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#remade pinned #it's not pretty but it has everything important

irondive

back on the path of the wolf

#pathologic

contemptible-scoundrel

THINK LIKE AN OBELISK

ACT LIKE A TOTEM

WORK LIKE A CAIRN

FUCK LIKE A MONOLITH

that-house

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

planefood

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

#me: wonder why I'm so tired #the giant container of spinach and assorted greens sitting untouched in my fridge:

queerautism

Extremely fucking stupid bc genuinely who cares. Walking sticks are literally for anyone. They help you when you walk around. Perfectly healthy and abled bodied people use them while hiking because they just work.

And what if it was just a fashion thing? It used to be trendy. It gives your outfit a different vibe. Experimenting with fashion is fun, there's literally zero things wrong with using a cane because you like the way it looks or how it makes you feel.

Every single person choosing to use a mobility aid in public normalises their use, and makes it less likely for me to get harassed out there. It just becomes a regular thing you see while out in public. And that's the exact thing ableist TERFs like Stock are actually against - Not even mentioning the absolutely obvious misogyny here.

Covid was a mass disabling event. It continues to affect many, many people. Denying reality and gaslighting disabled people will not make us go away

rembrandtswife

They're more gotdang worried about nonexistent "social contagion" than about actual *physical* contagion, or about helping people feel better.

leolaroot

one time i was at a week long youth conference for church stuff (who else exmormon and did efy?) and there was a few hundred of us or something so we were all split into these groups and the groups were obviously gendered bc it would be inappropriate for a fourteen year old boy to be encouraged to talk to a fourteen year old girl DUH. anyways our group of like fifteen or twenty girls or whatever. we were ordering pizza for the last day of the conference and every group had to tally up how hungry we were so they knew how much to order. and this was the last day of a week of twelve hour days and we were tired we had been taking class outside and it was hot as hell and etc. anyways we sat in a circle and our group leader who was the only adult woman there had us all take turns saying out loud to the circle how much pizza we thought we would eat so they could get a headcount for ordering. which. holy fuck what an awful way to do that? you put a huge group of young girls in a circle and had us all announce out loud how much we eat? anyways every SINGLE girl said "Oh Im Not Hungry I Just Want One Slice." until it got to me and i was like 3/4 the way around the circle and i said "To Be Honest i could have an entire medium hawaiian to myself right now but ill probably restrain myself to five pieces or something." and everypony started laughing because yes i was also the fattest girl in our group. but i was also kindof really brave as a 14 yo and i just kept going i genuinely said "I think you guys are being stupid because youre definitely hungry you just wont say it." and the leader was like "okay be real though how many slices?" and i said "im being serious Sister im so hungry and we have another four hours here including a soccer game. i want five or six slices of pizza." anyways after i did that big demonstration some of the girls following me said Two slices and one said Three. sometimes being the friendless heavy Bad girl is vital to the ecosystem and health of those around you. and btw they did get me a large hawaiian and let me take home what i didnt finish.

#growing up in a christian priv school they'd cut a slice into two slices #and I. the fat kid of my class. would always be complaining about it because Wow that is unfulfilling for literally anyone child or not #of course this was painted as a joke by my classmates but I'd go over to some of these girls' houses for birthday parties or whatever #and they'd have at LEAST 3 slices. so at school I felt the ultimate betrayal #ultimately now I know Why but damn nobody backed me up 💔

evermourz

❣️ book cover edit of my wife - made in procreate :)

#iwtv #RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHMYGONEGOUS

chipthekeeper

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective

thegoldengals

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

chipthekeeper

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

leofwines-deactivated20250831

thos video is killinh me

#FAVE #I LOVE UOU FACADE

memorycycle

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

memorycycle

phantomcabij

Made some little starscream phone backgrounds to go with the charm I put on my phone! (Last one is for the home screen lol)

Feel free to use for your device of choice, infect it with smallscream- (should I make a TC and SW version? Idk leave it in the tags or smth)

#transformers #starscream

dreamsy990

i saw someone say nobody needs to know what a .txt file is anymore. what the fuck is the world coming to

dreamsy990

unironically i think we need to bring back computer labs because APPARENTLY some people WERENT taught basic computer literacy and internet safety in school

dreamsy990

things about computers/the internet i think kids should be formally taught in schools because theyre important to know and the amount of soon to be grown adults i know who know NOTHING about any of these is quite frankly almost all of them (and resources to learn if you dont know these things, because its never to late to get better with computers)

how to troubleshoot by yourself when you have a technical problem

what common file types are

some very basics on how to use ""developer tools"" on your computer (because i cant think of a better way to refer to them) like task manager and command prompt (and their mac equivalents, terminal and activity monitor ofc)

how to read and understand a privacy policy and what your personal data is, as well as what it being collected actually means and steps you can take to keep it private

how to understand terms of service (hey. if you have trouble with reading legalese and worry about being able to understand these policies anyways, here's a site that gives basic summaries of privacy policies and ToS)

what a cookie actually is

internet privacy and your digital footprint!! seriously i dont know why we stopped teaching people that they shouldnt be putting their entire real identity online in a world where your online actions can ruin you irl

basic safety measures like antivirus software (and why you should use it or if the built in one on windows or mac is enough for you) and backing up your computer (also a mac guide)

common keyboard shortcuts (and on mac)

as an additional note: things i think everyone should know on computers and the internet but schools may bit hesitant to teach about for whatever moral/legal standards schools pretend to operate on

vpns and adblockers! (btw for most of these where you can pay for things im purposefully not recommending any specific software but seriously just use ublock origin for an adblocker)

how to not get a virus while pirating something

what a temporary email is and when to use one

red flags that you shouldn't trust a website (and how to quickly check the security of a site)

what javascript on a website does and how to disable it to get around paywalls

dreamsy990

ok one last addition! if you want to take it one level higher, i think learning the very basics of at least one programming language is good for people. it makes computers less scary and it makes you feel very cool, and a lot of people get discouraged about it because it seems overly complicated and hard to learn outside a formal classroom setting, so heres some resources for learning the very basics of python (because i consider it the easiest language to learn and knowing one language will make it easier to learn others)

an online compiler so you dont need to download anything or worry about running code directly on your computer if that makes you nervous

a basic video guide to introduce you to python and walk you through beginner steps

a guide to some syntax and commands you should know (this was literally my lifeline in my first CS class)

some performance tasks to give you things to code to practice and assess yourself

sosaysdean

you go online and it’s everyone’s first day on earth and ur like fuck let me go touch grass and then you interact with the public and it’s everyone’s first day on earth

#just in a different flavor of first day alive