#zodiacsam

[rainyhart]

zodiacsam replied to your post “it’s been a full day and i’m still not over the titanic museum i went...”

i can't believe you went there we should move in there together okay?? okay

there are so many things i have to tell you about our new home i wrote them all down so i wouldn’t forget and those are only my personal highlights!!!!!!!

[0briel]

zodiacsam replied to your post : zodiacsam replied to your post : I’ve had 2...

jesus fucking christ both of these stories were wild from start to finish but did you ever get your real juice tho???

Bro if I hadn’t gotten my juice I’d be fucking dead so yes I got my juice

Also your icon makes it look like Jared is about fight someone if I didn’t get my juice

[0briel]

zodiacsam replied to your post : I’ve had 2 unpleasant experiences with V8s so I...

dude one time when i was like six my uncle had a v8 at his house and i had never tried one before but i knew the commercial and so i took a huge gulp of it and almost puked all over his living room floor i hate them too

One night my blood sugar dropped super low so I stumbled out into the hall to try and get some juice to literally keep me from slipping into a coma or having a seizure but I grabbed a V8 instead which would not help in the slightest so I nearly died because my dad kept putting his fucking V8 cans next to my LIFE SAVING JUICE CANS

And another time in elementary school I was in the bathroom and a girl asked me what I had for breakfast and I said “Waffle” so she slapped me and said “coulda had a V8″ and I’m still pissy about it ten years later

[0briel]

zodiacsam replied to your post : this just in @zodiacsam doesn’t know the...

@kate delete this immediately

No this is what you get for making terrible puns without thinking them trhough

[0briel]

zodiacsam replied to your post : zodiacsam replied to your post : zodiacsam replied...

this reminds me of that video clip of jean ralphio and mona lisa saperstein in the cemetery running away singing ‘don’t be suspicious’

That is absolutely me at my own staged funeral

[0briel]

do you want me to make a funeral for you

Pls do broseph

[0briel]

*shakes cane at whippersnappers*

Bro they’re legit like “i’m excitedly waiting for the next update” and I’m just like “um...the...the author is dead yes v dead go away”

[0briel]

zodiacsam replied to your post :totalylly annoaNON: why r u sucH a dING ush in...

i canno t believe that u think i would send something this rude i canNOt

i will meet u in the pit broseph stalin and u will prove ur innocence