The Bro-jah

Male, Brujah, just here for a time [ic VtM character blog for Nick Rhinelander]

[xueyangapologist]

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

[deviantplum]

The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]

[planefood]

I love my cities subreddit because everyone on there is deranged and miserable just like real life

[planefood]

another favourite of mine

[hellhound-petshop]

Yotie,,,,

[hellhound-petshop]

[hawkpartys]

my "i don't need a rabies shot because i eat the vaxx-laced meatballs that fish & wildlife leaves out for the coyotes" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

[velvetc0ffin]

[jame7t]

just had a violent thought so I nourished it & supported it until it became a violent action! ❤️

[bedabug]

truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

[dippyface]

[deadreckon-deactivated20230712]

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

[unhindercd]

Remember that cameras are the devil and anything that reproduces your image more than a single time in a format you can hold in your hands will be your undoing

[thebrojah]

does this mean polaroid cameras are ok

[yaoibattlepass]

Positive affirmations

- I'm still good meat

- I'm perfectly good meat

- I taste fine

[duskbornbitchqueen]

Prince most likely to be naked

Ventrue

Malkavian

Brujah

Toreador

Banu Haqim

Lasombra

Gangrel

Tzimisce

Nosferatu

Tremere

Voting ended onMar 22, 2025

Leaving out the others cuz like... what are the chances of any of them being Princes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[snazzytaigar]

Only because I know myself would I vote Gangrel.

[thebrojah]

i felt like i had to vote malkavian given the context

[thebrojah]

who HASNT received orders from the boss lady while shes in a hot tub yk

[duskbornbitchqueen]

I once got a dressing down while She was completely dressed down 😔

[thebrojah]

well. boss lady WAS wearing clothes when she set our fledgling on fire so

[thaumatology]

@duskbornbitchqueen You know sometimes you don't actually have to say things.

[duskbornbitchqueen]

I'M NORMAL AND RELATABLE!!!!

[dramatic-dove]

I don't think you said anything less relatable then that

[thebrojah]

some princes just don't like wearing clothes!

[dramatic-dove]

What clan is your prince....

[thebrojah]

malkavian :)

[thebrojah]

who HASNT received orders from the boss lady while shes in a hot tub yk

[thaumatology]

@duskbornbitchqueen You know sometimes you don't actually have to say things.

[duskbornbitchqueen]

I'M NORMAL AND RELATABLE!!!!

[dramatic-dove]

I don't think you said anything less relatable then that

[thebrojah]

some princes just don't like wearing clothes!

[girlnextvore]

Elysium but its a pool party

so you gotta talk politics with your prince while he wears a speedo thats to tight