Self Deprecation @bonersniper - Tumblr Blog

The next doctor who should be a dog (golden retriever) and hold his sonic screwdriver (it looks like a bone) in his mouth and he still goes on adventures in the tardis (all the buttons look like dog toys) and he wears a dumb collar that gives him an old fashioned robot voice so he can monologue about time and space and tragedy but he is also a dog so the cybermen would throw a ball and he would go after it

ccstcrptc

Demi’s twin sister. She was locked in a basement her whole life. This picture was taken the first time she went outside. Her name is Poot.

dogsuffrage

I remember people talking about how this post was problematic because people actually get locked in basements and therefore finding this funny makes you a bad person. And I lowkey agreed

paleolithique

i need people to know that demi dressed up as poot for halloween this year

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

potheadwithacause

check out his patreon!!

milfyspamton

spongebob pantyshot

duckdotcom

swagcatholic

The hoes are not stimulating me intellectually anymore

from-sunset-sea-and-sorrow

segamascott

johnnycrass

the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

spaceytingz

tsuchinokoroyale

The reactions to this rollout are so real

mod2amaryllis

some kind of yucky mold

mod2amaryllis

ewwwww

mod2amaryllis

oh my god?

dustinyschild

I still haven’t convinced the algorithm I’m gay as I am still seeing thirst traps from women on the feed 🙃

dustinyschild

Finally convinced the algorithm I’m GAY!! Happy Pride 🎉🥳🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

demilypyro

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off