@takenunkindly
--- parkour presents?-- let's go
I'm in!
yes-- yes- perfect!
Where we doin this? Can't bring you to my neck of the woods. My neighbors wouldn't understand.
-- how would they know?
How wouldn't they know?
Everyone always knows everything. It's a pain.
How would they know I am sabbat-!
Oh no, that's not even what I'm talking about.
The neighbors, man. Real Gladys Kravitz types. Always looking out the curtains hollering "AL AL, THE NEIGHBOR GIRL IS HAVING AN ORGY AGAIN CALL THE POLICE".
-- Let’s kill them- turn them into chickens-
Okay but see, then people come looking for them.....
-- so?
It couldn’t possible be some frail thing like you! -- or me!--
we can set it on fire- then no one will figure anything out! - hide the father- then it’s a murder suicide--
Okay. I see your point.
But hear me out here.
...all that preparation and effort takes away from Parkour with Presents, leaving us with less time for acquiring presents.
So what I propose is that we meet up somewhere and then we can have a lot more time for Parkour.
Okay, honestly? ....because sometimes my nosey neighbors feed my cat while I'm out.
------- okay
--parkour with presents it is!
Great! So where should we meet up? 🤔
