Self Deprecation

Michael. 33. He/him. CPA working in Tax. Homo from Ohio. Humor/personal. SFW, the NSFW is on a side blog. tagged: me/mine/be happy

[tall]

[shiny-cradily]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[curioscurio]

The next doctor who should be a dog (golden retriever) and hold his sonic screwdriver (it looks like a bone) in his mouth and he still goes on adventures in the tardis (all the buttons look like dog toys) and he wears a dumb collar that gives him an old fashioned robot voice so he can monologue about time and space and tragedy but he is also a dog so the cybermen would throw a ball and he would go after it

[ccstcrptc]

Demi’s twin sister. She was locked in a basement her whole life. This picture was taken the first time she went outside. Her name is Poot.

[dogsuffrage]

I remember people talking about how this post was problematic because people actually get locked in basements and therefore finding this funny makes you a bad person. And I lowkey agreed

[paleolithique]

i need people to know that demi dressed up as poot for halloween this year

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[potheadwithacause]

check out his patreon!!

[milfyspamton]

spongebob pantyshot

[duckdotcom]

[swagcatholic]

The hoes are not stimulating me intellectually anymore

[from-sunset-sea-and-sorrow]

[segamascott]

[johnnycrass]

the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

[spaceytingz]

[tsuchinokoroyale]

The reactions to this rollout are so real

[mod2amaryllis]

some kind of yucky mold

[mod2amaryllis]

ewwwww

[mod2amaryllis]

oh my god?

[dustinyschild]

I still haven’t convinced the algorithm I’m gay as I am still seeing thirst traps from women on the feed 🙃

[dustinyschild]

Finally convinced the algorithm I’m GAY!! Happy Pride 🎉🥳🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[thingsic]

[catchymemes]

[viostormcaller]

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else