Self Deprecation

Michael. 33. He/him. CPA working in Tax. Homo from Ohio. Humor/personal. SFW, the NSFW is on a side blog. tagged: me/mine/be happy

[animentality]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[byjove]

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

[byjove]

Then again, if it was given a lifetime guarantee and both parties are still alive, grandpa might have ground to stand on.

[bonersniper]

The definition of lifetime guarantee rarely means the lifetime of the original owner and the fine print is usually a either a set window, the lifetime of the company (if other grandpa didn't through a business that no longer exists this is irrelevant), or an average expected lifetime of the construction.

If it lasted 60 years it likely wasn't a craftsmanship issue and could've been a drainage issue or a slew of other things that could also have voided the warranty.

Grandpa probably has as much leg to stand on as the other one has arms to fight back with.

[weirdness-is-good]

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[animals-riding-animals]

cat riding sheep

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

peace on planet fucking earth

[kacej-sestro-kacej]

[animals-with-fan-art]

Added to the collection by @pinkhairandpronouns

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cats fucking love lanolin, which sheep excrete to coat their wool. This is the kitty equivalent of a nice scented oil bath.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You can see at the end of the video the cat trying to nurse on the sheep’s wool, which isn’t unusual for cats and sheep. It’s theorised by some people that lanolin reminds them of the smell of their mothers when they were kittens.

[naamahdarling]

Ears back in nursing baby mode and everything. 💕

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

[nylarac]

^ relevant art by @catcrumb that legitimately rewired my brain

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[hp-up]

VINTAGE POKÉMON ART FROM COROCORO MAGAZINE CIRCA 2000

[enchantedbook]

Art by Jorge Mascarenhas

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[boopsloop656]

[sapient-simian]

Light Pollution: The Overuse & Misuse of Artificial Light at Night

Light Pollution: The Overuse & Misuse of Artificial Light at Night

[fazedlight-deactivated20251111]

The Dark Site Finder map lets you get a good sense of where near you might be good for stargazing.

[theunvanquishedzims]

[spirit-of-science]

I found this photo and blog post from 2013 by Alan Dryer

In this image I’ve tried to render the Milky Way in a view that simulates what you see with your unaided eyes. The result is a celestial portrait in subtle shades of black and white. This is a photo mosaic, but processed contrary to the usual methods – eliminating colour rather than enhancing it, and reducing contrast rather than boosting it. The result is a view that I think quite nicely matches what your eyes see, though certainly from a dark site.

[brokenmusicboxwolfe]

[jabberding0]

Drawing table from the 1930s

[disasterscenario]

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.

[drawbauchery]

[lamiafemme]

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !