Ship: You and your wife
who’s the cuddler: “Sukhebaatar is usually the one to engage in physicalities first. Zurgo merely responds.”
who makes the bed: “Mardu sleep on the hard, rock wastes of their land. No such thing as a “bed” exists in our culture. Within our yurt, there is but a piece of fabric which we put down to lay upon.”
who wakes up first: “Zurgo does, since dusk-riders usually make their way back by early dawn, by which time I’m required to inspect their findings.”
who has the weird taste in music: “I imagine our taste in musical performances is equally strange to other-kin.”
who is more protective: “Sukhebaatar.”
who sings in the shower: “Neither of us does something so tasteless and moronic. I am Khan. She is a wife of one. Fool.”
who cries during movies: “…”
who spends the most while out shopping: “To pillage is to survive, to plunder is to revel.”
who kisses more roughly: “Aggressive displays of affection are brutish and tasteless. Are you implying that I, the great mighty Khan, would do such a thing? Wretch!”
who is more dominate: “We are. We win. We dominate. I am Khan, she is Khanitea. We are Tarkir. You are nothing.”
my rating of the ship from 1-10: “In our culture, we’re seen as a perfect match. And frankly, no other opinion is necessary or even valid.”