ZIMPAI STORY PART 6: A CONFESSION OF OBSESSION š„ŗšš
(YALL THIS IS GONNA BE THE LAST PART FJDJFDJ CUZ I HAVE TO END THIS WEIRD STORY BEFORE I BURN ANYONE ELSES BRAINCELLS AGAIN)
(AND THIS IS GONNA BE MY THING FOR ZIMDAY/IZDAY LOL)
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āLIEEESSS!ā The alien desperately screeched out loud on the top of his lungs (or whatever aliens had). Dib raised an eyebrow in confusion, distracting him from the overwhelming sadness he was trying to hide. āIā¦uhhh- didnāt say anythingā¦?ā
Zimpai blinked and tried to regain his composure. He slowly took a step back and tried to escape.
Dib-chan tilted his head, and his hair bone scythe hair cowlick thingy turned into a light bulb as a thought struck him. āC-could it beā¦ā
Just as the big headed boy opened his mouth to let out his undeniably kawaii anime voice, Zim-kun began to run and covered his nonexistent ears.
āZ-Zimpai hasā¦aā¦aā¦ā
Dib-Chanās delicate pretty voice suddenly became deep and sounded like he was a macho and buff man.
āCRUSHY WUSHY LUSHY USHY BLUSHY CRUSHY ON MEEEE!11!1!1!1!11ā
The yell was so loud and ear piercing that the whole ground collapsed while everything around Dib got pushed away by 999999999 kilometers.
This was so powerful that even Gaz became flabberGAZted by this and was more concerned than ever. āTAK- WHY THE ACTUAL HELL DID YOU MAKE THE ANIME BEAM DO THIS???ā
Tak, despite her messy hair and being literally yeeted away by an incredibly long distance from a pathetic lover boy, was still smiling smugly and just shrugged. āI had the most tragic villain story from the most stupid defective Irken of destruction demolishing a vending machine. His stupid lover obviously has to be as insane as he is.ā
Back with our main character idiots here, Dibby boi realised what he has done and sobbed, āZ-Zimpai my pookieā¦! I didnāt mean to hurt you like thisssā¦!!ā (he obviously did lolll)
From 999 something kilometers whatever that number I typed earlier (oh wait I can copy and paste but oh well) away, the green space cockroach creechur growled, āGRGRGRRR YOUUUā¦!! YOUUUU!! WHEN YOU YOUUU!11!1!1 YOUUU MADE ME MAAADDD GRGRGRGRHDIEJDEKJā (bro this space boi couldnāt hear dib a shmillion times even when he was 1 inch away from him but now he can-)
(wAIT I SHOULD MAKE LESS BRACKETED TEXTS SORRY-)
Instead of apologizing again, Dib got mad at Zim too because it would be too out of character if the boys didnāt fight each other here as it was still an ENEMIES to lovers arc after all.
Deeb Doob Dob Dibās voice became all buff again as he himself became buff too, electricity surging all around him. He then ascended from the ground, T-posing and let the mysterious anime power carry him towards the alien.
The alien boi zimmediately tried to become as buff as Dibby boi did by casually grabbing a machine that was 69 420 times his size in his PAK and blasted himself with it, causing his scrawny-looking green arms to develop more and more muscles and become as buff as Dib was.
The boys just stared each other down, eyes glowing while T-posing in front of each other.
Dib-chan then broke the silence that lasted for 10 hours by saying in a small and cute voice while still in that buff state
āā¦Z-zim-kun I⦠I⦠l-love y-youā¦ā
Zim then reverted back to his cutesy smol chibi shape and responded with a little āB-baka!!ā even when Dib didnāt finish the sentence.
Surprised by that, the big headed boy also reverted back into his original pathetic form and giggled, āI love youā¦.your mom!ā He laughed even more and smirked. Zim was taken aback and felt his heartā whatever aliens had shatter into smithereens. Was this really how Dib feltā¦? Was it all just a silly little gameā¦?
Before Zim could take get out his PAK legs to absolutely destroy and obliterate the human, Dib laughed once more and threw that one love letter to Zim, smacking his face and not the back of his bald head this time.
āNahhh! Just kidding, and uh- happy birthday, I guessā¦ā Dib looked away quickly as the butterflies returned in his stomach. Dang itā he forgot how cute his crush looked despite how stupid he wasā¦
āEhhh- birthday?? Invaders donāt NEED pathetic Urth birthdays!ā
āYeah, yeahā but today is still special, yāknow? Itās the day you set your little alien foot on this planet!ā
Zim tried not to smile at his beloved nemesis remembering AND writing some letter to him for this day. But thenā¦
āWAIT! How did you know itās today?? We met at the disgusting skool one or two days after I landed on this filthy planet!!ā
Dib smiled and responded, āIām a paranormal investigator! Of COURSE I know the exact day an alien comes here!ā
āYou were a creepy stalker from the start, Dib-thing⦠even before becoming those⦠yhaaan-deersā¦ā
āYouāre creepy too, yāknow!! And you were so weird too! In fact- everything was so weird earlier⦠nothing new, I guess!ā Dib chuckled.
Zim coughed and shifted his eyes away from Dib, yet getting closer beside him. āā¦Yeah. Veryā¦strangeā¦ā
Dib-ch- I mean DIB noticed this and leaned closer and closer to Zim andā¦.
HELD HIS HANDDDD!1?1!?!1?11!1! SO SCANDALOUS!! THE END-
(Just kidding :3)
ā¦he affectionately smooched the bug boyās cheek! This gesture was so sweet that even the usually cold Gaz let out an āawww!ā along with every other bystander around them!
The gay boys finally completed their enemies to lovers arcā¦.
ā¦until the cartoon resets again and everyone forgot what happened !
The end uwu
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KFKDFKDKDKD HELP ITS ACTUALLY OVER AHHFJDJDDJD
THIS STORY HAS BEEN⦠SOMETHING! LOLL IF U ACTUALLY READ THIS, OR EVEN READ ALL THE WAY FROM THE START- I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR ALL UR SUPPORT AND STILL STICKING BY DESPITE THE SLOW UPDATES AND THE LOW QUALITY WRITING AND PHONE DOODLES!
Honestly, Iām gonna miss this story, so maybe Iām still gonna make things for it in the future like doodle comics or more writings but after the reset! Anyway⦠again thanks so much for reading this if u did and have the bestest day or night! Donāt let the buff boys haunt you XD