Lets Go Flying

{Independent Pancake Cookie RP - Remade from UnidentifiedFlyingPancakes} Got Any Acorn Jellies? I do!

[spookyfallaesthetic]

[flynn-rp-memes]

Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse.

No limits. Ask whatever.

[leneemusing]

⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“  you  mock  my  pain!  ”  “  life  is  pain.  ” “  he’s  only  mostly  dead.  ” “  i’m on  the  brute  squad.  ” “  you  are  the  brute  squad.  ” “  prepare  to  die.  ” “  we’ll  never  survive.  ” “  nonsense.  you’re  only  saying  that  because  no  one  ever  has.  ” “  who  are  you?  ” “  get  used  to  disappointment.  ” “  you  keep  using  that  word.  i  do  not  think  it  means  what  you  think  it  means.  ” “  i’ll  use  small  words  so  that  you’ll  be  sure  to  understand,  you  warthog  faced  buffoon.  ” “  that  may  be  the  first  time  in  my  life  a  man  dared  insult  me.  ” “  drop.  your.  sword.  ” “  shut  up!!  ”   “  you’ve  made  your  decision  then?  ” “  i  bet  my  life  on  it!  ” “  truly,  you  have  dizzying  intellect.  ” “  you’re  just  stalling  now.  ” “  you  guessed  wrong.  ” “  enough  of  that.  ”  “  surrender.  ” “  you  mean  you  wish  to  surrender  to  me?  very  well,  i  accept.  ” “  i  hate  waiting.  ” “  morons.  ” “  you  are  wonderful.  ” “  you  seem  a  decent  fellow,  i  hate  to  kill   you.  ” “  why  are  you  smiling?  ” “  because  i  know  something  you  don’t  know.  ” “  goodnight.  good  work.  i’ll  most  likely  kill  you  in  the  morning.  ” “  oh,  there’s  something  i  ought  to  tell  you.  ” “  think  it’ll  work?  ” “  it  would  take  miracle.  ” “  hear  this  now —  i  will  always  come  for  you.  ” “  this  is  true  love,  you  think  this  happens  every  day?  ” “  death  cannot  stop  true  love.  ” “  i  died  that  day.  ” “  we  may  as  well  die  here.  ” “  he’s  dead.  he  can’t  talk.  ”   “  as  you  wish.  ”   “  why  didn’t  you  wait  for  me?  ”   “  you  can  die  slowly,  cut  into  a  thousand  pieces.  ” “  you  killed  my  love.  ” “  it’s  possible. i  kill  a  lot  of  people.  ”   “  yes,  you’re  very  smart.  shut  up.  ”   “  you’ve  been  mostly-dead  all  day.  ”  “  inconceivable!!  ”  “  let  me  explain.  ”   “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” “  what  hideous  sin  have  you  committed  lately?  ” “  will  you  ever  forgive  me?  ” “  there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours.  ”  

[father-forest]

                                       I remember when this land was born !

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[he-blossoms-our-will]

Hey guys! I finally moved blogs! Please follow this blog instead of here! :D

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

random things my professors have said (starters)

Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

“The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”

“I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”

“By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”

“Woah, you have big shoes.”

“Zero is hero.”

“Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”

“We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”

“Hello. Welcome to the planet.”

“I set you up.”

“You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”

“I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”

“You don’t have a clue.”

“I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”

“Get rid of the dog mask.”

“I actually think nasty things when I smile.”

“I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”

“I’m just making stuff up.”

“The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”

“I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”

“I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”

“Are you glaring at me?”

“I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”

“It’s my job to embarrass you.”

“When I was young–I’m still young, right?”

“Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”

“If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”

“I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”

“I know a lot about corn.”

“Wow, you are super. *high fives*”

“I didn’t do that!”

“I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”

“I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”

“In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”

“This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”

“What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”

“You’re completely aroused.”

“There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”

“I like sleep.”

“No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”

“Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”

“Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”

“I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”

“We’re making tortillas now.”

“I’m not very nice.”

“Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”

“I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”

“The world’s fucked.”

[lildarlingpancake]

Seems the child had fallen asleep in a flower field. He was holding a red mirror that just barely was able to be seen poking out of his cape.

[softly-and-quietly-musing]

Dear child,

What did the world do

To give you such t i r e d eyes?

[lildarlingpancake]

(@lovelywingedblood) Seems Fairy looks to be in a good mood. Emphasis on the word, ‘looks’. She noticed Pancake and decided to greet them. “Hello there, Pancake! How have ya been?” She asked.

Pancake jumped to his feet, having been sitting.

“Fairy!!” He chirped, “I havent seen you in forever!! Im doing great!! How about you, where have you been??”

He folded his cloak around him, eyes practically sparkling.

@lovelywingedblood

[lildarlingpancake]

He nodded aggressively, putting the sword back in its sheath.

“yep yep!! Im gonna be a great hero just like he is! Im gonna make everyone proud and protect this place!”

[lildarlingpancake]

could we get a rundown on what happened on the previous account?

Of course!

Pancake Cookie previously lived with his brother, Rollcake, but left due to feeling like his brother didnt like him being around. He became determined to survive on his own, and made his home in the Millennial Trees forest under a tree. Wind Archer found him in the rain once and insisted on letting him stay in his home. While he does go there sometimes, he will defend his home.

He was gifted a sword by a friend; it is unknown who it was (a person from another fanom), and he went to Dark Choco to ask him to train him how to be a hero. Dark choco, or Sovereign, saw the dark potential in him and gifted the sword with dark energy. It doesnt seem to affect Pancake that much though. If at all. 

He is hiding secrets; as known by Chili Pepper, who has seen him drop his childish act. He is smart and knows that he can get things with his cuteness. Chili Pepper gave him one of her knives, which he keeps in his home. 

Pancake was taken in by a Pomegranate, though she seemed to disappear… Pancake does seem to claim her mirror though!

Now your all caught up!

[lildarlingpancake]

(@lovelywingedblood) Seems Fairy looks to be in a good mood. Emphasis on the word, ‘looks’. She noticed Pancake and decided to greet them. “Hello there, Pancake! How have ya been?” She asked.

Pancake jumped to his feet, having been sitting.

“Fairy!!” He chirped, “I havent seen you in forever!! Im doing great!! How about you, where have you been??”

He folded his cloak around him, eyes practically sparkling.

@lovelywingedblood

[lildarlingpancake]

He jumped into a pose, that was supposed to be intimidating, but… really wasnt due to his small size and cute appearance. 

“Yay!! I was told a good first step is posture! Solid feet and steady hand!!” His hand swiped against a small gem in the handle, and it seemed to emanate a dark purple light.  “check it out! Cool or what?”

[lovelywingedblood]

…What kind of sword did he get…? She seemed a bit… concerned? She’s unsure if she’s felt that emotion much. “Um… Pancake…? Who and where did you get that sword from…?” She asked, curious.

[lildarlingpancake]

“I got it from my mentor!! His name is Dark Choco, hes teaching me how to be a hero!” 

Hero, sure.... Thats one way to put it.  “Im gonna become strong and make my big bro proud of me!”

[lildarlingpancake]

Pancake has a way of finding things hes not supposed to. Like Rollcakes hidden box of maple syrup. Wasnt hidden for long.

“Ohhhh yes yes yes!! Please!!”

[knight-twins-archive]

The dark mistress smiled and knelt down. She produced a small cup from nowhere and spun a finger around the rim…inky black liquid bubbling up and filling it.

She smiled and offered the small cup to Pancake. He didn’t need too much to be filled with darkness for a time.

[lildarlingpancake]

He was more than excited as he reached up and took the drink, basically downing the cup in one go. It… really didnt taste much different than regular water. Kinda salty, maybe. 

“I thought it would taste like licorice….” Pancake sounded kind of disappointed. 

And oddly, nothing seemed to change about him; not like it changed Raven. He stayed the same.

[knight-twins-archive]

The dark mistress chuckled and patted Pancake on the head, ruffling his little hair tuft for a moment before standing again. “You should feel entergetic. Or numb. One of the two….” She smiled and patted Pancake on the head. “Don’t worry though…”

[lildarlingpancake]

“Im ALWAYS energetic!!” Pancake bounced around the lady, a smile on his face as he squished his cheeks. adorable!

“I know you wouldnt hurt me, I dont need to worry!”

[lildarlingpancake]

Pancake, I'm sure you'll be able to stay in your home.

“But... But I drank it... it didnt even do anything! It didnt taste different or nothing!! I didnt do anything wrong!! I dont wanna be homeless!”

[lildarlingpancake]

Oh please, like MT would take a tree from a kid! It's a single tree, Pancake isn't harming it. The kids fine where he is!

“I made it my own! I dont have anywhere else to go.... I cant leave!”

[lildarlingpancake]

MT's a god. Your aren't. Shut the fuck up.

“Why are you... being mean to me....”

[lildarlingpancake]

It was his home first, technically. Dude, he has a throne there and everything. He has fucking followers there!

“But He has the whole other area! My tree is my home! He cant take it from me!”

[lildarlingpancake]

Pancake has a way of finding things hes not supposed to. Like Rollcakes hidden box of maple syrup. Wasnt hidden for long.

“Ohhhh yes yes yes!! Please!!”

[knight-twins-archive]

The dark mistress smiled and knelt down. She produced a small cup from nowhere and spun a finger around the rim…inky black liquid bubbling up and filling it.

She smiled and offered the small cup to Pancake. He didn’t need too much to be filled with darkness for a time.

[lildarlingpancake]

He was more than excited as he reached up and took the drink, basically downing the cup in one go. It... really didnt taste much different than regular water. Kinda salty, maybe. 

“I thought it would taste like licorice....” Pancake sounded kind of disappointed. 

And oddly, nothing seemed to change about him; not like it changed Raven. He stayed the same.

[lildarlingpancake]

Pancake, if you drink the water, you'll get kciked out of the forest by Millennial Tree!

“He cant kick me out of my home!!”