#zombie posting

[zombie-offical]

Hai :3

*gives u free brains*

Woag thankusomush ! !!

wait

are theyse cage or free ranjhe brains

zombie has moral objeckshun to cage-raized branies

[zombie-offical]

if zobny think theirfor zombnie am

what if zombtie no think

woould zombie no am?

[zombie-offical]

zobnie has hurd carrotes are good for libving peopls eyez

now zobny is wonderin. G if thre is food yhat is good for brainz

definutly not so zobny can encourage briane growth for better eating

Absulotely nawt

[gayzombiecock]

Zombies basically having knots because of how much their dicks swell after cumming 💭

[zombie-offical]

Zombny hat3 overhed ligyting

espeshuly floorescent

buzzing mak e zombie head hurty

[gayzombiecock]

Putting your pet zombie in one of those inflatable human hamster balls so it cant bite you. It does keep trying to run you over though.

[zombergerx]

Ranking words for Zombies I've seen from various zombie media pt. 1

• "Zombies" 9/10 Classic, a go to for sure but a bit overused. originated from Haitian culture.

• "Walkers" 8/10 gets the point across, used widely across multiple medias. solid. but a bit boring.

• "Clickers" 6/10 I love the last of us. But it sounds kind of like a slur.

• "The Undead" 8/10 they really are.

• "Ghouls" 6/10 not technically the same thing depending on the media, but its fun, especially when referring to female zombies. Used in Night of The living Dead.

• "Geeks" 10/10 my personal favorite and I will be using it when the zombie apocalypse happens.

• "Stenches" 8/10 Original, gross, but it doesn't really roll off the tongue.

• "Zombos" 4/10 this one really does feel like a slur. Great if you really hate zombies.

• "Bloaters" 8/10 usually refers to bigger or water logged zombies. Gets the point across.

• "Crawlers" 9/10 invokes a fear reaction. Absolutely terrifying.

• "Zeds" 9/10 british, original, I like it.

• "Biters" 9/10 Straight to the point.

• "Roamers" 10/10 Good for docile or slow moving zombies.

• "Runners" 7/10 Fuck that.

• "Zachs/Zekes" 2/10 Cool nick name but it doesn't really make sense in any real zombie situation.

• "Hungries" 7/10 they do be hungry.

• "Bonies/Fleshies" 3/10 I hated warm bodies.

• "Freakers/Freaks" 10/10

• "Groaners/Grunters" 9/10 Very accurate.

• "Crazies" 2/10 ...eh..

• "Stiffs" 6/10 I hope you can see my logic here. Still, kind of funny.

Thats all I can remember off the top of my head.. If I missed any (or you just want to make some up) feel free to send me an ask and I'll rate it.