#zoelna

[chainsawgirlfriend]

Sorry Rythna and Zoeythian shippers. I'm a Zoey's three weedsmoking girlfriends truther.

[strifesolution]

hey guys i found zoelna fanfiction i wrote in 2012

this is the funniest shit

[chainsawgirlfriend]

I believe in a few things. That Zoey has two hands. And that she is buff enough to haul her stupid barely-domesticated bfs around on her misadventures.

[z0eya]

you kids these days and your nanocoffees. back in the tekkit times we all shipped something just like that known as zoelna

[bicouriersix]

has anyone realized yet?? with the blackrock series and the apprentice series

Duncan and Kim are polar opposites of Zoey and Rythian

and I'd imagine the two teams in a war realizing how much alike they are

and stop fighting and just "woah... you're just like me???"

Kim = Rythian & Zoey = Duncan and simply because of how much they're alike they get over it and bond together and they become friends and I think I just made Kimthian a thing

[peachseedlings]

Lalna, who else is up in that head of yours?

its nearly two in the morning and i am trying to detox from the zoelna feelings that have been festering in me 

also this is the first time ive written outside of english class?? i will take critique tho (*-* )

safe 4 keeds

Lalna’s eyes are always the most intense in her dreams, when he was in them.

Yes, they were blue. But that didn’t matter.

His eyes were always clouded over, to her. Like he pulled the curtains down somewhere in his mind, like his eyes might give away the thousands of equations and variables he held secret. He never liked eye contact either.  He made small talk while fiddling with wires, eyes darting everywhere. He talked with a crooked head and cocked eyebrow while observing a screen just behind her. He inquired things with a giggle and made tired hand gestures as he stared into empty space.

When he did make eye contact, it was fleeting. One second, their eyes found each other, the next he was off, finding new things to teach her.

One time was different though. They sat silently, sipping drinks with legs dangling off the ledge of the castle. She usually tried to fill empty air with simple questions and curious comments, but after a tiring day of research with him, she had decided to just let go. High up, far away from the grinding of the machines, the only sounds were the gears meshing in Lalna’s head. She sighed happily, and turned to Lalna. Hundreds of questions zipped through her head like her mind had the web of tubes the castle did. But one stuck with her.

“So are you just Lalna?”

He took a gulp of his beer and snorted. “Whaddaya mean? S’not like im a Hydra, Zoey. There isn’t a lot to me. Just me up in here. Heh.”

Smiling, she had leaned towards him. “I-I mean, like a nickname! I’m pretty sure its normal to, you know, have a nickname.”

True silence set in for a moment as he chugged the rest of his drink, and he laughed as he turned to truly meet her eyes. Usually he was so carefree, but now his eyes didn’t match the Lalna she knew at all. His eyes were driven, intense, deep, and actually kind of terrifying.

                For an instant, she questioned whether it really was just Lalna up in his mind.

“I could be Duncan to you.”

[swirley-twirley]

Pretend It Never Happened..

I was walking to blackrock after a nice visit to Baby Jim. I just pulled around a tree, already seeing Blackrock, I smiled. I take another step but then a pair of arms wrapped around my waist and shot up into the sky, I scream and squirm but the grip was firm. I did have enough room to whip around. So I did. Just fast enough to see my blond hair, blue eyed attacker. I feel a quick pain in my neck then everything went black. I woke with a fuzzy feeling in my head. I move to rub my head but my hands are bound. My eyes bolt open. Im in a white room with a door to my left and a table behind me with something on it but i couldn't tell, and a chair across from me. I was on a similar looking table, hands bound to the side and my feet tied to the bottom. I struggle and try to escape but to no avail. I hear a noise to my left and stop. A second later the door swings open and the same blond haired blue eyed man walks in. "Lalna?" My voice barely audible. "Ahh, Zoey you're up." He grinned. "What am I doing here? And why am I chained up?" "Well, you know about the fight between me and Rythian. Well I've captured you so that he will try and save you, then i can get my revenge. But dont think thats the only reason you're here. Part of it was because I wanted to." He grinned and i got a shiver up my spine. He walks over to the table and grabs something but as much as I try I still cant see it. But I hear him walk up towards me. I look up at him and finally see whats in his hands. A knife, I squirm. But he grabs me. "Oh, don't worry it will only hurt a bit." I feel a sharp pain in my arm as he pulls the blade down my skin. I let out a whimper and me smiles then stops. I can feel my blood dripping down my arm. I feel my stomach get cold and i look down, he's pulling up my shirt then I feel yet another sharp pain. This time i cant contain it. I let out a cry, and he just laughs. But doesnt stop. I shut my eyes hard and let the pain wash over me. He stops and sets the knife down. I open my eyes and watch him. He moves towards me "having fun?" "Go to hell." I feel a quick cut on my shoulder. Then he heads to the door. "I wouldn't be like that if I were you, i punish bad behaviour. I'll be back soon." He laughs then leaves. And I'm alone with a sore body. He wasn't wrong when he said "I'd be back" because surly a few hours later he's back. "How are we doing?" He teases, he walks over with another knife. And I feel the cut on my arm from before being reopened. A tear escapes my eye and he notices, "Lalna please stop, please." "Let me think about that, no." And a new cut is opened. After an hour of cuts, hits, slaps and beatings. He stops and come up to my face. "Hows it going?" He leans in and I get uncomfortable. "Come on, you've been quiet." He leans right over me. And I feel a pair of lips forcefully pushed against mine. I struggle but cant get out of his grasp. He feels me moving and grabs my throat. And squeezes until I don't bother fighting and just let him do what he wants. He pulls back "whats wrong, don't have a fight left in you?" I just look away. He pulls back and leaves. Its been about 3 days. And its always the same. Torture then "pleasure" i didnt have any fight left so I just let it all happen but today was different. We walked in. Not a word, and gets on the table with me. He leans right over me. Placing his hand on my waist instead of the usual spot on my neck. But the kissings the same. His hands exploring at the same time. He starts getting into i when an alarm goes off in the distance. He pulls off and leaves, a smirk on his face. He comes in a few minutes later with something or someone with him. I reconize him straight away. Rythian. Lalna pulls the limp body and puts him in the chair across from where I am. Then ties him down. Then punches him in the face and ribs. Rythian spits blood on him and smiles. Teeth missing, he stops when he sees me. Lalna just smiles. "Oh, Rythian you made it just in time. Zoey and I were just gonna have a little fun." He walks over to the table behind me and picks up yet another item. E walks back to me and gets on the table. The thing in his hand seemed to be scissors. He starts at my sleeves on my shirt and makes his way down to the bottom of my shorts. He picked up my cut clothes and chucks them on the floor leaving me almost naked. He gots on my and starts the kissing and feeling again. Lalna pulls his hands off me for a moment and i see him undoing his clothes. Right up until he was only wearing boxers. Get back to kissing he also starts grinding me. But all I care about his how Rythian must be feeling. I feel Lalna hands move again and grab the scissors this time cutting off everything. Then pulls off his boxers, his stiff dick springing up. I shut my eyes hard hoping he'll stop, but he doesnt. He grabs my breast and start squeezing I let out a cry. He takes it as pleasure. He moves back and starts pumping himself. Then he looks back at me, I shiver. Setting himself in a way that Rythian can se what he's doing he slowly starts pushing into me. My head leans back and a cry escapes my lips. He then starts moving back and forth but soon picks up the speed till he's slamming into me. Wanting more i seem to arch my back and help thrust as much as my chains would allow. I stare at Rythian and my heart sinks reminding me of our position. Lalna follows my gaze too and stops and pulls out. He grabs the scissors and walk over to Rythian. Cutting off his clothes then the boxers. Rythians cock sprang up too. Lalna looks pleased. "Oh Rythian i almost forgot about you. Apparently you want some too. Lalna gets on his knees and takes Rythains member in his mouth and starts bobbing. Rythian lets out a large moan, which motivates Lalna. He starts going fast and teasing him by stopping. But then Lalna climaxes and his cum covers Rythian, Rythian soon follows. Lalna then gets up and moves over to his table and grabs a knife. Walking over to me, i expect him to cut me. But he doesn't he undoes my bounds. I sit up rubbing my hands and ankles. "But why?" I ask "I wanted revenge, and i got it. Rythian is hurt because he seen what i did to you, hurting you and also basically raping you." He walks over and undoes Rythains ties "he wont come after me now or i'll hurt you again and tell everyone what i did to him." He finishes undoing Rythains ties and Rythian rushs to me. Lalna walks to the door and opens it for us. "You may leave" i go to stand but my legs are wobbly. I whisper to Rythian "are you still going to get revenge?" He nods. As we pass by Lalna, Rythain with quick reflexes grabs Lalna's knife on the table and stabs him in the chest. Killing him. "Dont worry he's dead he wont hurt you ever again" i nod. "Now I only have to deal with Sjin." I frown at the mention of his name. We walk home in a labcoat we stole out of Lalna's closet. When we got home we went to sleep and acted like nothing had happened.