A: *starts laughing* I'm sorry, brother. I saw this on Tumblr and I was dying to use it on real life.
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A: *starts laughing* I'm sorry, brother. I saw this on Tumblr and I was dying to use it on real life.
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That’s a guardian. Not a god parent. *rolls her own eyes* I liked you better when you weren’t here.
*takes a step back* Oh, well i'm sorry, then, Your Highness. *vanishes*
[[I think you hurt his feelings.]]
I’m sorry, did you miss the memo? We’re not christian! You’re not even christian. As both Greek and Scandinavian gods, we know more than one god exits, hence we don’t have godparents, you twit. You’re his uncle, get over it.
*Rolls his eyes so hard that they turn in his head* I'm not gonna baptize your children, Hel. I'm a godfather in the sense that i'll be responsible for them if something happens to you and Bright Boy. You twit.
You’re not his godfather. And I only flicked your ear, you’re being such a wimp, Pollo. It can’t still hurt. *shakes her head* Now you get to be the poor sod who has to explain to him that he’s not allowed to use it as freely as you led him to believe.
I'm not? Explain to me how I'm not you son's godfather. because, if that's the case, I'll just take the car back and say he can't have it 'cause it's a present for my godson and he's not mine, apparently. *looks away, muttering curses*
*flicks both her boys on the ears* Yes, you should have and you *points at him* What have we told you about consulting us first? That little boy is our pride and joy and you go and give him a deathtrap to fly around in?
He commands his own battalion, he's far from being a boy. Ouch, Hel, let go! And he can't just go riding horses everywhere! I'm the godfather, i have a responsibility!
[[You're not his godfather!]]
Don't be an idiot, If it's Hel's child, I'm the godfather. I'm Liv's godfather as well, don't you ever forget. Hel, my ear!
*hides her face in his neck* Your influence is wearing on him. I’m not sure if I like it or not.
I'm honored. And proud of myself for finally make the Ice Prince melt. It took me a few millenia. How are you feeling now that you finally have a sense of humor, Baldur?
[[Like strangling you.]]
Oh, Hel, look at our boy, all grown up and ready to punch me in the face. I'm gonna cry.
*taps on his shoulder* I demand a hug, please. *smiles at Baldr* You mean to keep him closer to us?
[[To chain him far, far away.]]
*literally pulls her away from Baldr's grasp and hugs her tight* How are you, love? Is Bright Boy boring you to hell and back?
*snickers* You should know by now he’s like a puppy. You speak his name and in he walks.
[[We could put a leash on him, then...]]
Oh, look at them being adorable little shits together. You melt my heart. But, yes, I heard my name and Hel's so accurate description of me and I decided to pay my favorite couple a visit. *pinches Baldr's cheek*
Uh, when put in that perspective… *shakes his head and kisses her hair* I’m being so foolish. You’re right, I have you and our children and my realm. What does he have that can overcome this?
Well… *counts on her fingers* The cutest smirk, a penchant for just about everything, Dominion over the sun, Ares, me and Ares…
[[*groans* You're not helping.]]
Hello! Talking about me?
[[Oh, great!]]
"Nobody can replace my brother... that's not what this is about."
It was always me and my brother.
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