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Random but I wanna know other people’s plans for a zombie apocalypse

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If its wrong for a men to love other men then we're completely wrong, because The Snake Hole love the Zombitches and they love us, end of story!

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This is my boss. I hump her leg daily. Her left knee and i are getting pretty serious. #walkerstalker #wsc #zombitches

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Zombie Apocalypse The majority of people enjoy a zombie movie or TV show. This has in turn created a large group of paranoid individuals that go to extreme measures to protect themselves against a mere .00000000000001% chance of this happening. Though I wouldn't call myself a believer in the zombie apocalypse happening ever, I do however have a theory that isn't my own but is the most likely to ever be possible. It is as follows. Somewhere in the world a highly motivated man is getting PhDs in multiple sciences that would enable the research into reviving dead skin cells for his future extremely vain wife. (It could also be an extremely vain highly intelligent woman but for simplicity's sake I'll just elaborate on the man doing it for his wife.) Several months have passed and this man has found his dream job experimenting with cells and prolonging death for it is the biggest fear world wide. He, in some manner of fait, falls in love with the extremely vain woman. She in turn falls in love with him, some number of years pass and they wed. she begins to beg for a miricle to keep her young and beautiful, he over hears her pleads with the stars and becomes consumed with fulfilling her wish. Several years pass and he finally has the cure for aging. The public is left in the dark as to this miracle of science and he is commanded to keep it under wraps and its within days of being destroyed so he sneaks this serum out and use's it on his wife to finally fulfill her wish. Anywhere between a single second and fifty years pass and she still reaches a "time insufficiency" aka dies just long enough to only have the reptile brain still functioning at an extremely basic level, her metabolism speeds up due to her bodies rapid re/degeneration so the reptile brain goes into overdrive on the need to feed. From here the idea of spreading is simple, while the husband is failing to stop her from eating him she ends up with several open wounds, he in turn gets the same. Blood carrying this serum is now transferred to the husband and he in turn becomes a zombie faster due to the wife basically being pure serum with an extremely rapid molecular multiplying side effect. These two get out and about and in turn it spreads like wild fire. That is until someone either finds a way to stop this "virus" or everyone ends up as these creatures

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