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One Nice Bug Per Day

Kiana Khansmith

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AnasAbdin
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i don't do bad sauce passes

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occasionally subtle
Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
wallacepolsom
almost home
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@lildarlingpancake
Send a âââ to force the truth out of my muse.
No limits. Ask whatever.
â the princess bride sentence starters â
â you mock my pain! â â life is pain. â â heâs only mostly dead. â â iâm on the brute squad. â â you are the brute squad. â â prepare to die. â â weâll never survive. â â nonsense. youâre only saying that because no one ever has. â â who are you? â â get used to disappointment. â â you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means. â â iâll use small words so that youâll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. â â that may be the first time in my life a man dared insult me. â â drop. your. sword. â â shut up!! â  â youâve made your decision then? â â i bet my life on it! â â truly, you have dizzying intellect. â â youâre just stalling now. â â you guessed wrong. â â enough of that. â â surrender. â â you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well, i accept. â â i hate waiting. â â morons. â â you are wonderful. â â you seem a decent fellow, i hate to kill  you. â â why are you smiling? â â because i know something you donât know. â â goodnight. good work. iâll most likely kill you in the morning. â â oh, thereâs something i ought to tell you. â â think itâll work? â â it would take miracle. â â hear this now â i will always come for you. â â this is true love, you think this happens every day? â â death cannot stop true love. â â i died that day. â â we may as well die here. â â heâs dead. he canât talk. â  â as you wish. â  â why didnât you wait for me? â  â you can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. â â you killed my love.  â â itâs possible. i kill a lot of people. â  â yes, youâre very smart. shut up. â  â youâve been mostly-dead all day. â â inconceivable!! â â let me explain. â  â your vote of confidence is overwhelming. â â what hideous sin have you committed lately? â â will you ever forgive me? â â thereâs a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours. â Â
                    I remember when this land was born !
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random things my professors have said (starters)
Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
âThe heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.â
âI donât remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.â
âBy that time, youâll have figured out my brain. I havenât yet.â
âWoah, you have big shoes.â
âZero is hero.â
âMake sure you donât take my picture. Iâm copyrighted.â
âWe donât really know what itâs like to be a rat or a pigeon.â
âHello. Welcome to the planet.â
âI set you up.â
âYou wouldnât be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.â
âI know you are a millionaire. I donât want to talk to you.â
âYou donât have a clue.â
âIâve taught you to see the fun in pain.â
âGet rid of the dog mask.â
âI actually think nasty things when I smile.â
âI know you donât want to see me. I donât want to see you too.â
âIâm just making stuff up.â
âThe other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, âyouâre ruining my reputationâ!â
âI said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Donât scare people.â
âI wasnât drunk, but I was acting like it.â
âAre you glaring at me?â
âI profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.â
âItâs my job to embarrass you.â
âWhen I was youngâIâm still young, right?â
âUh oh. [grunt] Iâm okay.â
âIf you solve this, Iâll buy you lunch.â
âIâm going to tell you a story about farts.â
âI know a lot about corn.â
âWow, you are super. *high fives*â
âI didnât do that!â
âI saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.â
âIâm glad to see that youâve decided to stay.â
âIn the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.â
âThis is just dessert. Thereâs a banquet coming.â
âWhat do you call it? AÂ âsnakeâ, right?â
âDonât yell at me.â
âImpossible means âI am possibleâ.â
âYouâre completely aroused.â
âThereâs a stop sign. You have to stop.â
âI like sleep.â
âNo one likes to feel pain. Actuallyânever mind, I donât want to ask.â
âDo I sound cynical? Iâm trying to be nice.â
âDude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.â
âI donât want to talk to most people. Itâs not a gender thing, please just go away.â
âWeâre making tortillas now.â
âIâm not very nice.â
âBe careful, somebody might beat you up.â
âI can say nice things, but if you remind me, Iâll deny it.â
âThe worldâs fucked.â
Seems the child had fallen asleep in a flower field. He was holding a red mirror that just barely was able to be seen poking out of his cape.
Dear child,
What did the world do
To give you such t i r e d eyes?
(@lovelywingedblood) Seems Fairy looks to be in a good mood. Emphasis on the word, âlooksâ. She noticed Pancake and decided to greet them. âHello there, Pancake! How have ya been?â She asked.
Pancake jumped to his feet, having been sitting.
âFairy!!â He chirped, âI havent seen you in forever!! Im doing great!! How about you, where have you been??â
He folded his cloak around him, eyes practically sparkling.
@lovelywingedblood
He nodded aggressively, putting the sword back in its sheath.
âyep yep!! Im gonna be a great hero just like he is! Im gonna make everyone proud and protect this place!â
could we get a rundown on what happened on the previous account?
Of course!
Pancake Cookie previously lived with his brother, Rollcake, but left due to feeling like his brother didnt like him being around. He became determined to survive on his own, and made his home in the Millennial Trees forest under a tree. Wind Archer found him in the rain once and insisted on letting him stay in his home. While he does go there sometimes, he will defend his home.
He was gifted a sword by a friend; it is unknown who it was (a person from another fanom), and he went to Dark Choco to ask him to train him how to be a hero. Dark choco, or Sovereign, saw the dark potential in him and gifted the sword with dark energy. It doesnt seem to affect Pancake that much though. If at all.Â
He is hiding secrets; as known by Chili Pepper, who has seen him drop his childish act. He is smart and knows that he can get things with his cuteness. Chili Pepper gave him one of her knives, which he keeps in his home.Â
Pancake was taken in by a Pomegranate, though she seemed to disappear⌠Pancake does seem to claim her mirror though!
Now your all caught up!
(@lovelywingedblood) Seems Fairy looks to be in a good mood. Emphasis on the word, âlooksâ. She noticed Pancake and decided to greet them. âHello there, Pancake! How have ya been?â She asked.
Pancake jumped to his feet, having been sitting.
âFairy!!â He chirped, âI havent seen you in forever!! Im doing great!! How about you, where have you been??â
He folded his cloak around him, eyes practically sparkling.
@lovelywingedblood
He jumped into a pose, that was supposed to be intimidating, but⌠really wasnt due to his small size and cute appearance.Â
âYay!! I was told a good first step is posture! Solid feet and steady hand!!â His hand swiped against a small gem in the handle, and it seemed to emanate a dark purple light. âcheck it out! Cool or what?â
âŚWhat kind of sword did he getâŚ? She seemed a bit⌠concerned? Sheâs unsure if sheâs felt that emotion much. âUm⌠PancakeâŚ? Who and where did you get that sword fromâŚ?â She asked, curious.
âI got it from my mentor!! His name is Dark Choco, hes teaching me how to be a hero!âÂ
Hero, sure.... Thats one way to put it. âIm gonna become strong and make my big bro proud of me!â
Pancake has a way of finding things hes not supposed to. Like Rollcakes hidden box of maple syrup. Wasnt hidden for long.
âOhhhh yes yes yes!! Please!!â
The dark mistress smiled and knelt down. She produced a small cup from nowhere and spun a finger around the rimâŚinky black liquid bubbling up and filling it.
She smiled and offered the small cup to Pancake. He didnât need too much to be filled with darkness for a time.
He was more than excited as he reached up and took the drink, basically downing the cup in one go. It⌠really didnt taste much different than regular water. Kinda salty, maybe.Â
âI thought it would taste like licoriceâŚ.â Pancake sounded kind of disappointed.Â
And oddly, nothing seemed to change about him; not like it changed Raven. He stayed the same.
The dark mistress chuckled and patted Pancake on the head, ruffling his little hair tuft for a moment before standing again. âYou should feel entergetic. Or numb. One of the twoâŚ.â She smiled and patted Pancake on the head. âDonât worry thoughâŚâ
âIm ALWAYS energetic!!â Pancake bounced around the lady, a smile on his face as he squished his cheeks. adorable!
âI know you wouldnt hurt me, I dont need to worry!â
Pancake, I'm sure you'll be able to stay in your home.
âBut... But I drank it... it didnt even do anything! It didnt taste different or nothing!! I didnt do anything wrong!! I dont wanna be homeless!â
Oh please, like MT would take a tree from a kid! It's a single tree, Pancake isn't harming it. The kids fine where he is!
âI made it my own! I dont have anywhere else to go.... I cant leave!â
MT's a god. Your aren't. Shut the fuck up.
âWhy are you... being mean to me....â
It was his home first, technically. Dude, he has a throne there and everything. He has fucking followers there!
âBut He has the whole other area! My tree is my home! He cant take it from me!â
Pancake has a way of finding things hes not supposed to. Like Rollcakes hidden box of maple syrup. Wasnt hidden for long.
âOhhhh yes yes yes!! Please!!â
The dark mistress smiled and knelt down. She produced a small cup from nowhere and spun a finger around the rimâŚinky black liquid bubbling up and filling it.
She smiled and offered the small cup to Pancake. He didnât need too much to be filled with darkness for a time.
He was more than excited as he reached up and took the drink, basically downing the cup in one go. It... really didnt taste much different than regular water. Kinda salty, maybe.Â
âI thought it would taste like licorice....â Pancake sounded kind of disappointed.Â
And oddly, nothing seemed to change about him; not like it changed Raven. He stayed the same.
Pancake, if you drink the water, you'll get kciked out of the forest by Millennial Tree!
âHe cant kick me out of my home!!â