent two years learning how to tip his chair
Spent a week in St. Mungo’s after drinking nearly two gallons of Firewhisky on a dare
It took ages for him to stop saying Mudblood entirely although he knew it was wrong
Hates himself for still having thoughts about blood purity
Sometimes James’ cloak, Remus, and Sirius go inexplicably missing for long periods of time
They come up with the most bullshit excuses
“We were taking the cloak for a walk”
“It wanted to see the Squid”
Found out what a motorbike was in Muggle Studies
The Order t-shirts were his idea
Ocassionally rages about his mother
Started a new house with Barbarossa Brocklewank as its founder
Took Divination for a laugh
Told the Professor she was in for “a minty morning” when he read his tea leaves
Didn’t notice the shackles at the bottom of the cup
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