TAG THING SO OLD ONLY 90S KIDS WILL REMEMBER
OH SHIT I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS whooPS SORRY ABOUT THAT FRIEND good thing im currently in the middle of some serious and very important procrastination SO YE THIS SURE CAME IN HANDY
oh yeah i was tagged by zoethehumansloth and i feel honoured cause i literally havent opened a real life book that isnt an educational one since the last century like. seriously. its that bad. so every time any of my teachers complimented me by saying that you could tell on my writing that i read a lot i just stood there sweating more than Bertholdt... ANYWAYS lets move on
physical book or ebook: well its basically a rule of nature that you look smart and cool when you hold a book but then there are all the gross books in libraries and stuff that makes me wanna wear disposable gloves every time i touch them sooooo… nah whatever whats bacteria to a nonbeliever is that not how the song goes
audio book or in hand: the majority of the books ive “read” from like the last seven years have been audio books tbh because of all the time ive spent in cars to competitions and shit and daMN SON AUDIO BOOKS ARE SO FUCKING NEAT but i like both obviously im just too lazy to move my hands its hard work
paperback or hardcover: HARDCOVER BOOKS HURTS LIKE A BITCH WHEN THEY FALL FROM ABOVE YOUR BED trust me, i know. i still prefer them tho cause they dont... lose shape and stuff (HOW IS THAT MY REASON i dont even *slaps self*)
adult or young adult: what even is young adult is that those gross teenage books?? WELL ANYWAYS FOR ONCE IM GONNA ACT MY AGE AND SAY ADULT im still a child tho please take those responsibilities out of my sight
series or standalone: [looks at discarded trilogy collecting spider eggs in the corner of my room] standalone
dog ears or bookmarks: WELL I FOR ONE FIND IT ABSOLUTELY BARBARIC TO TEAR OF DOG EARS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF ENHANCING AND SIMPLIFYING OUR READER EXPERIENCE. disgusting.
breaking the spine or barely opening the book: WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THIS BRUTALITY do people seriously go around breaking spines and torturing dogs!?!? CANT WE JUST LIVE LIKE CIVIL PEOPLE GOD DAMMIT
borrow or buy: like stated above i sometimes cant even touch books at libraries and stuff but im still too much of a cheapskate to actually buy books most of the time which might be one of the reasons i dont read ahHAHAHAAAAAA
bookstore or online: bookstores are in town. i dont like town. ALSO ITS ALMOST ALWAYS CHEAPER ONLINE ANYWAYS SO!?
fiction or nonfiction: no fiction no life tbh
fantasy world or real life issues: eeeeehhh i gotta say both i think?? but the best is still realistic books with just some few fantasy elements or some small mysterious weird things to them ye goOD SHIT
kindle, ipad or other: wtf is kindle
monster read or short and sweet: *looks at book, looks away*
starry eyed romance or full of action: please OH PLEASE take YOUR GODDAMN ROMANCE out of mY GODDAMN HOUSE *i say as i swoon over romantic fics about the same two people for the 489400000nd time*
read the review or decide yourself: eeehhh the books i read are usually those ive read about elsewhere or got recommended tho it happens that i just randomly stumble upon a book i want to read at the library not that the whole actually reading the book part usually happens tho oops
zombies or unicorns: THIS QUESTION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BOOKS I COMMAND YOU DELETE IT
ok lets tag naganinja because its basically tradition to tag him now with an extra reminder tag for maiuzan TO DO. IT.
