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[i-am-a-fish]

please be kind to yourself, give yourself patience and understanding. you're doing just fine and you're literally a good person

[dkettchen]

happy men's day everyoneeeee

[noonemonitorsmyscreentime]

During the first games Katniss thinks Peeta is playing some sort of 7D chess meanwhile the boy is barely playing checkers.

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Obligatory "how dare you hide this in the tags"

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(NSFW) Yesterday, my coworker and I were talking (outside of work) and the topic of Spanish came up. We are both learning Spanish, and I am going to spend most of this summer in Spain. I was talking about looking things up on SpanishDict.com, which is a website that I have used since my spanish teachers in middle school recommended it to kids who were having trouble with homework. She then showed me what comes up when you search "I love to dance" and go to the examples tab.

For those of you who do not speak any spanish, the second example reads:

"I love to play with my body, I like double penatration, and I like to try new positions."

The first example is translated incorrectly as well, the Spanish part actually says "perfect, Tina, dance for us."

As far as I can tell, the other examples have accurate translations.

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Things that have happened over the course of my freshman year of college:

I became really good friends with my randomly assigned roommate

I got a job working at the university library, similar to the job I had working at my public library in high school

I started dating someone

I started feeding some of the various wild-but-not animals on campus, such as the stray cats that hang around some of the dorms

I met someone who lives in the same town I grew up in before I moved, and who goes to the same place for vacation as my family does every summer

My grandmother had her 4th stroke and became paralyzed on her left side

I got dumped

I successfully flirted with a girl

I unintentionally had a one night stand

I dropped my acting class

I barely passed one of my psych classes (I'm a psych major) because I was too depressed to do a lot of the work

I had the biggest fight I've had yet with my parents, and finally realized that it's never going to really get better with them

I took an art class, intending to declare an art minor, and hated it

I had a one night stand with someone who lived down the hall from my ex

I started my second semester in danger of losing my scholarship and deeply depressed

My roommate and I decided to room together again next year

We matched with some of our other friends and managed to get an on-campus apartment with 2 2-person bedrooms

My best friend from high school sent me a message saying she needed space and then proceeded to ghost me

I got really dizzy one morning and nearly fainted in the bathroom during class, and had to be taken to the ER

I started dating a girl

My grandmother (same one) got sick - really sick. I started going to visit them (2 hour train ride) every weekend.

I got dumped (again)

I got so depressed that my roommate had to stop me and say that she would call campus security on me if I kept talking about self-death

I took an outdoor education class and loved it, so I decided to switch my minor

I learned about a possible undergraduate research opportunity

My family decided to move back to the state I grew up in (which is the same state I am now attending college in)

I decided to stay on my college campus for most of my summer

I got diagnosed with Bipolar 2 disorder, which connected a lot of dots for me

I got on a medication that seems to actually be kinda working

I've been sleeping better, and even having dreams every now and then (which I almost never had before)

I slept through my class registration... and still managed to get most of the classes I wanted

I started researching CPTSD in children who were emotionally manipulated and abused by parents

Point is, it's been a hell of a ride, but I'm still here, and I'm still working to learn how to help people that are suffering the way I have and still am. I've been through a lot, but I'm still trying to make the world a better place with me in it, even if only a little bit. I know that it's easy for us all to feel alone in our struggles, but the truth is, we aren't, and there's always someone out there somewhere willing to listen.

I hope everyone has a good day.

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I bring a sort of "hit me i dare you" vibe to the function that the drivers of the cars on my campus don't really like

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Aww this is so adorable ♡

[i-am-a-fish]

HEY.

are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?

idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily

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Barbie Movie IRL: Having a child

My dad, opening the "Mystery Child™" Package with my mom: Awww man, I wanted a Hunting/Fishing/Country Ken! Oh well, I guess I can make this one Hunting/Fishing/Country anyway, and I'll just get a different one that's guaranteed to be a Ken* next time.

My mom, also opening the package: *Hoping for literally anything normal*

"Mystery Child™" Package: *opens up to reveal me, the weirdest fucking Barbie ever, but oh wait! It's not even a Barbie! It's an Allan! And it's very mentally ill!*

My mom: what the fuck is this

*For context, I was adopted at birth (my parents and bio mother made arrangements before I was born w/o knowing my sex). My younger brother was also adopted at birth and was specifically chosen because he was going to be a boy.

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Guys I was bored so just for shits and giggles I asked my Google home what it's favorite food was and it started a speech about how it gets its energy from processing data, bla bla bla (roughly what I expected) but then it goes and says "so I guess you could say I'm an olvaterian!" in it's cheery default female voice. After a quick google search, I discovered that an olva is some type of circuitboard of something but like I'd never heard that before, and if you say that out loud to yourself, what does that sound like? The answer is vulvaterian. For a second there, I seriously thought my goddamn google lady was saying she exclusively ate pussy.

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A Brief Insight Into My Brain

Me: *just took a shower, is now sitting on the shower floor (water off)

The showerhead: *spurts out a random bit of water*

My anxiety/paranoia: GHOST GHOST GHOST GHOST WE'RE GONNA DIE RUN

My depression: What do you mean, "run"? We've been waiting for this for years now, you dumbass. Fucking finally.

My ADHD-resembling-issues: wait is that a new shampoo bottle

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So y'all turns out I really do have adhd. Take that, bitch that repeatedly told me I was faking it.

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sometimes self-care is taking an hour-long shower while sobbing violently about a boy who barely tolerates you and blasting music so no one hears you

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A Brief Insight Into My Brain

Me: *just took a shower, is now sitting on the shower floor (water off)

The showerhead: *spurts out a random bit of water*

My anxiety/paranoia: GHOST GHOST GHOST GHOST WE'RE GONNA DIE RUN

My depression: What do you mean, "run"? We've been waiting for this for years now, you dumbass. Fucking finally.

My ADHD-resembling-issues: wait is that a new shampoo bottle

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I just almost accidentally outed myself in Spanish class because my teacher asked us to list 3 things we're thankful for... right off the bat I nearly said "Mi novia" (my girlfriend). I didn't, thank god, but I can just imagine how that would have gone:

Me: Mis amigos, mi familia, y mi novia (My friends, my family, and my girlfriend)

*silence*

Teacher: You mean tu novio

Me: ...no

Teacher: Novia is girlfriend, novio is boyfriend.

Me: ...yep.

Class:

The kid who sits behind me: *loud whispers* she's gay

Class:

Teacher: moving on

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Conversation between me and my friend just now

(Background: I caught either covid or strep babysitting)

Them: Well hey I'd get covid AND strep if it meant spending Halloween with you 🥺🥺

Me: Lmao

Them: Good line, I know

Them: You are free to use it, you're welcome

Me: You should be sending it to your girlfriend, not me

Them: Ew no I wouldn't get strep for her

Me: lmao

Them: Are you kidding my body is a TEMPLE

Them: A MICROCHIP

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My friend just put this in an Instagram gc. Someone please kill me.

[quixotickaya]

Do it.

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Coffee, a big book, a sketchbook, a laptop, and an amazon giftcard for me