fully functional

[leolaroot]

hi I'm neelix rabbit! I may look Sebacean, but I'm not.

25 🛸 she+him 🛸 tme 🛸 white 🛸 gentile

💉TESTOSTERONE START DATE 💌 VALENTINES 2025💫

minors please don't follow me

aesthetic blog: @psychicpwrs

nsfw blog: just ask lol

🖖🏻 live long + prosper 🖖🏻

currently watching 🛸the x files🌌

[leolaroot]

my cucumbers

[leolaroot]

strapped upright with electrodes cascading down my entire nude body hooked to half a dozen massive computers and machines. fevered murmuring. eyes shut tight. pouring sweat and shaking. pam from theoffice..... eould be a... bridgerton fan..

researcher releasing 5 ml of sugar water into my feeding tube as reward: good..... now go deeper.

AUGH..... buster..bluth... cfnm fetish..

supervising professor: damn it shes losing focus again. switch to a sativa strain.

butler pig: your finger sandwiches good sir

researcher: heythis is just a silver tray of scattered crumbs and crusts with two cucumber slices and some dill.

butler 🐖: burp

[leolaroot]

bro be careful I think someone laced these cucumber sandiwches with slutweed

[leolaroot]

when im home im basically in one of two places i sit on couch i sit in bed. sometimes i stand in laundry room or kitchen or sit or lay down in bathroom. but periodically my cats cant find me and just start screaming really loud and standing exactly ehere they are. Hey try looking for me

[prokopetz]

I'm currently living in a two-cat household, and there's a thing that happens where the first cat is calling for me, the second cat shows up like "you rang?", and the first cat immediately smacks the second cat in the face like "not you, knucklehead". They do this every day.

[prokopetz]

The second cat always comes running when the first cat calls for me, even though it gets her dope-slapped with 100% reliability. I suspect she simply enjoys the attention.

[respocked]

"children of time" is like. ok fine odo is confessing, whatever. can we go back to kira breaking up with shakaar because the prophets said so and telling noone about it??? when the last kira focused episode was ghemor's death. who gaf about the time vortex right now, what is happening in her life

[respocked]

woman who just buried her second father with her own hands and follows the word of her gods at all cost goes to stand and look over her own grave. her earring is made out of a cardassian ship whose crew she killed. and theyre like hey go look at bashir do some bullshit instead of another episode for her. come on

[crabussy]

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[powerburial]

[leolaroot]

whne i get to do a lego kit of a beautiful flower YIPEEE!!!!!

[leolaroot]

i got this randomly recommended to me on instagram reels of all places and i literally had forgotten this song. but this is something my mama used to sing me when i was a sad little autism baby struggling to make friends at school aww...

[leolaroot]

played this for eva today

[churippu]

[oldinterneticons]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[leolaroot]

brushed out my hair all of it for the first time in dont worry how lomg. holy fuck long hair is a sensory nightmare just constant torture until death.

[yokiteryokiter]

What if their band was called Subtle Homosexuality instead?