shrimp colors

thea | she/they | i: geminid yes i still like takumi fire emblem

[sirpepperston]

the FBI agent interrogating me: I'm not going to ask you again. What is this pokemon's name?

me, beaten within an inch of my life:

[greelin]

i’m sincerely always saying this

[ejacutastic]

anyone have that one post that's like "I was staying at an airbnb and woke up and saw a mouse eating a truffle. it wasn't my chocolate it was the mouse's chocolate" bc I can't find it

[ejacutastic]

gotta do everything myself around here

[angelicguy]

[posciel]

get kissed idiot

[posciel]

[danishprince]

always saying this

[vermillionseraph]

I want a boy who worships me like i worship him. I am his everything, just as he is mine. Please. Demand my affections, melt at my touch. I want to love you! Let me love you, please please please

[nutsacktorturer]

I want a boy with fat nuts

[argumate]

what are you planning, nutsacktorturer

[spirulin4]

cite my sources? how about my beautiful mind

[batteredhilt]

[modern-alebrije]

[ginger-ale-official]

No guys actually like classic cock. They just put it on when they’re in the car with other guys because it is the safest option and then they have to pretend to like it to each other to force a conversation

[kingscrown666]

Typo on the dashboard. GET THEIR ASS

[blindsideofthemoon]

[niedopalek]

scariest food names 

3. blood sausage 

 2. ghost pepper 

1. deviled eggs

[ratscanada]

apparently i'm blogging in the year 1502

[wierdautumn]

jeeli beeli, peet rat goomie candieeeee. let’s slike it opeen so he can. breeeeaaaaaath. mmm freesh aier. peet rat, timie to comie alivie. escapi the pakackie. esapi, the pakackie. peet ratti’s. veri baig and longe. veri baig, aaand loooonge. the battaum ais, veri, flatt. goode boye, veri goode boye. peet ratti’s, a veri, goode boye.

[gentlebliss]

jeff the rapper

[gentlebliss]

[gentlebliss]

guys stop its not funny anymore im scared stop i dont wanna talk about this anymore

[oneheadtoanother]

[outpost-31]

im hyperventilating

[supermariomamafucker]

Okay!!