Talk about a Wedding

You've decided to get married. Chances are, people have something to say about it.

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Cafe in Istanbul

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Beautiful

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I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.

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And you just know that right around the corner that crow got into his faded orange VW Kombi van with the surfboards strapped on top and hit the beach.

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This crow is 100% fucking around for no reason other than to fuck around. Birds have two main gaits depending on where they live - they put one foot in front of the other if they live on the ground, or they hop if they live in the trees. Crows live on the ground, and thus walk. They have no reason to hop like this, and they aren’t wired or built to move like this naturally. They might hop to quickly avoid danger that’s very limited, like a car tire coming at them, or to get up onto the curb, but this sort of motion has no purpose other than being fun.

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Always look on the sunny side of your life.

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Source: spoki.tI 

"I am in town for a funeral so I am coming to your wedding."

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Why didn’t you invite the groom’s first ex-girlfriend? She is such a nice person!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/05/dont-ask-brides-this-please_n_6801976.html

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"Is your fiancé good in bed?"

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"So, what's your budget?"

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“Oh! I just know who I’m going to bring as my date!” (Um. you don’t get a date, especially not the married man you are having an affair with or the flavor of the week you are trying to impress)

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“I’m not planning to wear a bra with my [strapless] bridesmaid dress. It looks fine, I swear!”

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“Why didn’t you tell me to get you an appointment with my beautician while there was still time, she could have sorted out your acne without a problem!” Sorry what?!

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“Are you sure you still fit into your dress? You know you always gain weight when you’re stressed out!”

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“Are you sure my bridesmaid dress will be tailored perfectly to suit me?”!

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"I do not want to spend money on your wedding. Why are you registering? Do you really need anything?"