#zooper dooper

[trulychaoticbeing]

There are two wolves inside you.

One wants a mature older guy who believes in you.

The other wants a chaos gremlin who will match your energy.

Both of them want to lick Dean Di Laurentis like a zooper dooper.

[gothiclolitasusie]

susie deltarunes offical ranking of what zooper dooper you chose WOOOO

fairy floss - they were actually pretty good but first pick? REALLY?

blackcurrant - when the fuck was that a thing hello

bubblegum - most normal out of the weird ones your an interesting fella

pineapple - WHY?? GENUINELY

lime. - are you kidding me.

orange - YOU FUCKING FREAK WHAT THE FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU

cola - basic but we all know its the best one

rasberry - you good sir are a man of TASTE second best next to cola.

yea so uh thats it bye idiots

[quotidian-oblivion]

Me: *finishes eating zooper dooper*

Me:

[livardsandonions]

Zooper doopers are an ice block!

They come in a lot of flavors in a pack of like 40 relatively cheap which is why a lot of Australians know this brand specificially .w.

they exist????

[shagadelic05]

Christmas In Australia

[hobsgoblins]

I’m not sure whether the existence of Zooper Dooper milk proves or disproves that god is real but it definitely does one of those things.

[literallywhyistaken]

one of the worst things about living in australia is when it's summer but the rest of the world is going into winter. i miss winter and fluffy sweaters and hot chocolate and spending all day under your quilt watching criminal minds i'm not ready for t-shirts and zooper doopers and swimming and the whole beach santa thing that aussies do

[deerbitez]