#zsygma

[gothamslostboy]

Nobody talks about OswaldXNygmaXZsasz as a ship and I think that’s a crime

Imagine all three of them dating each other and the pure chaos it would cause around Gotham

The only times I see it kind of mentioned is Oswald dating both of them and the other two kinda hating each other

But Nygma and Zsasz would somehow work in the strangest way and I want more of that

[dalishwolfhound]

Gotham Fic Masterpost

Finally putting together all the stuff I’ve written (so far) for Gotham. I will try and keep it updated for easy referencing.

Note: I ALWAYS write Oswald Cobblepot as trans. Keep that in mind on the higher rated stuff.

Zsaszlepot (VictorZsasz/Oswald Cobblepot)

The Art of Persuasion - Explicit - 7700 words -  Oswald has his doubts that being confined to a Safe House with Victor Zsasz is going to be even remotely fun. He’s never been so glad to be so wrong. (AO3 link) 

Nothing ‘Twixt - Explicit - 800 words - “If you stop, I stop.“ Reading poetry in the bedroom adds a whole new sense of risk. (AO3 link) (Tumblr link)

Heat - T-Rated - 1800 words - Oswald has a knack for getting himself into unfortunate situations. Luckily this time he has Zsasz at his side to see him to safety. (AO3 link) (Tumblr link)

Water - T-Rated - 600 words -  Oswald is lucky to have Zsasz to look after him, and to warm him up when things go pear-shaped. (AO3 link) (Tumblr link)

Kisses - T-Rated - 550 words -  Whenever Oswald stays overnight, Zsasz always wakes him with kisses. (AO3 link) (Tumblr link)

Inevitable Endings - G-Rated - 250 words - How the Zsaszlepot relationship I write eventually ends. (Tumblr link)

Sleepy Bird - G-Rated - 140 words - Promptfic - (Tumblr link)

Umbrella Boy - G-Rated - 600 words - Assassins do not make good umbrella boys, as Oswald finds out. (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 01 - T-Rated - 340 words -  “I know what I want, when I want it. So get over here.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 02 - G-Rated - 250 words -  “Hold my hand until it’s over?” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 03 - G-Rated - 310 words -  “You don’t believe in an afterlife?” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 04 - G-Rated - 480 words - “You deserve better.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 05 - G-Rated - 312 words -  “Tell me what I have to do to get you to forgive me? Want me to jump off a cliff? Done. Want me to hit your ex with a chair? Deal.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 06 - PG-Rated - 407 words -  “No one’s ever complimented me before.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 07 - G-Rated - 725 words -   “And…I love you.” (Tumblr link)

Jiszlepot (Jim Gordon/Victor Zsasz/Oswald Cobblepot)

Promptfic 01 - G-Rated - 260 words -  “You’re acting like this is your first threesome.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 02 - G-Rated - 200 words -  “I’m not saying I want a threesome- but I wouldn’t be opposed to it.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 03 - G-Rated - 380 words - “Hit me!” (Tumblr link)

Jisz (Jim Gordon/Victor Zsasz)

Full of Surprises - T-Rated - 1200 words -  Jim is sick of always being the one to back down, so this time he’s standing his ground. Canon rewrite for S3Ep12. (AO3 link) (Tumblr link)

Real Good Man - G-Rated - 200 words - Jim should keep a better eye on his cell phone. (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 01 - G-Rated - 230 words -  “This is… exactly what it looks like.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 02 - G-Rated - 390 words -  “You might not like me, but you definitely want me.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 03 - G-Rated - 220 words -  “You should see me in my old uniform. I’m pretty sure it still fits.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 04 - G-Rated - 300 words -  “Don’t call me ‘Princess,’ Asshole.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 05 - G-Rated - 150 word - “Say it again.) (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 06 - G-Rated - 250 words -  “Does that line ever work?” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 07 - G-Rated - 640 words -  “I really don’t mean to bother you, but can I stay the night?” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 08 - G-rated - 250 words -  “You know for someone so tall you’d think you’d be use to ducking under walls, but here you are with an ice pack and the doorway has a knick in it.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 09 - PG-rated - 210 words -  “I think you’re just afraid to be happy.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 10 - PG-rated - 630 words -  “It’s okay, I’ll take care of you.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 11 - PG-rated - 430 words -  “It’s two sugars, right?” (Tumblr link)

Untitled fluff - G-Rated - 410 words - “That’s because you got shot, and I had to drag your stupid ass back here before you got shot again.” (Tumblr link)

ZsaszWorth (Victor Zsasz/Alfred Pennyworth)

Promptfic 01 - G-Rated - 190 words -  “I really wish you’d told me your mother was in town.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 02 - G-Rated - 330 words -  “If you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, I can think of a few ways to make you shut up.” (Tumblr link)

Promptfic 03 - G-Rated - 292 words -  “You have no idea how wonderful it feels to finally have someone around who knows what the hell I’m talking about.” (Tumblr link)

Zsygma (Victor Zsasz/Edward Nygma)

Promptfic 01 - G-Rated - 210 words -  “If a zombie bit you, I’d be heartbroken, but I’d also shoot you twice in the head.” (Tumblr link)

Nygmobblepot (Edward Nygma/Oswald Cobblepot)

Edge of Sleep - G-Rated - 300 words - Promptfic -  Oswald is not a morning person, but it’s made a little more bearable with Ed to wake him. (AO3 link) (Tumblr link)

NygWorth (Edward Nygma/Alfred Pennyworth)

Close Encounter - G-Rated - 900 words - Promptfic -  A moment of privacy, and Ed doesn’t intend to waste it. (AO3 link) (Tumblr link)

Slow Dancing - G-Rated - 500 words - Promptfic -  “What do you mean, you can’t dance?” (Tumblr link)

CobbleWorth (Oswald Cobblepot/Alfred Pennyworth)

Rescue - G-Rated - 600 words -  ‘ Alfred Pennyworth was his Knight in Shining Armour, or rather; Butler in a Gas Mask if one wanted to be specific.’ (AO3 link) (Tumblr link)

BullWorth (Harvey Bullock/Alfred Pennyworth)

Promptfic 01 - G-Rated - 500 words -  “If you want to get me naked, you’ll have to convince me it’ll be worth my time.” (Tumblr link)

Other

Never Liked Him - T-Rated - 2700 words - Victor Zsasz centric - What if there was a reason Victor didn’t like Mario? What if he had been with the Falcone family long enough to really know the measure of Don Falcone’s son? (AO3 link) (Tumblr link)

[dalishwolfhound]

“If a zombie bit you, I’d be heartbroken, but I’d also shoot you twice in the head.” Zsasz and Ed

Thank you so much for this! I love this pairing (I love all Zsasz pairing tbh but this one is up there near the top <3)

Ed didn’t think much of the movie Victor had chosen. He knew it had been too much to expect something romantic, but he thought his lover may have been able to stoop to a thriller, or a comedy.

But apparently Victor Zsasz’s idea of a date-night movie was full of flesh-eating zombies and lots of screaming.

Ed didn’t know why he was even surprised.

“If a zombie bit you, I’d be heartbroken, but I’d also shoot you twice in the head.” Victor said apropos of nothing during one of the quieter moments, looking up from his place sprawled across Ed’s lap, expression thoughtful but serious.

Ed looked down at the man with lifted eyebrows, fingertips drumming across Victors bare chest restlessly.

“Would you even wait for me to turn?” Ed had to ask after digesting the information. Victor’s shrug was noncommittal.

“Seriously, you’d shoot me whilst I was still me?” Ed was giving Victor his very best shocked and disgusted expression, but it was largely ineffective on the assassin in his lap.

“Honestly,” Victor started, lifting Ed’s hand and pressing an absent kiss to to his wrist as he turned back to the TV, “I’d shoot you in the head right now if someone offered me the right price.”

Ed couldn’t help but smile at that.

[gothamslostboy]

Originally posted on my old account zsaszercise, but I’m moving it here (February 12, 2023)

Zsasz & Nygma date

& every time someone questions Ed’s intelligence or pisses him off they have a murder date where they find the most painful way to kill someone<3