#zlandicar

[officermaddie23]

@mellowwolflady what would happen if The villain Zlandicar met Henry Emily from your au Vanessa presents how to care for a winged gremlin child

(Could you imagine the faces of embarrassment that Demonitius Sly’Tor and Charlie Emily would show because their evil dads are trying to out match each other in a song)

[officermaddie23]

Weird ass glitch

[officermaddie23]

Zlandicar: once he comes through that door no more Gendak Deathblade *turns around and does not even notice that gendak is standing there before speaking again* it’s genius right?

Gendak: yes but one problem, I’m right here

Zlandicar (opens his eyes and sees a green froglok with spots and deep red eyes and upon seeing this he is mad): WHAT URGH I TOLD NANCY TO KEEP THE BACK DOOR LOCKED

Gendak: she did but you seem to forget that I am a notorious lock picker

Zlandicar: DAMN IT

@nonspecific-art I mean it was Zlandicar’s fault that Gendak was able to get in his lair because he seems to forget that Gendak can pick locks lmao

[officermaddie23]

Zlandicar is not so tough when the dragon boss shows up with the shovel is he?

Yep pretty much

[officermaddie23]

So, did any villains try to take over your blog?

Me: You mean Zlandicar and the Beldam

(The closet door opens revealing Zlandicar and the beldam tied up)

Matashi: they tried but did not get very far

[officermaddie23]

Lidgare destroys Zlandicar

Zlandicar: *walking around gor’kar mesa until he sees Lidgare*

Lidgare: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU HOW DID YOU GET IN MA HOOSE I’M GONNA GET THE POLIS ON YA YE PURE MUTANT

Zlandicar: *faints as Lidgare has destroyed him*

[officermaddie23]

Zlandicar (pulls out a carton of milk): Demonitius I am your father

Demonitius: NAH UH

Zlandicar: THE FUCK YOU MEAN NAH UH

[officermaddie23]

Zlandicar: I killed your son and you killed me

Lidgare: Jaled Dar why did you kill that guy

Jaled Dar: MOTHER FUCKER HIS OWN DAUGHTER KILLED HIM