Taliesin, the Greatest and Most Popular Sexyman

....what do you MEAN "literally who"!? (RP Blog for the Sexyman High AU)

[taliesinsvau]

newest plan to get recognized as a true sexyman:

1. get a guitar (Margaret should do nicely)

2. go to sexyman high’s door and play a sweet serenade to show them all that I clearly deserve to be among them

3. ???

4. profit

[jeffthekillersvau]

Can you play mcr

[taliesinsvau]

Yes absolutely

ᵍᵒᵒᵍˡᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵐᶜʳ

[jd-sexyverse]

JD scoffs and broodingly glares at @taliesinsvau.

“You don’t know our anthems? Pathetic.”

[taliesinsvau]

Wh-how dare you! I will have you know that I am a man with class, dignity, and above all else-

♫ “DON’T YOU WANT TO GET AWAY FROM THE SAME OLD-” ♫

*Taliesin is quick to grab his phone and snatch his mask out of the air, putting it back a bit unevenly on his face*

...hold on a moment, I need to answer this.

ᵂʰʸ ᵈᶦᵈ ᴵ ˡᵉᵗ ᶜᵃˢˢ ᶜʰᵒᵒˢᵉ ʰᵉʳ ʳᶦⁿᵍᵗᵒⁿᵉ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ...ˀ

[taliesinsvau]

newest plan to get recognized as a true sexyman:

1. get a guitar (Margaret should do nicely)

2. go to sexyman high’s door and play a sweet serenade to show them all that I clearly deserve to be among them

3. ???

4. profit

[jeffthekillersvau]

Can you play mcr

[taliesinsvau]

Yes absolutely

ᵍᵒᵒᵍˡᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵐᶜʳ

[taliesinsvau]

newest plan to get recognized as a true sexyman:

1. get a guitar (Margaret should do nicely)

2. go to sexyman high’s door and play a sweet serenade to show them all that I clearly deserve to be among them

3. ???

4. profit

[jeffthekillersvau]

We live in a society.

[the-ceo-of-sexymen]

Announcing the Grand opening of SEXYVERSE HIGH!

Hello, hello, and welcome to Sexyverse High! Now, now, settle down, I’m sure you’ll each have your chance to prove your sexiness in-class, sirs. After all, you all have been hand-picked by me personally for the one-and-only high school for the sexiest studies based on your performance out on the field. I’m sure you all will be successful and graduate in due time as certified sexymen who will live down in history, and as your headmaster, I couldn’t be prouder. Today marks the fine, fine start to something beautiful!

Now, then, I’m pleased to announce that we can now officially take roll!

[taliesinsvau]

Somewhere in the back, there’s a rustling in the bushes. A maroon hat with a blue band and a light green feather sticks out from it, and one can see the tiniest glimpse of a black and white mask.

“Hehehehehe...”

What could a student from the Academy of Alternates be doing here?