@melonalemonade made the most awesome Hannah Montana AU Steve lore ever and I can’t stop thinking of the different ways Eddie would find out about Zteev and die
But like imagine Eddie trying to clean his room or maybe he’s just looking for something when he gets distracted and starts flipping through his yearbook. When he gets to Steve’s page he’s like, ah, what a pretentious fucker. No way he didn’t pay someone to make his portrait look better.
Eddie wants to deface it.
So he sets to work, armed with a sharpie and an evil grin on his lips. First he gives Steve the biggest nerdiest glasses. Then scribbles a porn stache good measure. Not so polished now huh, pretty boy?
He picks the brightest pink marker he can find on the floor of his bedroom and sketches long pink hair on him with bangs. Eddie snickers at his masterpiece.
Now, Harrington look stupid. He looks—
Wait a goddamn motherfucking second, Harrington kinda looks like—
Pshhh, no way in hell. Eddie must’ve inhaled too much sharpie ink fumes. He tosses the yearbook across his room and goes to make himself a sandwich.
