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oakay-deactivated20241117

as fun as clicking the boop button is, remember to also do your daily clicks for Palestine 🇵🇸 !!!!!

#!!!

xalatath

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

slugmania

glassfrogforest

Struggling and fighting for my life just to remember to write the Hollanov college smau I was planning

#hollanov #god just let me lock in for an HOUR is all I ask

sailermoon

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

needyilyarights

shane has to get new glasses every three months because they keep breaking during sex

Shoved facedown into pillow during doggy

tossed them to the side when riding and then they rolled on top of them when Ilya took over

Knocked off while making out and then stepped on

Somehow got between the mattress and headboard and then slammed repeatedly

Accidentally popped lens out when cleaning cum off them

Fell into lake when fucking on the dock, gone forever

Wedged between center console and passenger seat when fucking in car and broke when trying to pry them out

#hollanov #Ilya taking it as a personal affront if one lasts more than a month #ops tags >>>#ilya thinks shane should get those goggle looking ones kids wear to rec soccer #please add to this list #also imperative that these millionaires are not making any attempt to fix them #treating glasses like they are disposable

argillaforma

shane in the beginning of their official relationship being unsure of how to do casual intimacy because he’s used to only get it if it’s during sex or with the intent of turning into sex but now they’re boyfriends and he doesn’t always know how to navigate that so sometimes he will just 🧍🏻‍♂️ in the middle of the room because he wants a smooch but he’s unsure of how to progress and he feels weird asking for it before eventually realizing that ilya is more than happy to indulge

justshadowchan

#my shilya 😭#hollanov #heated rivalry

enki2

I think JJ and Ilya would become good friends. They’re both loud as fuck

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #jj boiziau #two of the loudest people Shane knows hanging out tgt in his house #and Shane is like 🥴#good thing he loves them both

goslinggf

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

goslinggf

gender neutrients

myjetpack

My latest New Scientist cartoon. Many more here: https://www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/

depsidase

angelbabymikaa

Are trans girls included in your feminism?

feminism is nothing without trans women terfs can choke and die

the-haiku-bot

feminism is

nothing without trans women

terfs can choke and die

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

There are two wolves inside of me

Roselana shipper and aro Svetlana truther

#svetlana vetrova #roselana #heated rivalry #good thing I don gotta pick a side

solarmane

new fanfic writer who has marked their work completed ao3 only to leave a note at the end saying: thanks for all the support guys if you want to read the rest of the fic subscribe to my patreon :)

me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:

no.

NO.

starting to rock back and fourth.

you do not understand.

you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.

we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.

do not tempt fate youngling.

step away from the paywall.

that is how you summon the ancient evils.

that is how you wake the lawyers.

odins-price

Remember people, this is against AO3s terms of service. If you see a fic that does this REPORT THAT THING!!! These people may not know better or they might, but them doing this has the potential to ruin things for everyone.