#zip it shortstack

[llord-nakcorevas]

i would like to take a moment to appreciate that ive spent the last two days talking to the boy im in love with about his girl problems :)))))

[llord-nakcorevas]

a list of things AJ could stand for

Amazing Jupiter Antagonistic Jeep Arrested Jevelopment Apple Jack Artistic Jackassery Almighty Juice Aggressive Juttsex Anti Jesus Almighty Jinkies Always Jammin Adrenaline Junkie Austen Jane Another Jackoff Apricot Jam Apple-bottom Jeans Alternative Jrock Ass Jockey Ablaze Jungle Animal Jfarm Aesthetic Jorge Ancestral Jworship Air Jordan Art Journal Asthmatic Jerk and my personal favs Adam Jriver Arnold Jwarzenegger Ariana Jrande Andyana Jones Anakin Jywalker

[llord-nakcorevas]

this kid in the play with me keeps asking me rly invasive questions about being trans and I'm gonna legit punch him if he starts asking about what's in my pants one more fucking time

[llord-nakcorevas]

just got up and went to the bathroom and like blacked out or some shit. legit I just suddenly couldn't see and started stumbling and only came to when my brother said something. 'twas a weird experience

[llord-nakcorevas]

my allergies are so bad that I slept sitting up and I still couldn't breathe

[llord-nakcorevas]

my friends on Facebook keep sharing a thing that's basically like "modern dating sucks, ppl date like they try on shoes, I'm not like those other adolescents, I wanna meet my spouse N O W, don't be a slut" and I keep laughing because I'm more committed to shoes I try on than I am to long term dating

[llord-nakcorevas]

where does the face end and the face begin? *scalps someone* all is face

[llord-nakcorevas]

me: gives educated and relevant comment on democratic socialism and why Bernie Sanders isn't a scary concept person: deletes the post and throws a hissy fit because she had no argument