#zurlov

[arcane-trolls]

[Zurlov gets fucking decked in the face by a feral bronzeblood he knows as his kismesis. She didn't seem to have calignous romance on her mind at the moment, though.]

,,,Hey asshole so I heard you were talking shit about my moirail,,,

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[He yelps when the hit lands, holding his nose and snarling.]

What the hell, Minera?!

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[arcane-trolls]

does zurlov have bird nicknames for minera and vorrai?

I do, actually. Vorrai is Jacana, and-

[Zurlov giggles to himself, clearly amused by his pick for his kismesis.]

Minera is Cuckoo.

[arcane-trolls]

,,,I'm sorry, Sailis, but this dumb fae junk is ridiculous, and some of these guys will take it stupid personal if I cancel,,,plus, Zephyr's still a kid, I don't wanna just send him into the lion's den all by himself,,,

[Minera was putting Rigena down for her nap. the bronze princess of a fuchsia kingdom looked beyond exhausted. Sailis wrung his hands nervously.]

I just want to check on her...do you have any idea where she couŁd have gone?

,,,,,,,,,,you wanna go look for her by yourself,,,,?

Not reaŁŁy, but, uh, I think sitting and waiting wiŁŁ upset me more.

[Minera sighed worriedly.]

,,,Okay, uh, Zurlov can probably tell you where she is,,,he's a purpleblood, but he won't hurt you,,,you can probably ask him to go with you, if you want, if that wouldn't make it worse,,,

Thanks.

,,,keep me posted, okay,,,? ,,,you got that phone I gave you,,,? ,,,remember how to text,,,?

Yeah, I—I got it, I wiŁŁ. Where's ZurŁov?

[Minera pointed down the hall.]

,,,down there, last door on your left,,,be careful,,,

AŁways am.

,,,right, sorry, used to living with dipshits,,,good luck,,,tell her I love her,,,

[Sailis thanked his friend and walked down the hall, knocking gently on the door. Might've been too gently. Maybe not? He'd wait and see.]

[It took a moment, but the door opened to reveal a runt of a purpleblood. For once, Zurlov didn’t have on his hoodie and leather jacket, just a band t-shirt for some punk-rock group that was in their prime 16 years ago, but was now just one guy making sub-par pop music and capitalizing off of nostalgia and the cultish loyalty of his fans. As usual, he wasn’t wearing his paint, so if it weren’t for the fact that Minera had told Sailis that this was a purpleblood, he’d probably come off as a cerulean at best. Zurlov raised a curious brow at the stranger standing at his bedroom door.]

Can I help you?

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[arcane-trolls]

[It was the middle of the day, and Minera still doesn't know why the fuck Pyroes is helping them. Now normally, she wouldn't want to look a gift horse in the mouth, but she always looks a gift horse in the mouth.] ,,,so uh,,,whats the whole change-of-heart thing,,,

I dIslike thEm mUch mOre thAn I dIslike dEstal.

[Zurlov rolled his eyes at that, looking exhausted and worse-for-wear. He had a pretty heavy limp and one arm around his ribs, wincing with every step.]

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[arcane-trolls]

[Minera gave one (1) courtesy knock before swinging Zurlov's door open and trudging in. She was still in her pajamas (big t shirt and shorts).

[Zurlov glares at her halfheartedly from the bed, his hair still messy from sleep and in a big hoodie and purple boxers.]

What do you want, Pathon?

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[arcane-trolls]

[Medusa could feel the anguished thoughts of a brother a mile away, but luckily this one seemed to be right by the church. She slipped on her white day-chores cloak and headed outside into the searing heat.] -ask another cringey fantroll

[Zurlov was sprawled on his side by the church, like he’d collapsed there. His paint was smeared and flushed bright purple, eyes distant and unseeing. He was unconscious, breaths shallow and labored. Blood had soaked through his hoodie in some places. If he was out in the heat much longer, he wouldn’t make it.]

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[arcane-trolls]

[The "Super Cool Party Clown Bros" groupchat got a new message! Which was weird, because it's been inactive for years now.] (DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD(

[Replies came in pretty quick!]

huh what. THE FUCK YOU MEAN SIS

It means Banisher got f***king nerfed.

~O~ Ding fucking dong indeed. Thank the Messiahs. ~O~

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[arcane-trolls]

[Chiran asks his favorite question for the millionth time.] .oO(Are we there yet?????)Oo.

[And he finally got his favorite answer!]

Y3p!

[There were gasps as it came into view. Tall, glowing mushrooms surrounding it in a large circle, oversize plants forming natural slides and places to play. Pools of clear water were everywhere. There were some fae around- mostly teenagers and kids, doing the same thing they were.]

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