FightOffYrDemons

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[takeapartyrhead]

Chaos Cultist 1/5. #warhammer #warhammer40k #40k #paintingwarhammer #gamesworkshop #chaos #chaosspacemarines #chaoscultists

[takeapartyrhead]

Second try at a warhammer mini. Quite happy with how he came out. #paintingwarhammer #warhammer #ageofsigmar #AoS #stormcast #stormcasteternals #SCE #gamesworkshop

[takeapartyrhead]

Started painting again! Warhammer minis make great practice. #paintingwarhammer #takeapartyrart #takeapartyrhead #warhammer #warhammer40k (at Singapore)

[megatrip]

[gyoguts]

that’s……. dorohedoro! 

[baewan]

[butt-berry]

Ready for christmas

[butt-berry]

It was a christmas sweater!!

[popcornfunction]

[lunnefisk]

you can actually see him go through all five stages of grief 

[stolenbymothersea]

[andallthesinners-saints-deactiv]

[lizardsenjoyinglife]

this bearded dragon enjoys dressing as a real dragon.

[kalifrak]

Also featuring the adults:

[comiroc]

[zccorvus-deactivated20170606]

[thelittlemonsterlover]

(X)

[amirdrassil]

[clevelandbrown002-deactivated20]

[junellla]

Every single Pokemon toward the end look so fucked up

[yorhano2typeb]

They look about the same if you don’t have nostalgia goggles on!

[libraford]

Okay, so here’s the story about the pumpkins:

My friend got married yesterday and we missed the wedding because of work but we made it to the reception. Because its mid-September and the reception was in a nature center (awesome!) there was a little bit of a fall theme. Not overbearingly, but the tables all had these tiny pumpkins. 

So they’re cleaning up at the end of it and we’re still hanging out because we haven’t seen these people in forever and we can talk until three in the morning when we get together. All of a sudden, the Maid of Honor hands us a tiny pumpkin. 

“Take one.”

“Um… okay?”

“Take another.”

“….?”

“It is my duty as Maid of Honor to make sure that the guests leave with an uncomfortable number of tiny pumpkins.”

So it turns out that she’d gotten a bunch of them for a Halloween party last year and after the party was over her mom threw them into the compost heap thinking that would be the end of it. But what she didn’t seem to realize was that if you put pumpkins in a compost heap- it grows more pumpkins. It grows pumpkins exponentially. Serious mathematical anomaly pumpkins. 

So this year she has even more tiny pumpkins and she figured it would be a good idea to have them as decor for the reception. BUT- she would still have to throw them out at the end of the day and no matter where you throw them you are doomed to have a ridiculous amount of tiny pumpkins growing SOMEWHERE at your fault. 

So everyone left with at least two tiny pumpkins and that’s how we made friends with the Maid of Honor. 

[libraford]

So I forgot about it and then the next morning I woke up and found these two tiny pumpkins in my purse and had a puzzling moment of ‘what?’

[libraford]

We were invited to the Maid of Honor’s house the other day so we could:

take some of the flowers off her hands

help with some post-wedding stuff

watch the presidential debate

play Clue for like three hours

drink a lot of booze. 

And there are just… tiny pumpkins EVERYWHERE.

They were in the bathroom.

At the end of the night, I counted 26 tiny pumpkins, and that was just what I could see. 

[libraford]

It happened again.

Three pumpkins ended up in my purse this time. 

One of them has a face. 

I need to stop drinking with this woman. 

[teatreefox]

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