takehomematerial

Señor Jacin. 21. Ironic Narcissist.

[notailnoworries]

[gostais]

[archcracker]

[byrneing]

worst cooks in america is genuinely one of my favorite shows 

[spookingmachine-deactivated2015]

[itstooch]

[thecommonchick]

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

[unclefather]

Just had a child say “circumcise me, captain!” And his mom smacked him in the back of the head and said “I’m so sorry I don’t know where he heard that I don’t even know if he knows what that means” and I’m thinking about how kids are just walking shitpost generators

[lake-erie]

i can’t believe i have to say this on my blog, but if you are a farmhand, please don’t leave your sacks of hulled barley where the varmints can get to them… it’s that simple

[corporation-cats]

[conquerorwurm]

[24karatdead]

My Gf… Is A Cup

[redtearstonering]

explain

[24karatdead]

Holds Me

[fantasylockscreens]

Cole’s Twitter Is A Blessing

[stability]

[hippyelfchick]

special times for cat people

when they’re cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out

when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face

when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry

when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs

when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing

when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror

[tiniestmagneto]

@occlus

[commander-krios]

Don’t forget when they are cleaning themselves and get distracted for a moment, leaving their leg extended at a weird angle.

And when they flop onto their side like they’ve had the hardest day ever.

[helila]

when they are napping, you touch them and they make that “mmrp” noise

[technicolourtriumph]

[egberts]

[depsidase]

cuz if you don’t, who will?

[meladoodle]

wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.