bitch

19/Canada

[love-personal]

[captacular]

[fllleurs-deactivated20210215]

[airows]

[ocheanbub-deactivated20171112]

[florenctts]

[ajahasdejavu]

[rressan]

[living-planet]

[asian]

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

[floralls]

[lilac-skulls-deactivated2012081]

[salon]

New research led by Kazuo Fujita of Kyoto University has found that your dog is the best wing person. The researchers tested three groups of 18 dogs by putting them in rooms with their owners as well as two strangers. The owners were tasked with opening a box, and solicited help from the two other people in the room (sometimes they would help and sometimes they would refuse). After watching their owners either be rebuffed or aided, the dogs were offered food by the strangers — and were much more likely to ignore the stranger who had been unkind to their owner.

[penroseparticle]

this is the kind of groundbreaking scientific research I want to see

[powerwank]

wheres my fav caption that goes “yaaaaas drag him fluffly”

[makingnewblogriptwitter]

[little-things-fan]

[brooklvn99]

[takemedrunk-imh0me]

me: * is giving the cold shoulder to friend*

friend: hey man im sorry about what i did

me: * now gives them the lukewarm shoulder becuase im glad they apologized but i still need time to heal*