#zip it zack

[ungarmax]

we got chinese food the night we made our characters for our new pathfinder game, and so the dm had us get a character trait from our fortune cookies. mine said something about having a successful bake sale (yes, really), so my guy is the party cook.

seeing as i already made him a dwarf and we're scavenging to survive, he is slowly becoming senshi from dungeon meshi

[ungarmax]

ohh i get it. astarion is the new taako.

[ungarmax]

series of events this morning:

cat wakes up at 6am and starts rampaging around the room he's stuck in. he's still a new cat to our house so we are still acclimating him to the house by keeping him mostly in one room.

that room happens to be my bedroom, where i sleep.

text from roommate, whose room is next to mine: should i take the boy for a while?

me: has sound turned off on my phone, doesn't notice the text until 8am when i finally get up.

roommate then admits that when she got up to take him without permission, the other cat strolled out of her room like "heyyyy."

fran goes out to the main room so we closed off the bedrooms to let pepper roam and get out some of his energy.

we decide to introduce the two cats, now that pepper has been here for a week. his shelter cold is mostly gone now so chances are, he's not contagious anymore.

we open the door. fran looks respectfully, very wary, but no growls or hisses or anything. great!

pepper runs FULL SPEED at her when he sees her. why

fran fluffs up and starts growling, obviously. like, what are you doing, baby cat. what. he does, to his credit, stop in his tracks when he hears her.

we reseparate the cats.

conclusion: our son may be stupid.

[ungarmax]

kitty let me pick him up today! i only held him for a few seconds because i didn't want to scare him, but he seemed pretty chill with it. i'm really happy for this development because our other cat HATES being picked up. she will tolerate it for a moment, but if you don't put her down quickly, she'll freak out. so cool development, as i love to carry cats around.

[ungarmax]

friends, who do we ship with lan xichen? i need to ship him for reasons but i can't decide who to ship him with.

[ungarmax]

i wrote 4252 words today kind of on accident and i could have written more but i hadn't imagined anymore yet !!! i need to lie in bed and think about fanfiction !!! good night !!!

[ungarmax]

my sister recently texted me to tell me she has chronic kidney failure, to which my response was to tell her she could have one of my kidneys if she needed it. she is fortunately not to that point yet, and hopefully never will be.

my phone is now giving me ads for hospitals that specialize in transplants.

if you needed a reminder of what a nightmare dystopia we live in.

take this as a reminder not to talk about anything sensitive on or around your phone.

[ungarmax]

we finally found each other