#zurgafish

[thezurga]

Zurga Reboot info and stuff

Hey everyone!

So a few months ago I had an idea about Re-booting my character Zurga the Orc fisherman who slapped people with fish.

Well, im rebooting him or in other words Remaking the character.

heres some new things about him.

1) He's not going to be a warlock.

2) Fishing will be a small facet, the character wont revolve around it.

3) He will currently be a simple orgrimmar grunt.

4) He's not going to be as Peon-like as he was before.

I am very excited about this, I really wish I was exceptionally skilled in art so I could portray the stories in a comic but I cant so written stories will have to do.

Reason i'm doing this is because as funny and quite and great the character Zurga was, it was cookie cutter and had no depth. Hopefully the soon comming stories I write will be a lot more exciting than some guy slapping some chump with a fish just because he didn't buy it.

[kiango]

I HEARD YOU LIKE GARROSH. I JUST LIKE ORCS. ALL OF THEM.

i feel u

[nekosedey]

OKAY SO LEMME TELL ALL OF YOU ABOUT A DREAM I HAD. I met five people at a rest stop. Maybe six. I don't remember. I know for sure that Lilliam, Zurga, Pent, Ni, and Liniadel were there. I don't mean the characters -- I mean the REAL LIFE PEOPLE. We were all at a rest stop and I walked into the bathroom and you were all taking pictures of yourselves in a group using the mirror. Yeah okay well that's weird enough, but Pent came up to me smiling and happy and he's like "give your favorite Pentarus a hug!" and at this point I was extremely creeped out but w/e, I like hugs. Hugs are nice. Then he went back to the group and he and Liniadel kissed and I was like "o yea they're a couple that makes the hug even weirder" and everybody was smiling and happy. So everyone comes up to me individually and tries to hug me, and because I'm not.. very... good at hugging people I'm not extremely comfortable with, I just ended up spazzing out and kicking everybody in the shins when they got close. So Lilly ushers everybody out because hEY WHAT DO YOU KNOW THIS IS THE LADIES' RESTROOM so Lini and I are left alone in the restroom and we just kinda sit on the sinks and talk out our differences or w/e. But she tried to hug me and I was like "nOPE" and I accidentally kicked her in the shins even though we had made up and she just laughed and called me a cool motherfucker So after we make up, I hunt Pent down again and kick him in the shins, then run away cackling. THE END