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pairing with bowser ; isekai, getting to know each other, brief memory loss, mutual pining; wc: 1417
You had discovered a leak in the pipe under your sink and while the brothers in the plumbing advertisement seemed reliable you chose not to give them a call.
After all, why pay for something you can fix by yourself.
However, when you were on your knees about to reach for the wrench you needed, you miscalculated the space above you and hit your head with the bottom of the sink.
Next thing you didn't knew—because you were unconscious— a bunch of tiny creatures in red suits and masks dropped your body on the volcanic rock floor after finding you in the Dark Lands.
From afar your body is maneuvered to lay on your back and lifted from the ground, guiding you where heavy steps grow closer to you, inspecting your body up close.
“Take them to a chamber.”
The creatures who brought you to the castle do as commanded, leaving your body on the second comfiest bed you will ever know.
Rubbing your face awake, you gradually become aware of your surroundings. Not long after, a group of turtle like beings enter your room, followed by another one dressed in a cloak and their much taller leader.
Piercing red eyes that shoot daggers at you, framed by thick brows and horns; a spiked shell and claws that could rip easily through flesh. All reasons to feel threatened yet fear is nowhere to be felt within you, only a feeling akin to curiosity.
After the usual interrogation he gives to intruders, which you couldn't answer fully due to memory loss, the King of the lands you stumbled upon turns to leave without saying a word; leaving the subordinates by his side confused as to why the usual imprisonment order was never uttered.
You begin wondering what his plans for you might be when his deep voice pulls you back. “I’ll send you a change of clothes before dinner.”
The King of the Koopas, whom you learned goes by the name Bowser lent you his painting set with which you captured the beauty of the cascade of lava as seen from center of the castle. He reasoned that you would most likely need a way to not get bored during your stay at the Castle while your memories of where you come from came back to you.
Most recently he got you a few companions he couldn't quite name and neither could you but that didn't erase the fact that they were cute, somewhat resembling Bowser because of the spikes on their shells and their turtle-like physique; their combined purrs when you pet them on your lap help you get a better rest at night.
Days pass and you begin to question what could happen if you didn't regain your memories back.
Weeks pass and you no longer question the morality in pretending your memory never came back.
However that’s not the only matter on your mind. More often than before, as you stare at the volcanic rock ceiling late at night, you wonder if you should cross the threshold that separates you and a certain Koopa.
“Why do you insist on kidnapping her? Was one kidnapped person not enough?” You say in jest as you pinch a piece of fruit in your plate with your fork, careful to not let the honey drizzled on it drip on your fluffy robe.
“I want to convince Peach to give me another chance,” he takes a break to finish chewing. “And I didn't kidnap you, you came to me and I let you stay here.”
“Oh, is she an ex girlfriend?”
“No.”
“Were you married?”
“Not quite.”
Your knife cuts through the fruit on your plate, slicing a wedge and you stab it with the blade to hold it out for him to take, “I’m not following. What type of relationship was it?” Soon after an abridged retelling of the events you can pinpoint the answer.
An infatuation.
Why was he feeling nervous about telling you about it, that was beyond him. Why should he care about what you think of him is also beyond him, but the nods you make and the way your face shifts a while you listen intently have him feeling flustered? Has he ever felt like this before?
As you stir your tea, the glint in your eyes and the soft smile on your face when you eye the piranha plants he gifted you a few days ago make his heart skip a beat. “I believe you should be with those who love you and if she already expressed her rejection towards you, then you shouldn't knock on that door anymore.”
After that day onwards, upon hearing the word ‘peach’ Bowser thinks less of the Mushroom Kingdom’s Princess and reminisce more about the fruit you sliced and shared with him that morning.
Wandering around the grey stone halls, you end up in an area of the Castle where music can be heard even through the walls, inviting you to open the door to the room the music comes from.
You can't tell what's more impressing: the wall of lava that lights up the room or the one koopa that skillfully plays the piano sitting on top of a floating rock at the end of a suspending staircase.
“I didn't know you played the piano.” At the sound of your voice, his concentration falters making him hit the wrong note but he doesn't seem upset by your intrusion. “It helps me clear my mind off things.”
By the time you reach the last suspending stone step, Bowser scoots over to make room for you to sit with him.
The keys are not in the state you expected to see them in. They might be well worn but for such menacing sharp claws that play them with ease, the scratches haven't ruined them.
“Can I touch them?”
When your fingers don't hover over the pizno tiles, the King of the Koopas follows your line of sight to the scales on his shoulder, feeling a sense of smugness within him, “Of course.”
Your fingers move with a cautious touch —not from fear rather being mindful of not hurting him with your nails— on his body, tracing the pattern on his scales with your fingertips, admiring how the green color fades into yellow and how snug the bracelet sits on his arms when he subtly flexes it.
Your face is close to his and Bowser wonders if you would be okay if he closed the gap between you. Your hand lowers to the bicep below where the spiked bracelet sits, your fingers itching closer where you have been wanting to squeeze since—
“Sire.”
You break apart like water dropped on hot oil. You don't see the stema coming out of his nostrils nor the angered, hundred dagger look he sends to his advisor Kamek but you do feel his angered huff hitting the back of your neck and you try your best to not shudder at that.
Bowser and you walk to the outskirts of the Castle, by the time you enter the dry forest, with the moon above you, you are certain that something is different about him. His steps are unrushed, not exactly slow rather each step is taken with the intent of extending the time spent with you.
The curious and amused expression he used to have whenever he was with you is nowhere to be seen, in its place is a somber face void of the smile you had caught a liking to. “Where are we going?”
His steps halt in front of a path that leads to a wide green pipe before taking a breath. “This is where you were found. The pipe will take you back where you belong.” He isn't looking at you in the eye, he just reaches his hand out for you to take and helps you step on the edge.
And for once Bowser doesn't want to rely on violence. On any form, whatsoever. Not threats, neither abductions nor anything remotely close to forcing you to do something you don’t want to.
He doesn't let go of your hand, nor do you make any effort to walk further into the pipe.
And so, in the stillness between you does silence speak volumes.
Stay.
Turning your back on the pipe, thus making his hand grab yours in a tighter hold, a hug where you don't want to let go of the other speaks the words that are left unsaid.
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Leon’s house is a direct contradiction to his car.
It’s an older townhouse, nestled in a small community of houses that look similar in shape and size with only a few variants in exterior color scheme. Oddly cookie cutter for the man you knew, when you expected a large home on land that was half a mile away from the closest neighbor. You hoped he at least had a decent yard, because you knew via the grapevine that he had a dog.
When you approach his front door you’re nervous, shaking the bottle of orange juice you’d stopped at the grocery store to bring as an offering. He did not ask, but you were raised to never go into a home as a guest without some kind of offering, so orange juice would have to do and he’d have to accept it.
“Good morning,” he greets, leaning in and kissing your cheek as you smile. It doesn’t feel real yet, but you’re sure you’d get comfortable with dating baseball’s hottest pitcher to play in both the twentieth and twenty first centuries. You just hoped that day came soon because you felt like a clown right now with how nervous you were just standing on his front porch. “Come in.”
“Shoes on or off?”
“On is alright, if you want. I’m getting the floors deep cleaned tomorrow anyway so it doesn’t matter.”
He has his shoes off, so you carefully toe out of your shoes and place them on the rack by his front door before following him through the entryway to the living and kitchen area. What having floors “deep cleaned” meant and the potential cost associated with doing so regularly was way outside of your salary range, so you don’t comment on it as if you understood the thought process and continue to walk behind the pitcher — your date? boyfriend? is that who he was now? no, right? — but it would be rude to clarify so that train of thought has to get pushed to the side as well.
“It’s bigger on the inside,” you comment, taking in the simple decor as he hums. “Very you.”
“How so?”
“It’s nice but not super extravagant.” Is all you say at first, looking away from your host to the living room. “Well taken care of, I guess. No bear skin rug.”
“I’m more of a tiger guy.”
“Still mad about Detroit,” you say, an exaggerated wince leaving you as he takes the orange juice from your hand. “It’s been two weeks, bud.”
“That was a bullshit call and we all know it.”
He had a point. That ball was nowhere close to being in bounds to be allowed, which was why the Raccoons on the field didn’t bother to chase it, only for the umpire to allow the base to be taken and subsequent run to be scored on that play. They’d gotten their lick back though, coming back the next night to beat the Tigers 17-1 on their home turf. You were very busy that night posting your edits and finding your clips, but it was worth it to see how excited your boys had come back to town the next day.
“I have a little bottle of champagne, is it a mimosa morning?”
“Can it be? It’s game day.”
“It’s early enough,” he assures, setting the juice down on the counter before taking your hand. “Let me give you a quick tour, then I’ll start cooking.”
You nod, following him through the house as he points out where the bathroom and den were downstairs, then upstairs to where there was a second bathroom, a guest bedroom, and his bedroom.
“And there’s my roommate,” he points out, and you smile at the dog curled up in the middle of his large bed. “That’s Travis.”
“Travis?”
“Yeah, he’s a barker.”
“Funny,” you mutter, not wanting him to know that he was actually funny. “Will he be joining us for breakfast?”
“Probably when he smells the eggs cooking.” Then he’s leading you back down the stairs, telling you a bit more about Travis as he does. He’s a borzoi, pure bred with papers but rescued from a puppy mill so technically adopted and not shopped, and he’ll be five in October. Travis’ favorite game is fetch, he gets walked by the neighbor across the street when Leon is away for games, and he has to bring a stuffed lambchop toy to bed with him or he won’t sleep.
“Does he do tricks?” you ask as Leon beats the eggs, trying not to stare too much at the way his forearm flexed while he moved the whisk. His other arm wasn’t much help, as his bicep looked huge wrapped around the bowl he held against his chest.
“He knows the basic ones and he’s great on walks. Stops at corners and all that.”
“Smart boy.”
“His trainer was an angel. Very patient with us.”
You’d argue that anyone dealing with him would have to be. His schedule alone was difficult when it went according to plan, add in the surprise signings and meet and greets the team liked to schedule to keep the fan base alive during the offseason and the wonderful curveballs life threw in general, and you’d argue that Leon was one of the worst people to try to schedule things with. “Do you have pets?”
“Huh?
“Pets?” He asks again, drawing each letter out delicately as he adds bell pepper to the egg mixture.
“Oh! Not right now, I’m renting and no pets allowed on the lease.”
“That’s fucked.”
“Yeah, but it’s temporary I hope.”
The sound of sniffing can be heard over the eggs beginning to cook in the pan, and you peek over the bar counter to see that Travis had made his way to his father's side as predicted. Leon steps away from the stove briefly to give you the little bottle of champagne from his fridge and two glasses, and you set to your task that was preparing mimosas for yourself and your host as Travis sits at the stove in anticipation of food falling to the floor.
He doesn’t have to wait long, Leon takes a small clump of shredded cheese to be suckled into the narrow mouth of the borzoi that was better named Hoover based on how clean the floor was when he was done. How Leon told that cute little face no you couldn’t understand, but you commended his strength when he told his dog that he’d gotten more than enough cheese and didn’t fold when Travis whined. You’d give the cute little beast anything he wanted if he whined at you like that, which was why you probably would never be asked to dog sit.
“Bed, Trav.”
The dog goes to the bed in the corner of the living room, and you watch as Leon brings the two plated omelettes to the bar where you sat. It’s a beautiful omelette, and he smiles when you compliment his work as he comes around to sit in the stool beside yours.
“The drink might be on the strong side,” you warn, watching as he took an experimental drink only to feel your face warm when he immediately grimaced. “I’m sorry!”
“It’s not that bad! I’m not worried.” He takes a more confident drink for emphasis, and it’s your turn to grimace as you watch. “See? It’s good. Now it’s your turn to try the omelette.”
He watches with vested interest as you cut into the egg with the side of your fork and scoop it up, and you cover your mouth in a misplaced attempt to hide as you chew. It was actually perfect, the egg was perfectly cooked and seasoned well, you couldn’t find a complaint if you tried.
“Too much salt?”
“It’s actually perfect,” you assure, earning yourself a smug smirk from the man sitting beside you that has you resisting the urge to roll your eyes. He was allowed this moment, but only this one.
All in all, it was a nice morning spent getting to know Leon and his private life better. You supposed that you now were part of his private life, if the way he spent fifteen minutes weighing which old jersey of his he wanted to send you to the stadium wearing instead of the one that had your name on it that had been your welcome gift from the team. He’d first wanted to give you one of his old rookie jerseys, since you two were in the “rookie days” of your relationship (ignoring your coughed tease that he was corny) but the value of that jersey had you adamantly declining because you’d hate for something to happen to it while you were in the stands taking photos and videos of the crowd. One beer or accidentally thrown hot dog and it was ruined, and you couldn’t have that on your conscience. So instead he settled for last year’s all star game jersey, taking the time to help you out of your jersey and into his and smiling as he watched you adjust how it sat on your shoulders in the mirror.
“And you’re sure?”
”You look better in it than I do,” is all he says, gently pulling you in closer by the jersey before those hands settle on your hips over your tshirt. “But I am positive. I want you to wear it, it’ll give me good luck.”
”Tested theory?”
”Actually yeah. We don’t always win when you’re wearing my jersey but I always pitch one hell of a game when you do, and that’s more important.”
“Alright Captain,” you murmur, your arms draping over his shoulders as he smiles in his victory. “But I should get going. They want to test drive the new drone.”
”I’ll walk you to your car.”
But you don’t move, instead feeling rooted to the spot with his fingers hooked in your belt loops and your hands settled on his shoulders. It still feels weird, like you shouldn’t be standing here with a man like Leon being so affectionate (especially on the real first date). Did he really want to date you seriously? Or were you just a pretty younger woman who was accessible because you worked for his team? To question his intentions when he’d been so kind to you this morning felt unfair, but it was difficult not to do so when he’d done his best to avoid you for the first half of the season.
The trance is broken when Travis pushes himself between your legs, bringing both of your attention to the dog rather than each other.
“I’ve got to run him before I go, too,” Leon comments, looking back at you as you look back up at him. You’re the first to move, taking a step back that forces him to release your belt loops but his hand does catch yours to let you lead him from the bedroom.
“Thank you for breakfast,” you murmur as he walks you to your car, Travis on his other side after wiggling into his harness for his late morning run. “It was really good.”
“Good enough for breakfast tomorrow?”
“Are you trying to speedrun breakfast dates?”
“I know what I want,” is all he says at first, and you smile nervously at the implication. “I meant what I said last night, I’m serious about you sweetheart.”
You nod, biting your tongue to keep yourself from saying something that would kill the moment. There were quite a few scenarios floating through your brain, worrying about potential issues that weren’t guaranteed to happen but shouldn’t be worried about unless they actually happened. It also didn’t make sense to worry about whether or not you were worth his time when he clearly thought you were.
“Maybe we can do something tonight if you’re not too tired after the game,” you offer, unlocking your car and watching as he opens the driver’s side door for you. There was another game tomorrow, early afternoon which meant everyone was getting to the ballpark in the morning, and you would prefer to not be at Leon’s house at six in the morning for breakfast.
“Let’s grab a drink after. I’ll text you the name of a good bar.”
“It’s a date.” The way he smiles when you say that makes your heart flutter as you get into the car, and your face warms when he leans in to kiss your cheek. “Enjoy your run, I’ll see you later.”
“Drive safe.”
After a win barely clutched out, you find yourself walking into a bar after being dropped off by an uber. Your car was left at the ballpark since Leon wanted to drive you home and also spend the morning with you despite the earlier call time for tomorrow’s game. He’d be at least twenty minutes behind you, needing to shower quickly before dodging media and coaches to get to his car and get to you, so you order yourself a drink and settle yourself at the table in the corner. It gives you a good time to think about just what the hell you’re doing with Leon, and why you were so uncomfortable with being publicly attached to him.
Your primary concern, you supposed, was the fact that he was Leon Kennedy and you were the team’s social media manager. He was the captain, the multi-time all star and MVP, two time Olympian and the most attractive man in baseball — and you were you. Nothing special, just the TikTok girl which meant you had to work with him and his teammates every day, and you didn’t want to risk losing your very cool job because you got involved with the team captain and it didn’t work out.
Another concern was your age. You were around twenty years his junior if you were doing the math right and, while you weren’t freshly eighteen making him look weird, you also don’t want to risk any negative attention coming either of your way because of the large age gap. He didn’t seem like the kind of guy to chase after younger women to get their attention and make him feel younger, but what if he was?
The last big concern was truly why you? He’d dodged you and your camera whenever he could for the entirety of this current season and the half of last season that you were with the team, so this was a relatively new-to-you experience where he actually had a real interest. All of the bad romance drama movies pointed at him being put up to it by his teammates or a meddling public relations manager, to either prove that he could pull you or prove that he wasn’t a robot programmed to be good at baseball and only baseball. You should give him more credit than to think a man as evidently thoughtful as him would do such a thing, but right now everything was potentially true until you sat and debunked it all with him.
“I absorbed your tab,” Leon states, setting your credit card down in front of you as he takes the seat at your booth, and you withhold the question about why the bartender would just give him your card to return to you because you already knew the answer. This was a place he came to a lot, probably for about as long as you had been alive, and with that came a strong trust. “You haven’t been here too long, I hope.”
“Just a few minutes,” you assure, smiling up at him while trying to force yourself to relax while putting your card back into your wallet. “How’d your theory pan out?”
“I’ll need to test it some more to make sure it’s the jersey and not me needing to show off for the pretty girl wearing the jersey.”
“Sure,” you murmur, taking another drink of your beer. “It was a good game.”
“I thought so too. Sloppy start but we recovered.”
“You looked kinda irritated in the first inning.” Your comment has him sighing, raising his own bottle to his lips as you watch him with interest. That wasn’t a reaction that would indicate that you were wrong, and your nosiness wins out as you press. “Did something happen?”
“I think I’m getting too old for this,” is all he says at first, earning an interested hum from you as you take another drink. “We’re voting tomorrow on if we’re officially adding ‘six-seven’ as a banned term in the locker room and on the field. But my contract ends this season, so I could retire and just let them do what they want until I’m gone.”
“You want to?”
“I want a Series win, but if we don’t do it this year I don’t know that I have another season in me.”
“Is that why you’re courting me now?”
“Not at all.” He’s quick to reply, making you feel better about where this conversation could go. You weren’t just convenient, and that was important for you to sit with. “I always thought you were beautiful, but I didn’t want to creep you out since so I kept my distance. But I can’t live my life afraid, and I don’t want to live with any regrets and I would have regretted not asking you out.”
“Why would I be creeped out by the most handsome man in baseball?”
“That’s old enough to be your father.”
“Does it bother you?”
“Would we be here if it did?” His counter makes you sigh, because you supposed you wouldn’t be here if it did bother you — but you were here and…curious. “It’s not a fetish thing either, I’ve only dated women my age or older until us.”
Us. That had a ring to it, settling your nerves in a way such a small word shouldn’t be able to but had achieved so quickly. Maybe it was the way he carefully takes your hand on the table, his thumb dragging along your knuckles slowly, bringing a visual of what us meant to the man across from you.
“And you don’t care that this would be a wage gap relationship also?”
“Wage gap?” he asks, confused, before taking another drink. “That’s a new one. If that means how much money we make separately, I don’t care. You have your own career and I have mine, you can take care of yourself but I want to take care of you as much as you’re comfortable with.”
“Because taking care of me is taking care of us,” you murmur, earning a gentle squeeze to your hand in confirmation as he nods. “But you can’t just pay for everything. I don’t want that.”
“If you want to pay for something you can, but if I’m inviting you out the only card you should need is your license.”
“Okay, then if I invite you out the same rules should apply.”
“I can respect that.” You can tell that he’s struggling to respect it, but he’d proven that he was a more old fashioned kind of guy so you expect him to have a slight issue with letting you pay for things. But this was dating in the twenty-first century, he was going to have to get used to it. “When are we getting married?”
“Calm down, Casanova,” your teasing pulls a pout onto his pretty pink lips, only for it to be replaced with a scowl when you add: “Six or seven years.”
“So let me get this straight,” Ifa starts with a furrow on his brow. “You kidnapped an injured koholasaur whelp so you could treat it? And the mother wasn’t too happy?”
Kai snorts. “...You say that like you’re surprised.”
“Worried!” chirps Cacucu, who just happens to fly past the two sauro-vets before perching atop Ifa’s hat. “Ifa was worried sick, bro!”
“Aww, you were really worried about me?”
“Don’t let it get to your head,” the Senior Vet huffed, though he could not quite hide how the tips of his ears have turned red. “Running a one-man clinic is tough, y’know.”
a lovely unexpected present from @k-emii 🥺 i truly have no words for how you managed to read genshin kai To Filth... ofc they'd risk it all for their cutie koholasaurs ㅠㅠ thank you for thinking so fondly of my little cowboy SOBS !! divider credit goes to saradika-graphics!!
