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Dude, sorry, I just shit my pants. CAN I GET IN YOURS.

.............. OKAY YOU WIN Icantthinkofanythingahaha

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Should we just duck out to the bathroom and share a stall?

I heard your ankles are having a party... want to invite your pants down?

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You need a ride? Well good for you my pants actually double as a busstop.

Do you want to see the soles of your feet in the wing mirrors in my car?

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I know something good that I want on that sandwich and it ain’t mayonaise

well aren't you on my list of things to do tonight

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Hey wanna make me a sandwich

I know a great way to burn of the calories in that sandwich

zillywhy replied to your post: You must be nuts because IT’S AS HOT AS A LUMBERJACK’S CROTCH IN HERE am I doing it right

YOU’RE a female dog but NICE RACK„, Nope I just took it back

let's go to my place and do all the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway

You must be nuts because IT'S AS HOT AS A LUMBERJACK'S CROTCH IN HERE am I doing it right

if this is a competition to find the most slap-worthy pick-up line there is, I believe you're in the lead

you're ugly but you intrigue me

whoops nope I took your spot

zillywhy replied to your post: to be honest, that looked more like a huge fart or...

Dave needs to cut down on the beans seriously

laughing

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