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littleguysdaily

earth-empress

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masterartisan

@earth-empress you literally reblogged it from me. Leave it to the white people to take away from minorities 😒

mothmanchronicler

januaryysummers

myleftpinkytoe

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

atomicrow

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

littleguysdaily

turing-tested

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

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I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

turing-tested

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

cassidy-peterson

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

turing-tested

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

dogpuppy

earth-empress

@masterartisan

masterartisan

It’s all fun and games, until I get a hackberry in my ass

creekfiend

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

tuftedpygmysquirrel

Hello.

creekfiend

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

tuftedpygmysquirrel

I can go upside down.

creekfiend

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

tinybed

comealongphil

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

punkrorschach

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

the staccato trumpet trills from the end of TANK! but they just keep going

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rose-blumen

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I have been prepared for this moment for like 2 months

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

holy shit i am in tears

slimetony

The instruction bus came and walked me through everything and now i understand

cryptotheism

The Greco Egyptian Magical Fragments are so fun

cryptotheism

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

dortie

bruzum

masterartisan

They look related so unfortunately this is only a win in Alabama

thecryptkeeper

the substance sisters

theomenroom

when applied to drinks, "dry" means "without sugar". therefore it follows that sugary drinks can be called "wet". the meanings of the terms "hot" and "cold" when applied to drinks are obvious. thus the aspect of any drink can be determined.

for instance, green tea, freshly steeped and served without additives, is hot and dry, and therefore has an aspect of fire.

a mocha, on the other hand, while hot, is sweet, and therefore wet, and thus has an an aspect of air.

lemonade, which is wet and cold, has a water aspect.

finally, the drink which most epitomizes the earth aspect, being both cold and dry, is vodka

jawline-of-steel

We have once again returned to the four humors

keepcalmandcarriefischer

I feel like the beverage water is a fairly water aspect drink

derinthescarletpescatarian

No unfortunately water is dry

khoshekh-palmer

Perfect argument to “is water wet?”

frollosuggestions

anywhere you go i'll Frollo you down

wonderful-disney-recpies

Frollo me down to the Los Angeles County Child Support Services office you fucking decrepit leech your son needs shoes

luulapants

Story time:

In middle school biology, we did an experiment. We were given yams, which we would sprout in cups of water. We then had to make hypotheses about how the yams would grow, based on descriptions of yam plants in our books, and make notes of our observations as they grew.

Here’s what was supposed to happen: we were supposed to see that the actual growth of the plant did not resemble our hypotheses. We were then supposed to figure out that these were, in fact, sweet potatoes.

What actually happened was that every single student in every single class lied in their notes so that their observations perfectly matched their hypotheses. See, everyone assumed the mismatch meant they had done something wrong in the process of growing the plant or that they had misunderstood the dichotomous key or the plant identification terminology. And, thanks to the wonders of a public school education, everyone assumed the wrong results would get us a failing grade. We were trying to pass. We didn’t want to get bitched out by the teacher. Curiosity, learning, science - that had nothing to do with why we were sitting in that classroom. So we all lied.

The teacher was furious. She tried to fail every student, but the administration stepped in and told her she wasn’t allowed to because a 100% fail rate is recognized as a failure of the teacher, not the class. It wasn’t even her fault, really, though her being a notorious hard-ass didn’t help. It was a failure of the entire educational system.

So whenever I see crap like Elizabeth Holmes’s blood test scam or pharmaceutical trials which are unable to be replicated or industry-funded research that reaches wildly unscientific conclusions, I just remember those fucking sweet potatoes. I remember that curiosity dies when people are just trying to give their superiors the “right” answers, so they can get the grade, get the job, get the paycheck. It’s not about truth when it’s about paying rent. There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.