Milk Church

{Independent Milk Cookie RP}

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Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse.

No limits. Ask whatever.

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🍀

🍀 - do they believe in luck?

“I certainly do! Luck has a place in everything, from sleeping to drawing!”

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⚠

⚠️ - the worst deed they’ve done/crime they’ve committed?

“Crime....? Oh, I dont do crime. I was made to purify the world!”

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💝

💝 - have they ever been in love, and with who?

“Oh my... Love is a very precious thing. I certainly have a lot of love to give, but never have had the chance to give it to another cookie. Maybe one day there will come a time when I will”

[sufferedsuggestion]

send a symbol.

because i felt like making one of these, fuck you.

LEARN SOMETHING ⛈ - what is the muse like at their worst? 📖 - deadly sin that applies to them the most? 🍁 - favorite season? 🏹 - have they ever committed a murder? 💝 - have they ever been in love, and with who? ⚠️ - the worst deed they’ve done/crime they’ve committed? ⛔ - do they believe in revenge? 💫 - do they believe in fate/propecy/destiny? 🥀 - have they ever felt heartbreak? 🌵 - do they consider themselves dangerous? 🍀 - do they believe in luck? 🌙 - do they believe in magic? ☄️ - what is their biggest regret? 🍷  - do they drink? 🍹 - alcohol tolerance? 🍳  - do they know how to cook? ☀  - night or day?

DO SOMETHING 🙈 - muse is blind for [#] asks. 🙉 - muse can’t hear for [#] asks. 🙊 - muse can’t speak for [#] asks. 💥 - muse feels agonizing pain when they raise their voice for [#] asks. 🐔 - muse is uncontrollably afraid/paranoid for [#] asks. ⚡ - muse has unstable emotions for [#] asks. 🍺 - muse acts like they are when they’re drunk for [#] asks. 🍬 - muse is hyper as fuck for [#] asks. 🎭 - muse can only speak in cryptic phrases for [#] asks. 🎬 - any noise becomes deafening to the muse for [#] asks. 🌋 - the muse is unable to control their anger for [#] asks. 🔦  - muse becomes light-sensitive for [#] asks. 👁‍🗨 - muse feels like they’re being watched for [#] asks. gets worse as it continues. 🚫 - the muse hallucinates their worst fear for [#] asks. gets worse as it continues. ♾️ - the muse is in constant pain for [#] asks. gets worse at it goes along. (bonus if the pain is an old wound/scar.) ⛅ - the muse hides their emotions for [#] asks. emotions come spilling through when m!a ends. ✨ - muse is in a state of hypnosis for [#] asks. go wild.

OTHER ♠️ - the muse’s ‘worse side’ shows for [#] asks. ♥️ - the muse’s ‘better side’ shows for [#] asks. ♦️ - the muse becomes emotionless for [#] asks. ♣️ - the muse feels temporarily free from doubt for [#] asks. ♈ - the muse has an ego boost for [#] asks. ♉ - the muse is unreasonably stubborn/bitter/petty for [#] asks. ♊ - the muse is split into two versions of themself for [#] asks. (emotion/logic, happy/sad, etc.) ♋ - muse becomes overwhelmingly pessimistic for [#] asks. ♌  - muse becomes incredibly fucking arrogant for [#] asks. ♍ - muse is shy as hell for [#] asks. ♎ - muse is obsessed with keeping things ‘stable’ or ‘balanced’ for [#] asks. ♏ - muse is unbearably rude/cruel/violent for [#] asks. ♐ - muse is more ‘pleasant’ than usual for [#] asks. ♑ - muse loses all self-control for [#] asks. ♒ - muse acts incredibly aloof for [#] asks. ♓ - muse is overwhelmed by sadness for [#] asks. ⛎ - wildcard. mun’s zodiac applies to the muse. (ex: i’m a cancer, so if i was sent ophiuchus, muse would get the effects of cancer.)

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(@sassylimes) Lime has... never met this cookie before. This’ll be nice! A first meeting with a cookie that has a mutilated arm! Gosh... this is kinda gonna be scary for her to be honest. She still has a mutilated arm and yet, she wanted to meet more people... Oh boy... “Hello...?” She asked, a bit shy, hoping they don’t notice her mutilated arm.

“Ah, hello, welcome!” A new cookie stumbled upon his camp! How wonderful! “Welcome to my guild! What brings you to this side of the forest young one?” Milk did infact notice her lack of arm, but he was not going to point it out. Theres no need to be insensitive or nosy! 

“If you are hungry, I have food and drinks, you may stay as long as youd like!”

@sassylimes

[sassylimes]

Okay… okay… doing good… doing well… “…Guild…?” She seemed a bit confused. She hasn’t been to a guild before… Her face had shown a bit of a confused smile. She had noticed that she hadn’t actually eaten anything in a bit… “Do you… do you have some potato chips…? Or…” She asked.

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“Ah, of course!” 

Milk reached into a satchel, and pulled out a potato, tossing it into the bowl on his staff. He shook it slightly and it lit up. He then pulled a regular bowl out of said satchel and when he tipped the staff, Potato chips came out.  “Theyre freshly made! If theres something else you need, dont hesitate to request it!” He smiled warmly at Lime.

“Oh yes, I was told Cookies dont know what a guild is. Would you like to know?”

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(@sassylimes) Lime has... never met this cookie before. This’ll be nice! A first meeting with a cookie that has a mutilated arm! Gosh... this is kinda gonna be scary for her to be honest. She still has a mutilated arm and yet, she wanted to meet more people... Oh boy... “Hello...?” She asked, a bit shy, hoping they don’t notice her mutilated arm.

“Ah, hello, welcome!” A new cookie stumbled upon his camp! How wonderful! “Welcome to my guild! What brings you to this side of the forest young one?” Milk did infact notice her lack of arm, but he was not going to point it out. Theres no need to be insensitive or nosy! 

“If you are hungry, I have food and drinks, you may stay as long as youd like!”

@sassylimes

[knight-twins-archive]

"Greetings, siblings of the knights! I come in search of information, if it is possible to gain! There are rumors I must dispel!"

Dark looked up from their thrown at the interruption. Another Milk? They sat up a bit more and raised an eyebrow. “What do you wish to know?”

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Since he was- technically- the ruler of a throne, Milk knelt before him respectfully.  “I seek knowledge about the darkness, and what the talk of a tree is from. If its not too much to request!”

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“I hear of a Tree waking up.... Though they are not sure if he is good or not.... Not to fear, I will seek him out!”

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*Looks at the sky still has scars on my chest and one to my face.* .......Hmm....

"oh my! Young one, what happened to you, if I may ask?"

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How is it possible that there are people better than you?!

“Shucks! Thank you for your confidence! I work hard everyday to get up there, one day Ill be number 1!”

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No milk. I don't know. Please, enlighten me.

“Why, its the number given to me when I became a Priest! It shows the rank we are currently at, and if we are good at the job, we will go up in the chain! It appears Im not too good yet, but Im working on it!”

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What the FUCK is a church mandated number.

“Oh, you know!”

[rp-starters-ask-box-fillers]

Starters for Demon muses!

If your muse is a demon: “Oh, turns out that you’re not that stupid. I thought that you would never figure out what I am.” “It’s not how I actually look.” “Have you met a demon before?” “Do it if you want. Your weapons won’t hurt me anyway.” “Your weapons look funny to me.” “How did you figure out that I’m not a human?” “What do you thing you’re going to do with that Holy Water?” “What?? You’ve lured me into a trap?!” “A trap? How dare you?!” “I’m not afraid of your angels.” “I’m not afraid of your Gods.” “Take the salt away from me.” “Exorcism? Really? You think you can save them?” “I’m too powerful for your toys to work on me.” “Even if I’m a demon, it doesn’t mean that I don’t feel.” “Not all demons are the same.” “Humans… You are so quick to label everyone. I’m not like others.” “I don’t need your soul.” “I might be a demon, but I’m not trying to trick you.” “I know that it’s hard to believe it, but yes a demon wants to help you. Just trust me.” “You’ve known me for so many years… And now you are trying to run away because I’m a demon? I’ve been like this all this time!” “I’ve always been like this.. why are you scared now when you know the truth?” “Aren’t you scared when you finally know the truth about me?” “Sorry that I couldn’t show my true face.” “Will you hate me now that you know that I’m a demon?” “I can help you.. But will you trust a demon?” “Want to make a deal?” “My deals can not be terminated.” “If you want… You can have your dream life. But after ten years I’ll come for your soul.” “Congratulations, you have just sold your soul.” “Now your soul is mine.” “Never trust a demon.” “I will make you suffer!!” “I will enjoy your pain.” “It looks like I’ll have a feast tonight.” “Your soul smells delicious.” “Scream! No one will hear you!” “Pray as much as you want! It won’t help you anyway!” “Aaaaaahhhhh!!!! Not the Holy Water! It buuuurrrnnsss!!” “A circle of salt? Wise.” “Pour as much salt as you want.. But you can’t stay in that circle forever.” “Uh oh… it looks that you’re out of Holy Water.” “You will never understand me, human.” “You think you’re strong human?! Think again!” “No one cares about the demon..” “Why would you care about me? You know that I am a demon.” “I don’t need your compassion.” “Why are you not scared of me? Do you understand that I’m a demon?!” “Have you summoned me?” “Why have you summoned me?” “Who dared to disturb me?!” “You’ve summoned me.. now we must make a deal.”

Towards a demon muse: “I know what you are..” “You’re a demon!” “What are you?!” “No… this can’t be true.. you can’t be something so foul.” “I always knew that there’s something wrong with you!” “I’ve sensed that you’re not a human.” “I knew that you’re not a human.. Just never showed it.” “Even if you’re a demon I still care about you.” “I… I don’t care that you are a demon.” “Demon or not, you’re still important to me.” “You have been a demon.. all this time?” “Stay back!. You.. you monster!!” “Please, don’t hurt me! I’m begging you!” “Don’t kill me… Please…” “Are you going to posses me?” “What do you need from me, you filthy creature?” “Posses me… Take my body.” “I thought that I knew you..” “Stay away from me. You’re scaring me.” “I’ve killed hundreds like you.” “I know how fight against you.” “So demons are real?” “Don’t tell me that demons are real.” “I’ve trained to kill demons.. And it’s time for you.” “Salt, Holy Water, book about exorcism.. believe me I’m prepared.” “You’re heartless.” “How could you do that?!” “I want to make a deal.” “I don’t know what else can I do.. help me.” “I’ll give you my soul for their life.” “I don’t care anymore… I want to make a deal.” “Your eyes… they’re black.” “You are unusually friendly for a demon.” “Aren’t demons supposed to be merciless killers?” “You’re different from other demons.” “You will help me?.. But you’re a demon.” “Why would demon want to help me?” “Why would I help a demon?” “Why would I trust a demon?” “I don’t trust you.. You’re a demon.” “How could someone love a demon?” “How could I feel something towards you?” “Monsters like you don’t deserve to be loved.” “Monsters like you don’t deserve happiness.” “Even demons need some love.” “It doesn’t matter that you’re a demon.. You still deserve to be happy.” “I’ve never thought that I’ll have so much fun spending time with a demon.” “I never thought that I’ll be calmly talking with a demon.” “Are other demons also so nice to be around?” “Can you feel something else that a need to kill?” “Are you truly so cruel like everyone is saying?” “What do you want?! My soul?!” “Take my soul! I don’t care! Just leave me alone!” “Take my soul! I don’t care! Just leave them alone!” “Yes.. I’ve summoned you.” “I’ve summoned you and you much obey me.” “What?! I wasn’t trying to summon a demon!” “I didn’t knew that reading this will summon a demon..” “Give me back my soul!” “I want to end the deal.” “You’ve tricked me! I knew I shouldn’t have trusted a demon!” “Wait.. you haven’t tricked me?” “You’re a demon.. there’s no way that I’ll allow you to stay alive.” “Go back to hell!” “I’ve finally summoned you my master.” “Let me serve you.” “You won’t be able to get me in this circle of salt!” “Taste some Holy Water!” “It burns you doesn’t it, you scum?!” “You won’t lay your nasty fingers on anyone else!” “Come! They will not find you here!” “No! They will find you!” “What have you done to me?” “You shouldn’t have left hell.” “Why do you care? You’re a demon.” “So how do souls taste like?” “A demon?.. Here?” “I’ve imagined demons differently.” “This is exactly how I’ve imagined demons.” “I’m honoured to meet you.” “Even if you made everyone else trust you, demon… know that I never will.” “May I ask… how actually old are you?” “What does hell look like?” “What will happen to me after You take my soul?” “You’re a demon.. You wouldn’t be able to understand me.”

[leememes]

THE   RAWEST   LYRICS   FROM   ‘   CAVETOWN  .   ’

“   often   i   am   upset   that   i   cannot   fall   in   love ,   but   i   guess   this   avoids   the   stress   of   falling   out   of   it  .   ” “   are   you   tired   of   me    yet  ?   ” “   i’m   a   little   sick   right   now  .   ” “   i   cut   my   hair   to   make   you   stare  .   ” “   i’ll   figure   out   a   way   to   get   us   out   of   here  .   ” “   i   can’t   really   think   right   now  .   ” “   are   you   dead  ?   ” “   sometimes   i   think   i’m   dead  .   ” “   i   can   feel   ghosts   and   ghouls   wrapping   my   head  .   ” “   i   don’t   wanna   fall   asleep   yet  .   ” “   i   don’t   know   how   to   communicate  .   ” “   my   mind   is   in   a   different   place  .   ” “   can   you   please   give   me   a   little   bit   of   space  ?   ” “   my   hair’s   a   mess   and   i   don’t   know   who   i   am   yet  .   ” “   but   little   do   we   know   the   stars   will   welcome   us   with   open   arms  .   ” “   strangely   i   feel   at   home   in   this   place  .   ” “   you   don’t   have   to   be   a   hero   to   save   the   world  .   ” “   it   doesn’t   make   you   a   narcissist   to   love   yourself  .   ” “   it   feels   like   nothing   is   easy  .   it   will   never   be  .   ” “   that’s   alright  .   let   it   out  .   ” “   talk   to   me  .   ” “   you   don’t   have   to   know   what   to   say   or   what   to   think  .   ” “   it’s   so   dark   tonight  .   ” “   you   can   survive  .   ”  “   i’ll   be   here   until   you’re   okay   again  .   ”  “   i   don’t   know   where   i’m   supposed   to   go  .   ” “   i   need   you   to   pull   me   out   of   this   decline  .   ” “   please   be   here   for   me ,   dear  .   ” “   i’ve   never   needed   a   friend   more  .   ” “   i   can’t   stress   enough   how   much   it   means   to   me   that   you’re   trying  .   ” “   i   don’t   mind   if   you   can’t   hold   me   like   you   used   to  .   ” “   i’ve   never   hated   myself   more  .   ”

[takemetomurch-blog]

hi yeah um i need your favorite food and number. its for data.

“I cannot say no if its for data!”“I love some nice egg salad, and my church mandated number is 387!”

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“Oh My! Cookies Are Interested In My Guild? Welcome To Everyone! May I Offer You A Drink?”