I feel like every time I watch a zombie movie, I yell at the characters for not getting a weapon. If I had to, I’d be carrying a trashcan lid or even a twig as long as I had something I could possibly use at some point. But no, they all walk around with absolutely nothing, even in a forest full of branches, and then wonder why they get killed so easily. In a library? Grab a book to shove in a zombie’s mouth! At the laundromat? Get a sheet and throw it over them. Just get something, even if it doesn’t work in the end.









